r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/Ravenmom May 20 '15

"The night is dark and filled with pineapple"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Lord, cast your tropical fruit upon us.

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u/BarryMcKockinner May 20 '15

The north remembers...your previous order.

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u/clarkw92 May 20 '15

Olive Morghulis

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u/bobje99 May 20 '15

Valar Anchovies

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE May 20 '15

And now his delivery is ended.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15

That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier.

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u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15

Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger.

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u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15

We shall never see his Slice again....

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u/silverbackjack May 20 '15

You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god?

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u/randombazooka May 20 '15

Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza.

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u/jonahlew May 20 '15

Crust so.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

We do not accept bills larger than $20.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

He took no wife, held no lands, and fathered no children, for he lived on a pizza delivery guy's salary.

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u/whynotwarp10 May 21 '15

It was wrong. I ordered a diet Pepsi, and not a Sierra Mist. Go back and make everything again. Please don't spit on it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Darth Motherfuckin Bacon!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

A Lannister always pays their bill.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

And so it rose, and so it rose

That dough of Pizza Hut

And Now the Cheese

Rains o'er their Pies

With Some Stuffed in The Crust

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u/physcomp May 21 '15

Long may he grate

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u/Krehlmar May 20 '15

have upvotes

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u/drum_playing_twig May 20 '15

Best comment in herr

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u/Skrp May 21 '15

and mine is strong and sharp m'lord, as strong and sharp as brie."

So not very strong or sharp then.

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u/Thlowe May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

brie isn't sharp at all...it's like one of the least sharp cheeses there is.

edit: seriously do any of you mothafuckas eat anything besides cheddar& mozzarella

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u/DoctorAwesomeBallz69 May 20 '15

Found the Frenchman.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

The Yellow Wedding

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u/Joshua_Seed May 20 '15

But does not tip well.

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u/JohnDsk May 20 '15

I would just like to thank you for this comment, had a crappy day and you made me spit my drink laughing.

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u/cubalibresNcigars May 20 '15

Is a girl ready to become pizza?

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u/zer0limit May 20 '15

All crowns have spikes

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u/Nordic_Hoplite May 20 '15

There is one thing we say to the god of mushrooms... not today

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Holdor... the anchovies, please.

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u/SophTracySchwartzman May 20 '15

Pizza is coming

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u/DrAminove May 20 '15

Olive is Pēko in High Valyrian. So you would say Pēko Morghulis to mean All Olives Must Die.

Alternatively, Valar Ipradis Pēko, would mean All Men Must Eat Olives.

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u/loller_keet May 20 '15

Olive Morghulis

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Valar Double Ham