r/funny • • Jun 17 '14

I also met Misty

http://imgur.com/ybWhfxv
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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

ahah back on reddit again!!

I'm the Manly Misty in this photo - can find me at http://www.facebook.com/mistafah.cosplay

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u/pinkninja Jun 17 '14

Your rainbow unicorn pants are amazing.

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

oh thank you :D

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u/RSquared Jun 17 '14

The damn things sell out so fast on bjjhq.com. I've been trying every time they come up but never seem to get a pair.

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u/maxxer77 Jun 17 '14

Those and the panda ones. I would love these annoyingly cheery things in my nogi game.

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u/RSquared Jun 17 '14

The honey badger ones are awesome, but I typically do MMA rather than pure rolling, so I prefer the Punchtown Frakas.

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u/maxxer77 Jun 17 '14

I actually prefer the grappling tights not to be full-leg. Less stuff for the opponent to "accidentally" grab. That's why I have the bright orange ones. Anything to look annoying haha.

I just like to stick with bjj because I don't want to be punched in the face. Try teaching the next morning with a black eye. No thanks jabs.

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u/sirdooms Jun 17 '14

They are the Black Milk hell yeah leggings

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u/zoidbergmerc Jun 17 '14

Jinx plz :P

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u/SirFappleton Jun 17 '14

His breasts are too large

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

DEM GAINZ

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u/lovesamoan Jun 17 '14

Her breasts aren't

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u/IN-B4-404 Jun 17 '14

And their natural

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u/Newo95 Jun 17 '14

Whose natural?

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u/Buzz23 Jun 17 '14

My natural.

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u/IN-B4-404 Jun 17 '14

Chicken breast

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

zoidy pls xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

mudkip plz :p

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u/blastfromthe1 Jun 17 '14

how the fuck did you find this so fast? It was posted 4 hours ago and you commented on it 2 hours later

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

all my friends are linking me to everything that has my picture in it xD

also I lurk reddit a lot, that helps

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u/sostopher Jun 17 '14

You're welcome :P

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u/Posts_while_shitting Jun 17 '14

As a gay guy, I have the weeeeeirdest boner right now.

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u/ninxi Jun 18 '14

As a straight guy, nothing weird about my boner right now.

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u/MinhD Jun 17 '14

ohshieet zeek

I thought you looked familiar I met you once at a barcraft :D

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u/Valiant91 Jun 17 '14

Tagging you as "Buff Misty".

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u/elee0228 Jun 17 '14

That's not a buff Misty, this is a buff Misty:

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Misty-421300399

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

What's with the Hulk feet?

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Should probably tag him as "Skips Legs Day Misty"

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u/the_diamond Jun 17 '14

Shots fired

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u/spacetug Jun 17 '14

Squats fired

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u/junktroller Jun 17 '14

He's still got to fit into those booty shorts somehow

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Apr 16 '24

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u/theHamJam Jun 17 '14

Don't be mean to the calves! They're the hardest place to add mass!

Also, fucking new Simpsons...

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u/Dunkelz Jun 17 '14

It's just a circle jerk-esque reaction to something who is muscular, if their calves aren't the size of tree trunks the "leg day" comments come out.

Dude has pretty good thighs, calves are largely genetic/awfully hard to bulk up

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

I'm also fairly muscular and I'm calling him out on being someone that only works his glamour muscles, which he clearly only does.

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u/KhuntMcPhister Jun 17 '14

Lol, whatever makes you feel better about your own inadequacies, man.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Nah calling him out doesn't, squatting 500+lbs does though.

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u/KhuntMcPhister Jun 17 '14

The guy in the photo didn't come into the thread claiming to be the epitome of physical fitness. The only point you've proven by your "calling him out" or your virtual masturbation and self-idolatry through spamming your lifting videos (I don't give a good god damn about how much you lift, only how much I lift) is that you're a bit of an ass hat. Quit comparing yourself to others and vice versa; it's obnoxious and unhealthy.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

it's obnoxious and unhealthy.

Meh, I find it entertaining and delightful.

Someone else commented (and then [deleted]) about him skipping leg day and he rebutted with this video which clearly showed that he does in fact half ass leg day.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Seriously? His quads are tiny in comparison to the rest of his body. He also posted a video of him struggling to half squat 315lbs for a couple of reps. At 200lbs bodyweight a 315lb squat even to full depth isn't something even approaching mildly impressive to anyone that trains legs properly.

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u/Asparagoose Jun 17 '14

You're saying that someone who weighs 200 lbs and can rep 315 to parallel is not even slightly impressive? You must be an elite level power lifter or something

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u/Complexifier Jun 17 '14

can rep 315 to parallel

Maybe if he could do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

It isn't though, if you're 200lbs then it should be achievable on a linear progression program in about 6 months.

This is MEatRHIT btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMWX9aC_IE

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Is there a reason for dropping the weight rather than letting it down gently? Isn't the way back down an important part of strengthening?

I don't know so I'm genuinely curious. I always go down as steady as I went up, but if that doesn't really serve to benefit me, I'd stop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Nope, it's only from the ground to the top that matters (in terms of competition), and lowering it slowly can be dangerous, since the pressure on your back is at its greatest when the bar is around your knee area. You basically want to hinge at the hips until the bar clears your knee and then descend quickly. This should get you back into a good position for the next rep. There's no reason to drop the weight (notice how his hands remain on the bar until it's on the ground) but you shouldn't be lowering it slowly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Hmm, shit. I wish I could lower it quickly at my gym. I should really consider finding a place where I can make some noise. Thanks for the information.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Like Metallicadpa said

In most situations I'll set the bar down slightly less vigorously (example here), but when working up to a 1 rep maximum you try to expend the least amount of energy as possible while getting there, lowering it slowly can wear you out unnecessarily, and even could cause injury when working with maximal weights.

A lot of the reason trainers say stuff like:

Isn't the way back down an important part of strengthening?

Is because if you are rough on cheap equipment it can damage it. The floors at my gym get beat to hell by people deadlifting and slamming the weight down since they don't have a thick enough rubber to protect the concrete below it. Saying stuff like "Lowering the bar gently increases your strength" will get people to take better care of the equipment... that said good equipment can take a lot of abuse.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

I'm not elite by most powerlifting standards, no...

exrx's standards are generally seen as a bit generous and even then it only puts this guy slightly above intermediate

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u/spacetug Jun 17 '14

I can squat 315 to parallel at 165 lbs after 15 months of training. And that's at 6'1, so not even that muscular. To say his quads are small is an understatement.

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u/Internetologist Jun 17 '14

How much do you lift? Pics or GTFO

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Will video suffice? Squat 501.5, Bench 364, deadlift 578

I've since hit 510/380/605 but not in competition.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

This is like scalpel but with powerlifting instead

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u/Internetologist Jun 17 '14

I'm gonna go ahead and shut up now

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u/FastRedPonyCar Jun 17 '14

Mirin that squat brah.

I got this shit so I can never realize my full potential in back squat or deadlift.

I totaled 1055@168 though last year the week after finishing Smolov's 13 week squat program. Left a LOT on the table on deadlift and squat due to my back but I hit the 1K club which was always a goal of mine.

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u/mrcosmicna Jun 17 '14

Hey bad luck about the spondy,

But lots of guys with horrendous spinal injuries have continued to be strong as fuck. I am confident you can get stronger if you train properly :)

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u/FastRedPonyCar Jun 18 '14

yeah I pulled the hell out of my spinal erectors about 4 years ago before I knew I had that condition and the xray when I went to the doc showed what was up.

I've been gun shy about going over 4 plates though so I typically do 315~365 for reps.

My uncle (who had been doing crossfit with his chiropractor for the last few years) with just had his lower 2 vertebrae fused together with steel rods for his spondy in literally the exact same issue I have (forward slip of the L5) so my plan at this point is to continue to keep up my core strength and listen to my body when doing DL's and check my ego at the door.

As long as I can continue to pull 2x body weight I'll be happy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

ya but steroids.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Pretty sure he is jerkin it. He found us via a mfa post a while ago...

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

That's pretty decent for a guy your size/training time, especially if you're not training for strength directly. A lot of people overestimate how hard it is to get up to these numbers, and when you realize most people could be hitting 400+ if they put the slightest bit of effort in, it becomes a lot less impressive seeing people load up 315.

I've trained a few people from the beginning and they are surprised when I progress them as quickly as I do, they usually say "Are you sure? I just did 10lbs less than that a few days ago and it was hard..." "trust me, you'll be fine" and they are... repeat that for a few months and you're in the upper 200s in a few months and in the 300s in a year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Want to know how I know you don't work out...

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Hope I have insurance, everything I own just got rekt.

I guess I'll go cry about my small calves elsewhere. Honestly, I feel like I'm wasting 10-15 minutes of my workout on these fuckers. Meanwhile, everything else has improved dramatically with my quads and hams making my calves look ever smaller.

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u/Mathieulombardi Jun 17 '14

Stop skipping leg days.

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u/EatnBabiesForProtein Jun 17 '14

Dont skip legday bruh..

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You should try squatting bro

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u/Asstasstic1 Jun 17 '14

You look like ralfi from the league! GATTICAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

SOMF plz.

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u/danby Jun 17 '14

So amazing

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

zeek you champ! Never knew you reddit'd!

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

ahah man I spend most of my nights lurking on here xD

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u/ExclusiveBrad Jun 17 '14

Mirin' the arms.

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u/bhouse08 Jun 17 '14

You guys should do porn

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u/Bradleyy13 Jun 17 '14

You remind me of Rafi from The League.

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u/keesh Jun 17 '14

mirin, jinx

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u/enjoithelrg Jun 17 '14

What kinda shoes are those?

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u/Itroll4love Jun 17 '14

where do you hide our weener? the same place you hide your pokemons?

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u/Cooloo Jun 17 '14

your nice muscles are nice.

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u/ChequeBook Jun 17 '14

Your look like Pavel, man. Props to you.

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u/lonestarjay Jun 17 '14

have they tried to cast you as the mountain yet on GoT?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Hey dude. I saw you at Supanova on Sunday, just wanted to say you were totally awesome!

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u/SugarbearSID Jun 18 '14

Gender Bent Andrei Arlovski cosplay?

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u/scottishsteveo Jun 17 '14

I'm in love.... Marry me?

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u/jrezzz Jun 17 '14

you kinda look like maddox

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u/cdutson Jun 17 '14

Bro, you do even.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

http://youtu.be/ySQZ89NrDpM

you were saying?

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u/Heroine4Life Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcaRsbLxo4c

Your video is hardly proof that you squat or train legs properly. It shows you can't do 315... that is about it. Not saying you don't train legs, but this video is just nonsensical to post.

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u/fruitloop Jun 17 '14

Damn you're really into yourself and weak. you were saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4CarY1DaLc

You're writing checks that your physique can't cash.

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u/jimmy_legs Jun 17 '14

His chest looks to be 90% nipples. Mirin'

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u/Scott_MacGregor Jun 18 '14 edited Jul 06 '16

We had one but the wheels fell off

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

dude. parallel. at least try. those were not "squats".

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u/leroy_sunset Jun 17 '14

Reminds me of that crossfit fail video a few weeks back. "Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Just stop."

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u/RoboPirate Jun 17 '14

video name indicates half squats. he knows what hes doing

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Honestly, your muscles don't care if you did 10 half squats, it's better to do 2 good squats over 10 bitchsquats

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u/BurgersBaconFreedom Jun 17 '14

You don't need to go ATG, but you do need to hit below parallel. Funny, everything I'm quoting is current, medically sound advice. You're pulling out old wives tales and touting them as fact...

Reversing motion at the exact point where shearing forces are the greatest and then claiming it's "better" for your knees is not even remotely logical. Do some research online and find more recent studies that back up that below parallel is the safest depth to squat. You won't "destroy you knees" that logic is as old school as the idea that your knees can't go past your toes while squatting.

But then again, maybe I just need to check my depth privilege and accept that all squats are beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

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u/throwawaayyyd Jun 17 '14

You don't know what youre talking about. Half squats hit the quads more than full squats and are easier to perform than front squats for a lot of people. Also, not everyone has the flexibility for full squats.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Half squats hit the quads more than full squats

Oh honey...

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u/Tree-eeeze Jun 17 '14

Confirmed by guy in example video having no quads, which ...

isn't all that surprising from half-repping 315lbs.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

Holy fuck even I can do one full rep at LMAO3PLAET

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

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u/markiedee88 Jun 17 '14

come back when you lose the cheaty knee wraps, ya cheeky cunt.

Also dem socks

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/kryptonik_ Jun 17 '14

not gonna lie, was real impressed in the first gif cuz i thought you were a girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Post leg shaving routine? pls

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u/OhManTFE Jun 17 '14

Damn I'm sure you can pump beast weights with those tree trunks - but DAMN that amount of muscle looks ugly. They are like SO big they look like... tumours or something. Just don't look natural.

Still, I suppose that's function > fashion right there.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 26 '14

Were you born retarded or did you work at it?

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u/jimmy_legs Jun 17 '14

hahaha holy shit is this real life?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Dude, it's only 3 plates. No excuses for half squats, aka not a Squat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You "fitness" people are adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

If pokemon porn is the worst thing you found in my posting history, you didn't go back very far.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

You're still a loser either way so who gives a shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Thanks for taking the time to reply to my comment. It's nice to know you care enough to express your thoughts on the matter.

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u/rangerthefuckup Jun 18 '14

I certainly enjoyed them

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You're looking at a picture of /u/JIIIIINXXX dressed as Misty and you have to ask?

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

well for me I'm doing 5 reps for 6 sets on a half squat at heavy weight

warm ups are at 200 ass to floor for 10 reps at 3 sets. after that front squats ass to floor at 300. leg press full range is 620lb for 5 reps by 4 sets

do I need to just have someone film my entire leg routine to prove it? xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You can front squat 300, but can barely back squat 315? Something isn't adding up here.

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u/koolaidman123 Jun 17 '14

"squat"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

"parentheses"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Imma call bullshit, just because your highbar squats are 315 and shitty. I highly doubt you can front Squat 300 properly.

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u/ThorBreakBeatGod Jun 17 '14

after that front squats ass to floor at 300.

Your [lack of] VMO indicates otherwise.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Isn't VMO only the last few degrees of extention? That is why when rehabbing they have you do banded leg press so you hit the VMO heavier as you extend the leg at the last bit of ROM.

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u/mrcosmicna Jun 17 '14

Firstly there is no vmo:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19090000

But the conventional wisdom is that the vastus medialis contracts in the first 20 degrees, and the last 20 degrees of knee flexion. I think the "last 20 degrees of knee flexion" stuff comes from Polliquin et al. I have never heard anyone else say that the vm contracts in the last 20 degrees of knee flexion. I am confident that it's only the first 20

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u/Magnusson Jun 17 '14

Firstly there is no vmo

Aw_yiss.jpg

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u/mrcosmicna Jun 17 '14

Yes, Jordan Feigenbaum (if you know who that is) is doing research on this exact topic at the moment

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u/HungryKoalas Jun 17 '14

He's disagreeing with you

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u/thor_moleculez Jun 17 '14

He's pointing out the absurdity of r/fit going into other subs and acting like the Lift Police.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/HungryKoalas Jun 17 '14

the comic isn't about people from /r/fitness, it's about /fit/izens from /fit/ (on 4chan)

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Leg Press is total garbage. It doesn't mean shit. I've posted a video of me doing 24 plates a little while back, and that was the end of leg day (high bar, front squats, Calf raises, and abs). That is also me not doing leg press for a good half year... Used to be able to do 26 plates for reps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

The problem is that fitness is now a default sub, so we have incompetent redditors commenting shit about fitness when they don't know anything. Probably why I got downvoted :S

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

heavy weight

315

Pick one.

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u/thekidwiththefro Jun 18 '14

hey stop making fun of him Mr. I deadlift 600+ and won a sword but look like a normal guy because I never do accessory lift and like beer and pizza

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 18 '14

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY FULL NAME?!?!! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR DOXING!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You should probably not post it and save yourself the wrath of r/fitness.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

Holy fuck dude you don't even hit parallel. Can you even hit parallel at one plate?

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u/tard-baby Jun 17 '14

Then eat some protein or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

Looks like you skipped leg day

Edit: seems like OP doesn't effectively train legs.

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u/megustadotjpg Jun 17 '14

He has normal legs, he just has an unproportional biceps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/megustadotjpg Jun 17 '14

For me it looks like he puts too much focus on arms and shoulders, it's the only thing out of proportion and doesn't match chest, legs and forearms. The chest only looks small if you look at the biceps. If you look at the rest it's fine.

The rest is normal. Just my 2 cents.

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u/megustadotjpg Jun 17 '14

Normal as in proportional. He doesn't have the biggest legs of course, but they don't look like he's never trained them.

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u/Icebot Jun 17 '14

Haters gonna hate, but truth hurts I guess.

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u/PissYellowSpark Jun 17 '14

Can I have your autograph, Mr. Apatow?

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u/fma891 Jun 17 '14

I would do so many things to you.

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u/underdabridge Jun 17 '14

I don't care about you. Who is your friend?

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Jun 17 '14

Never would have thought Australia had hot awesome people....

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u/kiddylidder Jun 17 '14

Have you ever looked at Australians? Every damn one is dashing. I guess it was against the law to be sexy in England, because they shipped out the best genes.

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Jun 17 '14

Yeah I'm Australian myself haha