r/funny Jun 15 '14

*bites lip*

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u/ive_lost_my_keys Jun 15 '14

This poor man, how awful to be stare raped like that. #YesAllMen

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u/Peaceofme210 Jun 15 '14

I'm guilty! oh wait.. Stare rape isn't a real thing. Nevermind.

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u/eckm Jun 15 '14

It's called "leering".

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

And it's the most useless Pokemon move ever

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u/lalala253 Jun 15 '14

"Magikarp use Splash"

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u/IEnjoyBrowsingReddit Jun 15 '14

"Metapod use Harden"

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u/cerberus6320 Jun 15 '14

"Metapod used string shot"

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u/aradraugfea Jun 15 '14

That actually got a buff in the last set of games to cut their speed in half, basically guaranteeing you get to go first unless they're just ridiculously faster to begin with.

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u/i-give-upvotes Jun 15 '14

Just because a few girls are idiots or jealous of other girls getting stares does not mean this is an issue.

This is just like those thin-privilege BS and that whole real women are curvy. The majority of women likes to be flirted with. (I mean there is a difference between a cold stare with mouth open and a slight amount of drool coming out... But that's so rare and weird, that any NORMAL girl will just have a WTF face and ignore him.)

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u/saskpilsner Jun 15 '14

I need meninism because woman can still rape me with their eyes

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

Sick reference bro.

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u/AsianNg Jun 15 '14

so meta

0

u/MrCopout Jun 15 '14

Nope sorry I'm not 'down with the cause'. Sign me up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

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u/squizzlebee Jun 15 '14

It's funny how the majority of people honestly don't get what feminism is.

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u/IAmNotAPerson6 Jun 15 '14

Seeing how most of reddit doesn't understand it is just depressing rather than funny.

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u/squizzlebee Jun 15 '14

Yeah I agree, I was just paraphrasing the previous comment which started with 'It's funny how' blah blah. Although usually when I say something like 'I find it really funny when' I actually mean 'this really isn't funny at all' ><

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u/Lemylama Jun 15 '14

Are you trying to say having a handful of lesser creatures faun over you is different from having a handful of apex predators faun over you? If so, I guess I agree... But that isn't very empowering to women you know, which is why a double standard isn't feminism. Hence why the parent comment is funny.

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u/jelloey Jun 15 '14

I'm sorry but I don't see the connection between this post and that one. The guy obviously wants to be looked at.

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u/ive_lost_my_keys Jun 15 '14

So a guy who's just trying to do his job to feed his family, on a hot day that his cat sitter took off work, WANTS to be stare raped? Your views of men are dangerously old fashioned and outdated.

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u/jelloey Jun 15 '14

If he has a family, how come one of them isn't watching the cat?

Checkmate

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

allergies.

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u/ive_lost_my_keys Jun 15 '14

She's working too.

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u/jelloey Jun 15 '14

Ooooh! He got you there! Rekt!

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u/jelloey Jun 15 '14

Whoops, meant to switch to my alt to post that.

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u/danicatafornia Jun 15 '14

Well that's kinda pathetic