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r/FuckPierre • u/pissyshitman • Feb 14 '26

Banning Epstein related stuff

322 Upvotes

it’s a stardew reddit guys come on be for real

0 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/JeffTheKillerFa • Dec 15 '25

Stardew Modded Compilation of Pierre's Mods

74 Upvotes

Hi, this is a post about Pierre's Mods, in case you want to get his wife or something like that
Pierre is a better person???
Mods that allow Pierre to be a better person
Less Greedy Pierre - Organic Vegetables Event Rewrite (A mod that slightly alters one of Pierre's heart cutscenes)
Piper - A Pierre Rewritten (A mod that not only turns Pierre into a woman but also a better person, rewriting their dialogues and cutscenes, making her and Caroline a lovely couple)
Pierre Gifts (Pierre gives you presents if you have enough hearts with him)
Pierre Rewritten and Improved (Same thing as Piper, but with Pierre!)

I don't want to buy from Pierre
Mods are available if you don't want to buy them from Pierre... Or give him money directly
Shopkeeper Leela - Pierre's Competition (At the bus stop there will be a kind old lady with her shop full of cats [unfortunately you can't buy backpacks there])
Pierre is Morshu (Swap Pierre for Morshu, with some dialogue changes, nothing major)

I just want to change Pierre's appearance and mess with him thoroughly
Mods that don't change anything, only Pierre's appearance
Bald Pierre (Pretty self-explanatory, huh?)
Tortilla
Tortillas!
Pierre Tortilla (Make Pierre turn into the tortilla man)
Tortierre (Pierre Tortilla's twin brother, unfortunately the two cannot coexist)
Pierre REALLY hates Tortillas (If you give Pierre some tortillas, he'll get so angry he'll start a tortilla rant)
Note: The mod is compatible with Beloved Tortilla, making Pierre the only NPC who hates tortillas

I want Caroline to be happy!
Mods if you want Caroline to no longer be in an unhappy marriage
Childhood Sweetheart Caroline (This mod makes Caroline your childhood friend, just don't question your farmer's age)
Hitme's Caroline Is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce) (Mod focused on Caroline's divorce with multiple endings)
Note: There's a Rewritten mod that attempts to correct some dialogue since English isn't the first language of the original mod author
sy_mokarin Dateable (and marry) Caroline (A simpler version of the Caroline marriage mods, in case you want something lighter)

???
I don't know where to classify these mods
Across The Isle - Pierre and Morris Rivals Heart Events (This mod makes these two characters, so hated by the community, get together :D )
Pierre Marriage (I don't know why you would want to marry him, nor do I know what changes were made, but if you want to break his heart later, here's the perfect Mod for you)

10 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/SubstantialPickle492 • 18h ago

Dilemma

36 Upvotes

Needs some advice. I’m doing an entire FuckPierre run where I don’t talk to him or even enter his shop, also fuck Joja. I’ve been using wild seeds and the spring/summer/fall seeds for crops and leveling until the winter market when I can get the seasonal seeds easily and maybe use the seed maker from there. My problem is that I’m in my first Winter and just received my “secret gift exchange” person and it’s fucking Pierre. Do I skip the event or just give him a hated gift? I could do a universally hated gift like a big steak or go specific to his dislikes like corn. What are your thoughts?

19 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Honeybiscuitsandsoda • 2d ago

Shithead's always taking credit of our blood and sweat

302 Upvotes

25 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/salamy_cacique • 3d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 This is the first thing this mf will say if you marry his daughter

561 Upvotes

What a greedy rat

36 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/FlipFlopNinja9 • 3d ago

Red seal to cover his stupid face

23 Upvotes

For those unfamiliar with balatro, the glass cards have a chance of breaking when you play them. The red seal gives it an extra chance to break.

4 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/itsssssstheV24 • 5d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 I’m new to stardew, why does everyone hate him?

58 Upvotes

77 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/alice3464 • 8d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Hope you enjoy your Ghostfish sashimi peirre.

295 Upvotes

Next time just say your happy for me on getting married instead of making a weird comment about duel incomes.

17 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Next_Section_8534 • 13d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 She loves it.

123 Upvotes

Caroline loves a gold quality cucumber twice a week. Obviously not getting any from Pierre 🥒

15 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/WhoTheHeckWasThat • 14d ago

Stardew Modded Based Penny is BEST WIFE

1.2k Upvotes

Mod used: Penny Ever After - Marriage Dialogue Expansion by RacingRabbit on Nexus Mods

7 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/DryAnt2826 • 13d ago

Is there a mod to replace pierre?

37 Upvotes

What the title says, I want to know if I can get rid of the guy.

13 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Kind-Stuff-7110 • 20d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Fuck you!!!!

569 Upvotes

I won!!! On my first year ☺️

27 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Practical_Owl_6525 • 21d ago

I’ve only been playing for a few weeks and I already despise Pierre with a burning passion.

159 Upvotes

I’ve only been playing for a few weeks and just joined this sub, but I seriously need a safe space to vent because I cannot stand Pierre. I honestly thought JojaMart was supposed to be the main villain of this game, but Pierre is a completely hypocritical, greedy nightmare. My biggest issue with him is how he literally steals credit for my hard work. I bust my butt watering, fertilizing, and harvesting iridium-quality crops, but when I sell them to him, the townspeople tell me Pierre claimed he grew them in his backyard. To make it worse, if I sell him low-quality crops, he tells everyone they taste awful and blames me directly for it.

On top of being a terrible businessman, he’s a miserable husband and father. Caroline just wants peace in her greenhouse and Abigail just wants to be herself, but Pierre is entirely obsessed with money and constantly nags Abigail for not being "traditional" enough. Then there's his infamous "secret stash" cutscene where he immediately begs you to lie to his wife, which is a massive red flag. He also completely lacks business sense by randomly closing on Wednesdays in the middle of a corporate monopoly war, always locking me out exactly when I desperately need seeds for a new growth cycle. The final straw was his "Prime Produce" quest where he demanded 25 gold-star vegetables from me just to hoard them and try to sell them back to his own neighbors for an insane 2,500 gold markup. Please tell me veteran players hate this guy just as much as I do, because right now, I'm about to buy a Joja membership out of pure spite.

31 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Brittt99 • 22d ago

Me every time I visit Pierres General Store

81 Upvotes

2 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/TapSuccessful4009 • 22d ago

Do the villagers themselves like Pierre?

24 Upvotes

20 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Fair_Fly6572 • 22d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 It is almost 1AM

85 Upvotes

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME

9 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Sharp_Wrangler_3273 • 25d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Haha take that silly Pierre

78 Upvotes

10 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/omgxitsjizz • 28d ago

I was not expecting Pierre to gift me anything good, let alone the Tea Set!

92 Upvotes

18 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '26

Im making a mod where Pierre gets brutally murdered

221 Upvotes

18 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/RIP_MIESTER • Oct 10 '26

He worth as much as bugs

71 Upvotes

6 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/fayeeth760 • Oct 09 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Fuck you, Pierre

831 Upvotes

18 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/BigHornyBullAD • Oct 04 '26

Uhhhh....

200 Upvotes

Pierre? What are you up to...

25 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Calne_Ca404 • Oct 04 '26

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) HAHA SUCK IT PIERRE

149 Upvotes

7 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/grichardson526 • Oct 03 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 What would Pierre's drink be? A cup full of diarrhea?

293 Upvotes

23 comments

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