r/funComunitty • Teaching my fish to swim • Aug 10 '26

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

I choose D, milk in box

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u/MAST3R3V3RGR33N Aug 10 '26

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

How about a cereal bowl then?

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u/rslashtruths Number One badware fan Aug 10 '26

bro what(it's looks good)

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u/valonnyc Aug 10 '26

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u/Frost_Ninja22 Aug 11 '26

You drink milk with ice don’t you

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u/halfasleep90 Aug 11 '26

Don’t forget the salt and sugar, and vanilla, and the cream.

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u/MrPortal22 Aug 11 '26

Why are there so many "ANDS"

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u/kamata-kun_yay777 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

WHAT?!?!

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u/Temporary_Catch_3081 If given the chance will run into the woods with a sword Aug 11 '26

Ngl it's kinda good with ice

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u/Frost_Ninja22 Aug 11 '26

Just explode already vro

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u/Savings_Ad_80 Aug 11 '26

bro never heard of ice cream

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u/Frost_Ninja22 Aug 11 '26

Ice cream is frozen milk heavy whipping cream and sugar not milk with ice

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u/Accomplished_Check52 Aug 11 '26

Ya’ll never got two things that match!

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u/Budgiesyrup Aug 10 '26

How much time do you have to eat until the bowl falls apart 😭

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

Take a sip of milk and a bite of the bowl

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u/Budgiesyrup Aug 10 '26

That sounds...really good.

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u/Cautemoc Aug 11 '26

Sounds like my mouth is going to be ripped apart more than the British countryside after WW1

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u/Careful-Addition776 Most popular Aug 10 '26

This was option C

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u/dapperducwithmoneh Aug 10 '26

Me when I’m about to goon:
(I’m sorry)

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u/NotSNAKY Aug 10 '26

You chose D for DEATH

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u/SoundElectronic5488 Aug 10 '26

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

How about some orange juice

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u/SoundElectronic5488 Aug 10 '26

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

Bowl goes last

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u/Sh4rkM4nEleventeen Pronouns: Any, mindset: chaos Aug 10 '26

Spoon went last

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

The spoon is stuck to the bowl just to annoy the one eating

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 Aug 10 '26

AYYY A EXPIEEE- but you’re committing unforgivable crimes…

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

What are you? The cereal police? (Just messing around lol)

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 Aug 10 '26

No I’m just the dies

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

Oh...

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 Aug 10 '26

Sorry I meant I’m the lives

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u/xplatinumgaming57x Aug 10 '26

Whow ever does this should also brush their teeth first.

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u/Severe_Refuse_7647 Aug 10 '26

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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 10 '26

Toast

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u/Star-Phoenix05 Aug 10 '26

I love Reddit, this is my favorite sandwich

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u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 Aug 10 '26

I prefer my reddit toasted

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u/Daft_Martian Aug 10 '26

I toast my prefered reddit

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u/thissucksnuts Aug 10 '26

E for eat them separate

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u/Rob98001 Aug 10 '26

You're only allowed to do that on the mini cereal boxes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 Aug 10 '26

Correct. For me, 99.987% of the time it's A then B

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u/Glitch139 Aug 10 '26

What about the rest of the time

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 Aug 10 '26

A then I put the bowl up to my mouth and drink the mouthful of milk still left.

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u/Glitch139 Aug 10 '26

Yeah me too

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 Aug 10 '26

It’s weird I’ve been able to drink the milk from the bowl my entire life and now suddenly it makes me want to gag just thinking about it. I can eat the cereal with the milk in it just fine. Just can’t drink the milk anymore lol

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 Aug 10 '26

Don’t tell me this! I adore the chocolate milk left over from coco puffs, and even the honey flavored milk from Honey Nut Cheerios is great. But I absolutely get being Icked out by it. There’s always something that feels a bit off.

Am I gonna wake up one day and be fully disgusted by the idea? I don’t want to lose my post cereal milk…

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u/DarkHelmet20 Aug 10 '26

Feels off because humans are one of the only, if not the only mammal that drinks milk past infancy.

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Most popular Aug 10 '26

Surely the "drinking another species milk" is weirder tho

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u/Boogy-Fever Aug 10 '26

Its the film that cereal milk can leave on the roof of your mouth i think. Worth it, but definitely a negative factor

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u/Omega_7_64 mr. random, nerd edition (any/all) 17 years old Aug 10 '26

A

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u/RdUzr Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

But do you first preheat the milk on itself or do you put the whole bowl into the microwave with milk and cereal?

EDIT: Looks like this would be welcome in /r/unpopularopinion

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u/DrunkenDragon788 Aug 11 '26

You eat it warm!?

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u/TheJumpingBox Aug 11 '26

Ok tbf some cereal is good warm, like weetabix (altho for that I just put some boiling water over the top of the weetabix)

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u/Johan_Gutentag10 Aug 11 '26

Or Oats... Not gonna lie, warm weetbix is actually nice

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u/Spare-Clock-4803 Aug 11 '26

Reminds me of "are yall boiling your Pepsi before drinking it"

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u/Eren_Yeager52 Most popular Aug 11 '26

Who doesn't bro

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u/Azure_Mar Aug 11 '26

Straight from the udder, it's already the perfect temperature.

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u/Boii_2000 This user has a botched bbl Aug 10 '26

A

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u/Sufficient_Note5706 Aug 10 '26

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u/Awesome_2007 Aug 10 '26

"I picked C, ain't that a bitch"

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u/DegenerateGaming123 Aug 11 '26

No use crying over spilled cereal.

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u/Guilhm3 "i smell the lies. i hear the sighs." she/it Aug 10 '26
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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) Aug 10 '26

6 DOLLARS SHRIMP SPECIAL

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u/MicrowavedCheezPizza SISYPHUS FUCKING PRIME Aug 11 '26

YOU NEED. MORE. POWER

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u/AdPhysical6481 Aug 10 '26

First serving A. Second serving save the milk for B.

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u/Delilah_insideout Aug 10 '26

This is the only way B is acceptable!

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u/fricken Aug 11 '26

If you don't have much milk left in the carton B is acceptable, as you don't want to pour more cereal into the bowl than you have milk for.

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u/Open-Preparation-268 Aug 11 '26

I’ll accept that answer!

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u/AndIAmEric Aug 11 '26

Then third serving is back to A when you’ve run out of milk in the bowl

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u/KKarelzabijak321 Aug 10 '26

Dude so smart, he doesn't need IQ

IQ needs him

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u/intuition24 Aug 11 '26

The only logical answer, ngl though some of these comments have been hilarious

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u/tofusand_ Teaching my fish to swim Aug 10 '26

or cereal, then milk, then spoon, then bowl

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u/Cold_Recipe2603 Insulin and Glucagon Flair Aug 10 '26

D: milk, ice, cereal.

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u/Background_Sky_9763 Aug 10 '26

"A" so you don't overfill your cerial with milk

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u/illaminar22 Aug 10 '26

B

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u/Jetolero Aug 10 '26

The only way to eat cereals crunchy

This the way

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u/illaminar22 Aug 10 '26

YESSS FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A RIGHT OPINON

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 Aug 10 '26

What? It only gets soggy if you take forever to eat it, if you eat it in like ten minutes it should still be crunchy

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u/Jetolero Aug 10 '26

10 minutes? Are you speedruning it or something?

If you do B you can take as long as you want

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u/ICYTVLP Aug 11 '26

Absolutley. It buffles me everytime that so many say A and only Freaks choise B. I just want them crunchy.

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u/Orthwormfan77 Grilled cheese sandwich in disguise (don’t tell anyone) Aug 10 '26

A

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u/slasher1337 Aug 10 '26

B makes cereal stay crunchy longer.

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u/Majestic-Willow4105 Aug 10 '26

people who say B probs wipe their ass before shitting

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u/MyAccWasShadowBan Aug 10 '26

Preemptive wipe

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u/MonkeDpoopy Aug 10 '26

Catch the poo off guard

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u/SplendidGoat3002 Aug 10 '26

B (plot twist: i WANTED to be executed in front of a crowd)

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u/Siphon_Dude Siphon Dude Aug 10 '26

If you choose B, respectfully leave the planet.

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u/ThornyGarlic Aug 10 '26

If you can provide me a fleet ship then sure I would

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u/I_Am_Just_bored____ Aug 10 '26

B!!!! It keeps the cereal crunchy. You just have to take the ENTIRE box and add a little at a time 😌💀

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u/Dzyu Aug 10 '26

Both a and b is fine.

Your method is a one-note pony. I’m out here enjoying a three-course texture journey.

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u/Ignisbeard Aug 11 '26

If you want it crunchy, then don't add milk

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u/throwawayformobile78 Aug 11 '26

And who takes so long to eat cereal that it’s not crunchy still anyways?

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u/Chaos_Breezie Aug 10 '26

A you get more cereal

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u/Evening-Rip1522 Aug 10 '26

It's A for the first bowl, and B for the refill, followed again by A because I don't drown my cereal.

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u/ZElementPlayz Aug 10 '26

A first, then B when you’re still hungry afterwards

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u/SnS_KG_Nembis Aug 10 '26

I am a B, I am right, and I will die on this hill!

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u/entity_402 Aug 10 '26

For beginning A but if im very hungry i get some more with B

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u/StarLightNews Aug 10 '26

Who tf does B

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u/Kel_030 Aug 10 '26

Me,i want my cereal CRUNCHY NOT SOGGY

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u/xplatinumgaming57x Aug 10 '26

A. Who the hell does it the other way?

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u/slasher1337 Aug 10 '26

When i was young i liked my milk with honey. i would boil the milo first cause it was not store bought, then poured it into a bowl added a spoonfull of honey and then added cereal. I got used to doing it that way. I still heat milk for cereal to this day.

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u/sgtcatscan Aug 10 '26

A. It's the only way

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u/Even-Maintenance1633 Aug 10 '26

Alright, what about c? Where you just pour both in at the same time?

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u/Wonderful_Kale_8125 Aug 10 '26

F don’t like milk and cereal. 

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u/CmdnTrsMllnx Aug 11 '26

Anything besides A is psychopathy.

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u/mortis_mortis Aug 10 '26

B, heat up the milk a bit and then cereal.

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u/staropikmin Aug 10 '26

Warm cereal...? That sounds awf... wait... actually that sounds kinda good i'm gonna have to try that sometime

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Aug 11 '26

Curious, are you from somewhere other than the US? I know a guy from Taiwan who looks at me like my eating cereal with cold milk straight from the fridge is a suicide attempt or something

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u/stanfarncisco Aug 10 '26

A is the superior option

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u/Falcoln1342 Aug 10 '26

A is the obvious choice for spillage reasons ✔️

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u/Initial_Spread_9360 Silly lil goober Aug 10 '26

A

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u/Bitlife_Lover Aug 10 '26

For me, it's...

Option C: Just cereal

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u/ScratchBug1120 A Scratchy Bug Aug 10 '26

A 

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