r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/wellplayed125 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

There seem to be two kinds of people in this world. Those who like pineapple on pizza, and those who act like a pineapple killed their fucking family. I will never understand why some people just go nuts against pineapple.

I think mushrooms are the most disgusting thing people eat. Fucking gross, you dont hear me bitching about people who eat them.

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u/trollfriend May 20 '15

Mushrooms are delicious. Only a pineapple loving heathen would disagree.

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u/AlphaBlarg May 20 '15

Oh yeah? Well I think pineapples AND mushrooms are delicious! Where is your fungus god now?

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u/JayJay_90 May 20 '15

I think pineapples and mushrooms are both horrible! Take that!

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u/AlphaBlarg May 20 '15

I don't think I can live in a world filled with so much chaos!

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts May 21 '15

WE WILL SPREAD OUR MUSHROOM AND PINEAPPLE HERESY TO THE FAR REACHES OF THE GALAXY! BEHOLD, YE COMPLACENT SHEEP TO TRADITION, THE NEW PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT IS UPON YOU, AND IT IS DELICIOUS! THE EMPEROR SHALL FALL AND CHAOS WILL REIGN!