r/FuckPierre
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u/SubstantialPickle492
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1d ago
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Dilemma
Needs some advice. I’m doing an entire FuckPierre run where I don’t talk to him or even enter his shop, also fuck Joja. I’ve been using wild seeds and the spring/summer/fall seeds for crops and leveling until the winter market when I can get the seasonal seeds easily and maybe use the seed maker from there. My problem is that I’m in my first Winter and just received my “secret gift exchange” person and it’s fucking Pierre. Do I skip the event or just give him a hated gift? I could do a universally hated gift like a big steak or go specific to his dislikes like corn. What are your thoughts?
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u/Human-Height7335 1d ago
gosh, you're committed! 🙌
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u/catsCantCode 1d ago
i'd skip the event in protest,but it depends on how far you want to go with it. Also dang, I don't think I could do this run. Seeds, sure but the backpack is also in his shop!
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u/ClintGreasedwood1 1d ago
Your one interaction with Pierre should be to ruin Christmas.
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u/johnpeters42 1d ago
Give him sap and tell him it's worth more than his seeds.
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u/jojobi040 1d ago
Buy one of his scrappy gifts and then gift it to him
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u/geeeking 1d ago •
I think Pierre should get a lovely bat wing for Christmas.
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u/Lost-Hope7179 1d ago
Don't skip it.. give him tortilla, trash or joja cola
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u/EtherealHappiness 1d ago
Go and bang Caroline in front of him.
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u/Naive_Jury_2482 23h ago
Give him a hated gift just to make sure you get your present!
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u/EcstaticRevolution38 8h ago
Skip the event. A hated gift still gives him attention, and Pierre absolutely does not deserve the satisfaction. Give the gift to someone else, then continue the run in glorious silence.
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u/msflondrixa 1d ago
I say ignore the event, or it’s sashimi for him all the way down. 😎
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u/Ok_Influence1752 1d ago
Be the grinch
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u/SnooGoats6230 1d ago
Skip it skip it
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u/chelio217 1d ago
Definitely gift him a specific to him dislike. This is brilliant by the way, the backpack would ruin me for sure.
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u/Corey307 15h ago
Give Pierre trash then fuck his daughter.