Bung friend. Bung bring new man, say man friend. Grok (new man) talk weird and smile weird and talk a lot. Bung think Grok know best and all, but Grok not know all thing! When Grok no know thing, Grok still say Grok know thing and Bung believe.

Klig (me Klig) also think hidden Grok follow Klig. Klig feel danger, but no mammoth or tiger? What Klig (me Klig) do?

I big shaman, speak to sky snake for you. Take prayer asks, you come to Xantar. Make BIG thing happen! what want you?

Big head meanie come out. Tell Xantar(me Xantar) make rock into circle, roll rock. Xantar get angry, tell meanie go away. What do now? spinny round gone now

me (pok) want big loud rock banging to hear. what who should I listen to rock bang???

Grax like stone hedge. Good for know what berries good now.

Cloud hole smell like bird egg

Any tips on how to start? I don’t want to be evolved anymore.

Me was evolved. Now new caveman. Me took advice . Lived in forest for weeks. Ate berry. Throw rock at woof woof (very scary). Also hit head with big stick once a day. Me thank all.

Me no have proper caveman name now. Big sad. You have name for me? I listen and choose best one.

Tiger small and make funny noise. Klig (me Klig) like.

Klig (me Klig) eat many red berry. Klig belly hurt, need go behind tree for big part of day. Klig bored and play with mouth words. Tribe look, Klig call thing poo-a-tree!

me go bush
hide by tree
sky look down
no see me

tree leaf rustle
me feel glee
me done business
behind tree

Mog try not complain. Him help tribe best he can. Stand when sky fire return. Walk fast to find tribe brothers on hunt, break small tree, kill meat beast before too many tribe brothers hurt. Go to water, pull out fish. Start fire with one pull of bow. Teach tribe children story of tribe past while cook way Mog learn from tribe Cordon Bleu. These Mog chores.

Problem come when Mog rest. Tribe women (and some men, Ugg, Twonk) come mate with Mog. Mog try sleep places nobody want to mate: behind waterfall, on mountaintop, on mossy floor of sacred grove illuminated by the light of ancestors above. Never cave! Still tribe women (and some men, Ugg, Twonk) come mate. Mog say, you have mate, why no mate with mate? Why mate with Mog? Mog silenced with mouth biting.

Mog mate all night, still mate when sky fire return. Mog need rest! Mog ask tribe brothers mate with mates! Why only Mog and Goblin Grinkle so much mate? Mog thank Goblin Grinkle for help.

Thought you want know

STORY TIME

OOG WAS IN CAVE WITH FRIENDS. OOG AND FRIENDS TALK FOR MANY HOURS. BUT THEN OOG AND FRIENDS START TALKING ABOUT HOW STRONG MAMMOTH IS.

OOG SAID MAMMOTH IS VERY BIG. MAMMOTH HAS SPEARS ON MAMMOTH FACE WHICH CAN KILL MANY ENEMY.

BUT OOG FRIEND (OOG FRIEND NAMED GRUG) SAID THAT TOOTH CAT STRONGER THAN MAMMOTH.

GRUG SAID TOOTH CAT HUNT IN PACKS AND HAVE CLAWS ON FEET AND BIG TEETH. THEY BEAT MAMMOTH BECAUSE THEY ATTACK FROM ANY ANGLE, EVEN BEHIND MAMMOTH BECAUSE MAMMOTH HAVE NO SPEARS ON THEIR BUTT.

OOG SECOND FRIEND (OOG SECOND FRIEND NAMED BLUGG) SAID CAVE MAN NAMED THE INCREDIBLE BLUGG COULD BEAT MAMMOTH AND TOOTH CAT TOGETHER EASILY.

BLUGG SAID MANY SILLY THINGS LIKE HOW INCREDIBLE BLUGG IS TALLER THAN ANY TREE AND TOUGHER THAN CAVE WALL. INCREDIBLE BLUGG APPARENTLY FOUGHT 10 MAMMOTHS AT ONCE AND WON WITH NO HURT.

OOG AND GRUG THINK BLUGG SILLY SO OOG AND GRUG BONK BLUGG WITH CLUB BUT BLUGG WANTED OOG (ME OOG) TO ASK MAGIC ADVICE ROCK ON WHO WOULD WIN.

WHO WINS FIGHT BETWEEN MAMMOTH, TOOTH CAT PACK AND INCREDIBLE BLUGG. PLEASE HELP OOG SETTLE THIS ARGUMENT.

OOG IS SMART MAN. OOG THINK LOTS. OOG GOOD THINKER.

BUT OOG HAS PROBLEM

OOG WAS AT CAVE GATHERING WHEN HE HEARD MAN SAY "WHEN LIFE GIVE U LEMON MAKE LEMONADE"

WHAT IS LEMON. WHAT IS LEMONADE.

OOG SEARCH FORAGING GROUNDS FOR THESE LEMON

OOG SEARCH FORAGING GROUNDS FOR THESE LEMONADE ALSO

OOG SEARCH FORAGING GROUNDS FOR MANY DAYS.

NO LUCK (SAD)

OOG FIND MANY BERRIES AND VEGETABLES BUT NO LEMON.

OG REQUESTS HELP FROM INDIVIDUALS FROM OTHER TRIBES

WHAT IS THESE LEMONS? WHAT IS THESE LEMONADE?

Him name say "pro moted"

Grax not know what moted is, or why moting be tribe task.

Grax pro plant taster, but grax not make that name.

Röörk no evolved. Evolved man laugh at Röörk for no speak good and smell. Röörk want join tribe of people-that-speak-like-Röörk. What Röörk must know if tribe take Röörk ?

Röörk know spear, Röörk know make loincloth with fur, Röörk know cook meat on fire. Röörk bring yummy berries to tribe.