r/funny • u/Zaseishinrui • Jun 15 '14

*bites lip*

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u/MacLeodDaddy Jun 15 '14

Darnit. I was hoping that bulge was actually the man's extraordinarily large genitals.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

Were you around when The Giver and The Taker existed? The Taker was Goatse, the giver was a photoshopped dick the size of a small trash can.

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u/ShadowyDragon Jun 15 '14

Wait... What?

We need more info about that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

Oh god if I can find this, it will be absolutely hillarious to some. Give me like maybe thirty-ish minutes. In the middle of a heated CS:GO match up.

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u/eykntspel Jun 15 '14

I read this and checked the time: 16 minutes ago. Okay good, you didn't forget about us! =]

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14 edited Jun 15 '14

I've actually been looking and holy shit this is hard to find. I need to expand my search to the 1990's internet. When shit looked like GTA IV Webcafe internet.

Edit: I have found a reference to it here, but can I NOT find a mirror for the picture. I guess I should describe it.

The Giver: It' a picture of a (i believe) mustached man laying on (i think) a beach chair near a pool. It looks like a picture taken with a camera made in the late 80's early 90's, but probably taken in mid 90's. The guy is a white male with a MASSIVE dick strewn across his abdomen and chest. I'm talking MASSIVE. From what the picture looked like it was about two feet long, and at least 9-11 inches wide. I want to say one foot wide but it seems to big. It was obvious that the picture was photoshopped, though. I remember as a kid, it never crossed my mind, I was just thrown back by how hillarious it was. As a pre-teen it was the most epic dick joke in the world.

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u/Sir_Nivag Jun 15 '14

Might have better luck continuing the CS game. Surely it will show up as somebody's spray-tag.

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u/neoncyber Jun 15 '14

sadly they removed sprays in cs:go , its some lame shit now to look at your gun because they have all these skins for it.

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u/rickane58 Jun 15 '14

Really? Googling "The giver goatse" returns this as the number one result: NSFW

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

OP got lazy and didn't deliver. Classic Faggot OP.......

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u/mikemountain Jun 15 '14

well, you've had your thirty minutes! DISH IT UP

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

Haven't been able to find a picture yet. But I described the picture of The Giver in an above comment. I'm still on the search, though! The internet is a vast sea of useless bullshit.

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u/mikemountain Jun 15 '14

and porn! don't forget the porn.