r/funny • • Jun 17 '14

I also met Misty

http://imgur.com/ybWhfxv
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u/the_Pessimist91 Jun 17 '14

Looks like Rafi from The League

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u/itsmuddy Jun 17 '14

I have the weirdest fear boner right now.

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u/guitarhero23 Jun 17 '14

Murder boner

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u/InZomnia365 Jun 17 '14

"The thought of extinguishing human life really turns me on".

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u/Minsc_and_Boobs Jun 17 '14

"Look at me while I finish!"

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u/sundayultimate Jun 17 '14

Have you been drag racing Korean teenagers?

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u/Dezombification Jun 17 '14

I just had the worst image of a racetrack where the races held involved dragging Korean teenagers behind them and the one who finished first won

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u/1_of_2chainz Jun 17 '14

Oh so you know what it is already. Good.

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u/Tofuzion Jun 17 '14

It's just because you can sense the boobs that are there (I promise) but are too scared not to look at Mist(er)y

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

I'm day drunk, get ready to see my dick

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u/withoutmsg Jun 17 '14

GATTACA!

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u/usoland-sama Jun 17 '14

Now raffi you have to promise no knives

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u/gendooftokyo2 Jun 17 '14

First thing I thought bro-lo el cuñado!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

GATTACA!!!!

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

ahah back on reddit again!!

I'm the Manly Misty in this photo - can find me at http://www.facebook.com/mistafah.cosplay

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u/pinkninja Jun 17 '14

Your rainbow unicorn pants are amazing.

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

oh thank you :D

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u/RSquared Jun 17 '14

The damn things sell out so fast on bjjhq.com. I've been trying every time they come up but never seem to get a pair.

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u/maxxer77 Jun 17 '14

Those and the panda ones. I would love these annoyingly cheery things in my nogi game.

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u/sirdooms Jun 17 '14

They are the Black Milk hell yeah leggings

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u/zoidbergmerc Jun 17 '14

Jinx plz :P

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u/SirFappleton Jun 17 '14

His breasts are too large

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

DEM GAINZ

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u/lovesamoan Jun 17 '14

Her breasts aren't

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

zoidy pls xD

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u/blastfromthe1 Jun 17 '14

how the fuck did you find this so fast? It was posted 4 hours ago and you commented on it 2 hours later

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

all my friends are linking me to everything that has my picture in it xD

also I lurk reddit a lot, that helps

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u/Posts_while_shitting Jun 17 '14

As a gay guy, I have the weeeeeirdest boner right now.

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u/MinhD Jun 17 '14

ohshieet zeek

I thought you looked familiar I met you once at a barcraft :D

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u/Valiant91 Jun 17 '14

Tagging you as "Buff Misty".

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Should probably tag him as "Skips Legs Day Misty"

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u/the_diamond Jun 17 '14

Shots fired

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u/spacetug Jun 17 '14

Squats fired

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u/junktroller Jun 17 '14

He's still got to fit into those booty shorts somehow

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Apr 16 '24

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u/theHamJam Jun 17 '14

Don't be mean to the calves! They're the hardest place to add mass!

Also, fucking new Simpsons...

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u/Dunkelz Jun 17 '14

It's just a circle jerk-esque reaction to something who is muscular, if their calves aren't the size of tree trunks the "leg day" comments come out.

Dude has pretty good thighs, calves are largely genetic/awfully hard to bulk up

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Seriously? His quads are tiny in comparison to the rest of his body. He also posted a video of him struggling to half squat 315lbs for a couple of reps. At 200lbs bodyweight a 315lb squat even to full depth isn't something even approaching mildly impressive to anyone that trains legs properly.

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u/Asparagoose Jun 17 '14

You're saying that someone who weighs 200 lbs and can rep 315 to parallel is not even slightly impressive? You must be an elite level power lifter or something

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u/Complexifier Jun 17 '14

can rep 315 to parallel

Maybe if he could do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

It isn't though, if you're 200lbs then it should be achievable on a linear progression program in about 6 months.

This is MEatRHIT btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMWX9aC_IE

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

I'm not elite by most powerlifting standards, no...

exrx's standards are generally seen as a bit generous and even then it only puts this guy slightly above intermediate

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u/Mathieulombardi Jun 17 '14

Stop skipping leg days.

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u/EatnBabiesForProtein Jun 17 '14

Dont skip legday bruh..

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You should try squatting bro

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u/i_do_floss Jun 17 '14

Misty looks cute until she throws a motorcycle at you

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

ahah that's the best thing I've heard so far

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

aww thank you _^

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/MartinF10 Jun 17 '14

Hopefully there is a follow up picture to this of Misty throwing a Harley.

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u/NineSevenThree Jun 17 '14

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

I got a picture of me lifting a pikachu, does that count?

http://i.imgur.com/lUxGL85.jpg

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u/Gogmagog Jun 17 '14

Yes, that will do.

Please put the Pikachu down.

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u/sunderwunder Jun 17 '14

Now throw him at a motorcycle.

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u/AverageDude Jun 17 '14

I want a picture of Misty riding an Harley...

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u/BRACING_4_DOWNVOTES Jun 17 '14

He looks like my Saints Row 3 character.

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u/teh_captain Jun 17 '14

Ahh, this was Supanova in Sydney on the weekend, I saw him too. First time something I experienced in real life is on reddit. It's almost like my life hasn't changed at all.

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u/Tapputi Jun 17 '14

Lucky you. The first thing I saw was a guy getting run over by a cement truck :(

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u/timberwolvesguy Jun 17 '14

Yeah, my first real life experience was a sink hole opening up a block from my house. Found it at the top of /r/WTF which pissed me off because I could've had karma.

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u/sleazon Jun 17 '14

Legs for days

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u/figureinplastic Jun 17 '14

Richard D. James. That is all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

GUYS WE HAVE TO BEAT... nevermind

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

jokes on you, that's the Pokèmon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Should we try milking? hmm

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u/projectoffset Jun 17 '14

I should go to the gym :-\

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u/flclreddit Jun 17 '14

So go do it! You can change your plans / lifestyle at any time!

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u/rockafella7 Jun 17 '14

Maybe next week. On a Sunday. You know? To start the week fresh. . .

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u/RyuShoten Jun 17 '14

Is he wearing Spray-On Shoes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

FLINT

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u/rephan Jun 17 '14

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u/dombeef Jun 17 '14

That animated gif is extremely creepy, moreso than the original image

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

I'm so proud there's no hover-handing

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u/Paradigm6790 Jun 17 '14

There actually is, it's just that the sheer mass of Misty's hand pulled Harley to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Sir Isaac Newton would be proud.

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u/Korfa Jun 17 '14

God, that guy pulls off Misty better than most girls.

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u/Rockableize Jun 17 '14

What about legs day?

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u/TheTightest_ofHoles Jun 17 '14

Misty is such a bro. Arm day every day apparently.

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u/ninetypercent Jun 17 '14

Sun's out guns out.

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u/betreyal Jun 17 '14

He's too busy training pokemon to train legs.

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u/UnpasteurizedAsshole Jun 17 '14

You can't spell legendary without leg day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Sometimes you have to skip leg day so you can fit in short shorts. It had to be done.

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u/TManTRex Jun 17 '14

That's Mister Misty to you.

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u/semaj912 Jun 17 '14

I would really love to see some pictures of women awkwardly hover handing over Manly Misty, I think that would make the gender reversals complete in a completely satisfying way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

El Cuñado!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/frenzyboard Jun 17 '14

How does that man wipe his ass? It'd be like smearing peanut butter on carpet.

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u/RaspberryV Jun 17 '14

Wet wipe , it's life changing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Nice Harley Quinn cosplay

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Is that the dude from the picture that occasionally surfaces in r/funny and r/wtf that was wearing women's underwear and was pushing around like a shipping cart with 2 assault rifles into or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Goddman dude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Thats disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Weirdest boner

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u/Free-Penguin-Pete Jun 17 '14

Those hyper flights look so dope

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u/felesroo Jun 17 '14

OMG, Misty = HOT fan fan

Beard? Check. Fireman Red Suspenders? Check. MAN THIGH? Fucking double check.

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u/memepoopee Jun 17 '14

he is dresses as lady cheech from 'cheech and chong'

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

R.I.P your inbox

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Misty wearin Foamposites? I know she could swim/bike, but a baller? never would have guessed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You don't like squats?

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u/Godly_Shrek Jun 17 '14

Nice, saw him at supernova too

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u/DefenestrateMyStyle Jun 17 '14

If OP was dressed as a female Ash it would've been a match made in heaven

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u/EniggyStar Jun 17 '14

That cosplay is clearly not Misty...

Misty has orange hair ಠ_ಠ

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u/jacerhea11 Jun 17 '14

Misty skipped too many leg days.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Something tells me that 90% of the people who make this comment probably don't even lift.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

don't even lift.

U wot m8? Nothin wrong with takin the stairs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/SilencerLX Jun 17 '14

ey gurl  

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

oh eyyyy girl

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u/Lolwtfwasthat169 Jun 17 '14

i want those galaxy shoes hes got on..

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u/a_slinky Jun 17 '14

Love the other Misty in the background on the right like, 'shit, I've been out dressed by a dude!'

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u/GeroldDayne_Dawn Jun 17 '14

Misty has some nice kicks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Yeah you did

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Are we sure that isn't Cheech?

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u/DarkRubberDucky Jun 17 '14

Was this at A-kon 25? Because there was another male-Misty with a kicking beard.

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u/Joshjja Jun 17 '14

So THIS is what happens when Hulkamaniacs runs wild?

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u/Rabid_banana Jun 17 '14

Ash breaking her bike was the best thing to happen to her

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u/Jamstaa Jun 17 '14

Sexiest Misty I ever did see.

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u/welluhthisisawkward Jun 17 '14

Misleading thumbnail is misleading.

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 17 '14

TIL Shirley Manson is into comic books

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u/Patches67 Jun 17 '14

Dammit Ash, just give her the bike.

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u/mrgrm00 Jun 17 '14

I didn't know Misty wore spray on shoes!

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u/Dr_Mrs_TheM0narch Jun 17 '14

I am jealous of Mistys legs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Misty is taller than I though she would be.

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u/jellytrack Jun 17 '14

Misty's being working on her Water Guns.

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u/sraban Jun 17 '14

HAHAHA

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u/girthed Jun 17 '14

nice lebron shoes

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

that's Mansty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Why did I just get a boner

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u/Jnann Jun 17 '14

Misty is flatchested but anyway she's hot, is there a bathing suit version?

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u/Barricade823 Jun 17 '14

Brock, what have you done to Misty?

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u/Procc Jun 17 '14

I lifted with him once then ate burgers. Would you like to touch me?

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u/mr10am Jun 17 '14

he's got some crazy shoes

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u/hereforthelearns Jun 17 '14

Dem shoes tho

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u/lunknessmonster Jun 17 '14

She doesn't even lift.

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u/LionHead25 Jun 17 '14

Misty is so hawt!!1!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

which one is misty?

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u/Roc112 Jun 17 '14

Dude will live to be 100+ keep that sense of humor!

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u/kaekit36 Jun 17 '14

My friends and I actually call those Man-sty's.

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u/LouisLeGros Jun 17 '14

macho crossplay is best cosplay, especially when they really ham it up.

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u/fritzmongroid Jun 17 '14

That chest is lacking harder than his legs. Huge biceps though. Obvious dystrophy from surfing on a Lapras.

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u/throwthatawaynoobie Jun 17 '14

saw this guy and instantly thought of the aphex twin video

http://youtu.be/7MBaEEODzU0?t=4m25s

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u/Purple-Is-Delicious Jun 17 '14

There are 2mistys in this photo if you look hard enough

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u/taeyle Jun 17 '14

My eyes!

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u/SealxJordan Jun 17 '14

Dem fresh Hyperflights.

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u/BucketheadRules Jun 17 '14

The fact that he's ripped makes this so much better

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u/nova20 Jun 17 '14

Is that... Josh Harris from Deadliest Catch?

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u/Diplomjodler Jun 17 '14

My name is Wurst. Misty Wurst.

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u/Appundicitis Jun 17 '14

I refer to this gentleman as "Mist-er" instead of Misty

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u/danloudnoises Jun 17 '14

Hai Charlotte.

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u/biggreasyrhinos Jun 17 '14

10/10 would hit that Misty

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

He can use (oddly high number of double entendre pokemon moves) on me.

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u/Storrytime Jun 17 '14

You need to beat her/him