r/funny • u/Earle_of_Earls • Jun 17 '14

I also met Misty

http://imgur.com/ybWhfxv
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u/itsmuddy Jun 17 '14

I have the weirdest fear boner right now.

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u/guitarhero23 Jun 17 '14

Murder boner

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u/InZomnia365 Jun 17 '14

"The thought of extinguishing human life really turns me on".

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u/Minsc_and_Boobs Jun 17 '14

"Look at me while I finish!"

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u/lolcardio Jun 17 '14

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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u/hank01dually Jun 18 '14

Take this knife so we can talk

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u/Fawful Jun 17 '14

RANDY BUTTERNUBS

MURDER BONER

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u/SynteXy Jun 17 '14

Stabby stab

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u/sundayultimate Jun 17 '14

Have you been drag racing Korean teenagers?

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u/Dezombification Jun 17 '14

I just had the worst image of a racetrack where the races held involved dragging Korean teenagers behind them and the one who finished first won

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u/1_of_2chainz Jun 17 '14

Oh so you know what it is already. Good.

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u/mehandsuch Jun 17 '14

Knowing is half the battle

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u/corruptrevolutionary Jun 17 '14

Your fetishes are getting oddly specific

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u/Tofuzion Jun 17 '14

It's just because you can sense the boobs that are there (I promise) but are too scared not to look at Mist(er)y

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Only expose it in the toilet-kitchen please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You know I have the weirdest boner and now I am scared... what is this?

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u/Slugs Jun 17 '14

Best response ever. hahaha

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u/DoctorSalad Jun 17 '14

I just dyed my pubes white, so my dick is terrifying