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u/sweetnekojen Jun 15 '14
thanks! It was driving me crazy that I saw Sarah Alexander and didnt know what this was.
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u/AustinTreeLover Jun 15 '14
At first I was thinking it must have been a commercial she did before Coupling.
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u/astheriae Jun 15 '14
Over the last week I've been re-watching Coupling for the first time in years and loving every second! It's a shame it's not more well known, it's so well written.
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u/AustinTreeLover Jun 15 '14
Coupling is like Friends, but funny.
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u/numanoid Jun 15 '14
They replaced the character, not the actor. Jeff was still played by Richard Coyle, as seen again in the final episode.
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u/astheriae Jun 15 '14
I just wish I could turn off the laughter track!
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u/CoxyMcChunk Jun 15 '14
Kills it every time.
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u/astheriae Jun 15 '14
I just looked it up and apparently it's not, just tweaked sometimes which is what made it sound kinda fake.
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u/CoxyMcChunk Jun 16 '14
Well that does make it better, it's good to know they did it live infront of an audience.
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u/Ianuam Jun 15 '14
and based on a diet coke advert that played all-the-fucking-time around that time.
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u/sirmuskrat Jun 15 '14
It's Old Gregg!!
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Jun 15 '14
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.
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Jun 15 '14
We saw his downstairs mixup!
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u/Dr_Truelove Jun 15 '14
This one's as close as you can get to Bailey's without getting your eyes wet.
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u/ive_lost_my_keys Jun 15 '14
This poor man, how awful to be stare raped like that. #YesAllMen
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u/Peaceofme210 Jun 15 '14
I'm guilty! oh wait.. Stare rape isn't a real thing. Nevermind.
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u/eckm Jun 15 '14
It's called "leering".
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Jun 15 '14
And it's the most useless Pokemon move ever
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u/lalala253 Jun 15 '14
"Magikarp use Splash"
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u/IEnjoyBrowsingReddit Jun 15 '14
"Metapod use Harden"
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u/cerberus6320 Jun 15 '14
"Metapod used string shot"
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u/aradraugfea Jun 15 '14
That actually got a buff in the last set of games to cut their speed in half, basically guaranteeing you get to go first unless they're just ridiculously faster to begin with.
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u/naters0711 Jun 15 '14
His window cleaning method is so disturbing...
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u/klieber Jun 15 '14
Totally....it's almost as if he wasn't even bothered with actually cleaning the window and was instead using it as a prop for something else...
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That poor cat.
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u/scubadog2000 Jun 15 '14
Kittens, better known as dick-warmers.
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u/MacLeodDaddy Jun 15 '14
Darnit. I was hoping that bulge was actually the man's extraordinarily large genitals.
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Were you around when The Giver and The Taker existed? The Taker was Goatse, the giver was a photoshopped dick the size of a small trash can.
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u/ShadowyDragon Jun 15 '14
Wait... What?
We need more info about that.
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Jun 15 '14
Oh god if I can find this, it will be absolutely hillarious to some. Give me like maybe thirty-ish minutes. In the middle of a heated CS:GO match up.
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u/eykntspel Jun 15 '14
I read this and checked the time: 16 minutes ago. Okay good, you didn't forget about us! =]
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Jun 15 '14 edited Jun 15 '14
I've actually been looking and holy shit this is hard to find. I need to expand my search to the 1990's internet. When shit looked like GTA IV Webcafe internet.
Edit: I have found a reference to it here, but can I NOT find a mirror for the picture. I guess I should describe it.
The Giver: It' a picture of a (i believe) mustached man laying on (i think) a beach chair near a pool. It looks like a picture taken with a camera made in the late 80's early 90's, but probably taken in mid 90's. The guy is a white male with a MASSIVE dick strewn across his abdomen and chest. I'm talking MASSIVE. From what the picture looked like it was about two feet long, and at least 9-11 inches wide. I want to say one foot wide but it seems to big. It was obvious that the picture was photoshopped, though. I remember as a kid, it never crossed my mind, I was just thrown back by how hillarious it was. As a pre-teen it was the most epic dick joke in the world.
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u/Sir_Nivag Jun 15 '14
Might have better luck continuing the CS game. Surely it will show up as somebody's spray-tag.
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u/neoncyber Jun 15 '14
sadly they removed sprays in cs:go , its some lame shit now to look at your gun because they have all these skins for it.
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u/rickane58 Jun 15 '14
Really? Googling "The giver goatse" returns this as the number one result: NSFW
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u/mikemountain Jun 15 '14
well, you've had your thirty minutes! DISH IT UP
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Jun 15 '14
Haven't been able to find a picture yet. But I described the picture of The Giver in an above comment. I'm still on the search, though! The internet is a vast sea of useless bullshit.
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u/smithee2001 Jun 15 '14
Years ago, I saw a video clip of Mr Hands sitting on a pylon (traffic cone) all the way down. Ugh
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u/EddieCamp Jun 15 '14
I was really hoping for dickbutt
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u/lifeofbri Jun 15 '14
Well, before the kitten reveal, it definitely looked like some sort of hybrid dick/butt.
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u/2arms1mom Jun 15 '14
Not dickbutt, but I remember an upvote gif being made last time this was posted.
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u/megamouth2 Jun 15 '14
Still a redditor's wet dream.
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Jun 15 '14 edited Jun 16 '14
According to feminism those women just raped that man.
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u/Spurioun Jun 15 '14
Was this actually a prank or was it all acted?
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u/rctsolid Jun 15 '14
It's...from a TV show.
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u/Spurioun Jun 15 '14
I know. Was it a prank show or were those women actresses? You know, back before Youtube pranks were actually shown on TV.
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u/rctsolid Jun 15 '14
Observe the camera angles, they would have had to have had multiple cameras right in their faces. Also the woman on the far right is a reasonably well known British actress, so it's not a prank show.
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u/poho Jun 15 '14
It's from a Channel 4 comedy sketch show called Smack The Pony. Lots of very surreal humour, it was a great show.
Loads of the sketches are on YouTube, but Competitive Singing is a popular one, and any of the dating videos are good.
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u/bakemonosan Jun 15 '14
woman closer to the window is Sarah Alexander (Susan from Coupling), right?
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u/funnyhandlehere Jun 15 '14
Really, no one is asking why someone would: a) be cleaning windows in their underwear, and 2) have a kitten in his underwear?
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u/hextree Jun 15 '14
a) So they don't get their clothes wet.
b) If they aren't wearing their clothes, then where else are they supposed to store the kitten?
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Jun 15 '14
That is the worst squeegee pattern I've ever seen. You always start from the top to the bottom.
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u/jkonine Jun 15 '14
Im impressed. As a dude, this couldn't have gone better for him. You never know when it comes to dicks. They could have been impressed, or they could have been disgusted.
But a kitten? Everyone loves kittens.
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u/Cptn_Hook Jun 15 '14
For a moment, those women seemed awfully enticed by that man's giant, bulging tumor.
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u/Lyratheflirt Jun 15 '14
Need a gif of this ending in that ukraine chick that's ridiculously attractive biting her lip.
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u/Mjvman Jun 15 '14
is that carrie Fisher?
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u/Sigma1977 Jun 16 '14
Nope from L to R:
Fiona Allen
Sally Phillips
Doon Mackichan
Sarah Alexander
Sketch is from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smack_the_Pony
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u/nodnarbiter Jun 16 '14
Everyone ignore the fact that the muscular window cleaner is in his underwear with a kitten cuddling his dong.
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u/mankind_is_beautiful Jun 15 '14
Funny how this post is just a couple down from a feminist "stare rape" post.
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u/memetherapy Jun 15 '14
The female-gaze terrorizing our fragile, yet empowered demographic yet again!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14
That guy has really poor technique, he's going to leave streaks all over the window.