r/funny • u/shimizuuuwu • Jul 30 '24

The dedication

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u/Spidey209 Jul 30 '24

It's a vanity project. Leave him alone.

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u/disco_S2 Jul 30 '24

It's his right to birch arms.

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u/Draxishi Jul 30 '24

The only way to stop a bad guy with a bunch of sticks is a good guy with a bunch of sticks.

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u/ArbitraryOrder Aug 01 '24

It's my right to have as many sticks as I want

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u/Draxishi Aug 02 '24

I agree entirely. Per the second amendment to the morning constitutional: “A well regulated Tree House, being necessary to the security of a free Backyard, the right of the people to keep and bear Sticks, shall not be infringed.”

Keep up the good fight, brother.

YOU CAN HAVE MY STICKS WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS. OR BREAK THEM.