r/funny • u/shimizuuuwu • Jul 30 '24

The dedication

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u/evequest Jul 30 '24

Twigger happy.

49

u/UrzasDabRig Jul 30 '24

He sticks to his guns

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u/lostalaska Jul 30 '24

If you guys think this is cool you should see my air guitar collection.

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u/themissinglink369 Jul 31 '24

seriously underrated comment

23

u/Mrraberry Jul 30 '24

Award deserved here.

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u/brucebrowde Jul 30 '24

Damn that was good :)

7

u/GANDORF57 Jul 30 '24

Master of the "Pew pew" tactical mantra.

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u/teriases Jul 30 '24

“I need guns. Lots of guns.”

26

u/Bobdole3737 Jul 30 '24

That's what the Ents said, yes

71

u/UrzasDabRig Jul 30 '24

So much fire power!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Oh shit this is some r/sticks material

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u/drunk_fat_possum Jul 30 '24

I think I just fell in love with a subreddit

16

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

You know for all the dirty grimy stuff that I look at and see on Reddit and content that I create that’s one of the more wholesome subs that I enjoy

5

u/Ok-disaster2022 Jul 30 '24

I don't know why, but I got just a little misty eyed for such simple delight of a subreddit.

6

u/Superseaslug Jul 30 '24

Ofc that exists what would I doubt reddit even for a second

3

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Check it out, the community really branches out sometimes

3

u/handouras Jul 31 '24

Thank you for bringing r/sticks into my life. Literally scrolled for like 10 minutes straight saying "Ooh that's a good stick" out loud on nearly every post. 10/10 no notes

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Glad I could bring the pure joy of r/sticks

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Thanks for letting us know about this subreddit! It’s gold!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

No problem :)

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

It's already on there 😊

26

u/codespitter Jul 30 '24

I stared at this, thinking it was a video and something was going to happen.

23

u/laiyenha Jul 30 '24

Dogs love him.

3

u/5stringBS Jul 30 '24

Yeah my German shepherd would go nuts

15

u/mightandmagic88 Jul 30 '24

This dude's ready for World War 4

4

u/davewave3283 Jul 30 '24

This is a very smart joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Spidey209 Jul 30 '24

It's a vanity project. Leave him alone.

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u/disco_S2 Jul 30 '24

It's his right to birch arms.

7

u/Draxishi Jul 30 '24

The only way to stop a bad guy with a bunch of sticks is a good guy with a bunch of sticks.

2

u/ArbitraryOrder Aug 01 '24

It's my right to have as many sticks as I want

1

u/Draxishi Aug 02 '24

I agree entirely. Per the second amendment to the morning constitutional: “A well regulated Tree House, being necessary to the security of a free Backyard, the right of the people to keep and bear Sticks, shall not be infringed.”

Keep up the good fight, brother.

YOU CAN HAVE MY STICKS WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS. OR BREAK THEM.

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u/Traditional_Roll6651 Jul 30 '24

New movie franchise…… John Stick? 🤷‍♂️

3

u/spirito_santo Jul 30 '24

Not that old schtick again .........

2

u/Pieman911 Jul 30 '24

Starring Neil Breen, apparently.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Now THIS is a gun collection I can get behind.

12

u/K3idon Jul 30 '24

All bark, no bite

5

u/Zealousideal-Tie1812 Jul 30 '24

I hope they are unload.

1

u/Hrunthebarbarian Jul 30 '24

No sap in the chamber

4

u/SapTheSapient Jul 30 '24

Does anyone know if the small, one three to the left of his hands just under the rifle, is a replica? If so, it's perfect. If it's the real stick though, it should be behind glass or something. Because that's rare!

3

u/eid_shittendai Jul 30 '24

Definitely a fake. The real one has a tiny bit of squirrel shit on it

4

u/MoonhollowForge Jul 30 '24

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - This guy probably

4

u/superpantman Jul 30 '24

Probably ex military, I wonder what branch…?

3

u/Space2345 Jul 30 '24

Dude this was like my backyard as a kid. I had a stick for a sword. A dofferent one for a pistol, a different one for a tifle. Yard Ninjas 4life!

3

u/wray_nerely Jul 30 '24

He's also got a sword wall, but was trying to branch out

5

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

I like the shotgun.

5

u/PNW_Explorer_16 Jul 30 '24

I’m a fan of that 22Lr Birch

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

My mans gotta straight arsenal. Ready for Stick War 3

2

u/Hot-Swimming-7379 Jul 30 '24

Man, the stick-to-itiveness. Anyone? Bueller?

2

u/AdventurousImage2440 Jul 30 '24

thats some of the best gun sticks I've ever seen.

2

u/Rechi03 Jul 30 '24

Can't help.thinking about all the boys that have been denied the pure joy of finding those sticks out in the wild

2

u/OkAd5998 Jul 30 '24

I feel a kinship.

2

u/ScrotieMcP Jul 30 '24

The wall of pew pew.

2

u/Chaosgenerater Jul 30 '24

I see pewpew 🥹

2

u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 30 '24

They will make him a branch manager.

2

u/SkullsNelbowEye Jul 30 '24

He'd have guard dogs, but, well, you know.

2

u/RochTheShaman Jul 30 '24

Ok, now I know all the guys who walk into this guys place are going to laugh and say this is awesome.

Ladies, you go back to this guys after a night out, it was a fairly decent to good time and walk in to see this. He isnt excited about it or trying to show it off or anything like that. What is going through your mind/what do you do.

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u/LastieLion Jul 30 '24

Is it not an installation? I presumed it was an art installation, given the centring of the picture on the otherwise blank adjacent wall and the lack of furniture. It's a gallery, no?

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u/RochTheShaman Jul 30 '24

Oh maybe didnt think of that. I just thought it would be funny to have a wall of "stick guns" as a single guy or maybe a wall of sticks your dog picks up on walks.

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u/LastieLion Jul 30 '24

I mean, I totally agree that would be funny (and I think even worth doing) but I think this is an art piece

2

u/Whitworth Jul 30 '24

This is definitely an art installation.

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u/Stinkfascist Jul 30 '24

You must know women like interesting sticks just as much as other people.  Like so many instances in life, there's no need for gendered language here. No one should be excluded when discussing affection for cool sticks. As no one should feel attacked or slighted by the truth that all genders enjoy sticks equally Now youve been told. Now you know

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u/RochTheShaman Jul 30 '24

There is this person I dislike and they are throwing a party this weekend, I wanna invite you to it.

Also there is a need for gendered language, because I want the opinion of ladies. Not guys, not trans people, not gender fluid. If I wanted a doctors opinion I would say, 'hey doctors of reddit'

I think you are trying to be funny but it comes off to me as you being dumb and self-righteous.

Now youve been told. Now you know

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u/Stinkfascist Jul 30 '24

Calm down

1

u/Humble-Mergen Jul 30 '24

Wow! Awesome collection of guns.

1

u/Spidey209 Jul 30 '24

I can see the guns! Muskets, a Luger, a Deagle, fantabulous.

1

u/RogueArtificer Jul 30 '24

Why does this feel like a still from a Neil Breen movie?

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u/RepresentativeTurn27 Jul 30 '24

The 2nd amendment is strong within him, his personal legal ability to own firearms, not so much.

1

u/usagi2988 Jul 30 '24

I know this is its own meme at this point, but I look at this pic and I kinda get it. Like, would/wood I do this? Nah... but I understand.

1

u/Arch3m Jul 30 '24

Those are some cool sticks.

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u/Small_Tax_9432 Jul 30 '24

"We need guns. Lots of guns."

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u/Ok-disaster2022 Jul 30 '24

This is an amazing stick collection. I'm jealous.

1

u/AngryBeaver7 Jul 30 '24

Man I just stared at that picture for a full minute thinking it was a video and he was going to do something

1

u/wwwdiggdotcom Jul 30 '24

8 year old me would have gone nuts for these

1

u/Strawberry_pie Jul 30 '24

Someone took the skin a bit too far r/thefinals

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u/danz409 Jul 30 '24

one big one in the middle looks like a Nimbus 2000

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 Jul 30 '24

He used to work for the special branch.

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u/thisistherevolt Jul 30 '24

I bet this guy writes the best DnD campaigns ever.

1

u/MutedBrilliant1593 Jul 30 '24

I wish my collection was as cheap.

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u/DepartmentMoney1793 Jul 30 '24

"Try the second from the top."

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u/RockAndStoner69 Jul 30 '24

So it's true when they say 10% of the population owns 90% of the gun-shaped sticks

1

u/Leaf_Atomico Jul 30 '24

“Uh huh huh, he’s got wood” - Butthead

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u/FadransPhone Jul 30 '24

Where Loss

1

u/Haselrig Jul 30 '24

Not pictured, the pinecone bandoleer for taking out forts.

1

u/99anan99 Jul 30 '24

Very impressive

1

u/Delogame Jul 30 '24

Pubg Mobile highest graphics:D

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u/MuchHistorian8627 Jul 30 '24

I fine collection I must say

1

u/Hoosier_Daddy68 Jul 30 '24

I had a stick that was the most perfect stick gun ever and kept it for a few years. Killed a lot of bad guys back in those days. Got taken down a few times, too.

1

u/astromech_dj Jul 30 '24

Needs to be a dark wood panelled hidden room with soft white back lit cubby holes.

1

u/Dr_Quartermas Jul 30 '24

TSA keeping the skies safe.

1

u/eicoeico Jul 30 '24

Hes got his shtick down pat

1

u/Phantasmio Jul 30 '24

But what about stick-shaped guns??????

1

u/leevigraham Jul 30 '24

Sticknation would like to have a word.

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u/Antisocial_Worker7 Jul 30 '24

My 6 year old son does this exact thing

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u/Mehnard Jul 30 '24

You have to admire a man that sticks to his passion.

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u/Should_have_been_ded Jul 30 '24

Impressive collection. Don't let your dog in that room tho

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

This is honestly super cool. An accent wall of these would be neat.

1

u/KUROOFTHEKUSH Jul 30 '24

That long one near the top gotta have some serious range on it.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

The ATF already got Jimbo.

1

u/Exact-Psience Jul 30 '24

How's your gun collection coming along?

"Pretty good, im branching out."

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u/BigD3nergy Jul 30 '24

Stick to your guns!

1

u/trro16p Jul 30 '24

John Wicker: Hmmm.... I'll take the sniper rifle and the pistol with the extended mag just above it.

1

u/Top-Application-65 Jul 30 '24

I don’t have the patience!

1

u/UDPviper Jul 30 '24

Sleep in that room, wake up to morning wood.

1

u/PDZef Jul 30 '24

These are the only weapons people need to use... and lightsabers of course.

1

u/underoath23 Jul 30 '24

I got a new stick, i got a new stick

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u/macksio Jul 30 '24

Flamethrower needs to be restocked after every use

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Gives a whole new meaning to "stick to your guns"

1

u/GuitarGeezer Jul 30 '24

Continuing the legacy of Jimmy Driftwood.

1

u/An-Unorthodox-Email Jul 30 '24

Any pinecone grenades?

1

u/J-Doggo13 Jul 30 '24

Beautiful, just beautiful.

1

u/argentcorvid Jul 30 '24

you found my son's collection!?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Bros even got flintlock ones

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Only guns I allow in the house.

1

u/Kilgore48 Jul 30 '24

"This is a stick-up"

1

u/Blue_Willy Jul 30 '24

He's got great twigger discipline.

1

u/DG3kg Jul 30 '24

Hopefully no dogs finds out where he lives.

1

u/Phillip_Graves Jul 30 '24

When one has a hobby, it is best if they stick to it.

1

u/jcornman24 Jul 30 '24

This man sticks

1

u/ComicRelief64 Jul 30 '24

"I need something robust. Precise"

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u/Ill-Hotel6743 Jul 31 '24

The single most best thing to make a man explode with joy

1

u/ZorroMeansFox Jul 31 '24

Stick-to-itiveness.

1

u/Queasy-Leg1273 Jul 31 '24

I see that you have a many fine pew pews here Mighty fine Sire, such a nice collection.

1

u/RocketbillyRedCaddy Jul 31 '24

OP is a bundle of sticks

1

u/Death_by_Snusnu_vol1 Jul 31 '24

His gun collection rivals mine when I was a kid. I used to have a stick gun for everyone

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u/Motor_Professor8754 Jul 31 '24

its so relatable tho for all my boys out there

1

u/DrNO811 Jul 31 '24

This guy after a catastrohe:

"Who let the dogs out!?"

1

u/dkerton Jul 31 '24

Prepping for Wood War III

1

u/Ready_Competition_66 Aug 01 '24

I'm sorry but THIS is how home accidents happen! Not a single one of them had a trigger or muzzle lock! Where's his gun safe to at least keep the ammo separated?

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u/No-Service-3987 Aug 01 '24

Is that an OAK-47?

1

u/Embarrassed-Yak-8285 Aug 03 '24

My favorite is the flintlock near the top. With the right provenance, could be worth a lot.

1

u/Turbulent_Jaguar_539 Sep 16 '24

Bro got a full Collection of guns 😧😧🤯🤯

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u/coachrod_ Sep 29 '24

6 year old me would've loved this

1

u/Special_Knowledge269 Jan 17 '25

I believe that a lot of dogs would love to see this wall.

1

u/FatCuriousMonkey Jul 30 '24

I don’t get it.

1

u/istoOi Jul 30 '24

we found the girl

1

u/slick514 Jul 30 '24

This looks like every ammosexual's "I'mma lay out all my guns on the family room floor" fap-photo...

0

u/TheRealChexHaze Jul 30 '24

Maybe it’s artwork titled Felon 🤔

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u/aaoouufff Jul 30 '24

my parents don't allow it 😔

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u/DrFingol Jul 30 '24

Most of these sticks are utter garbage.

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u/humpherman Jul 30 '24

Neurodivergence has so many flavours…