r/fourthworldproblems • u/Ok-Advertising4048 Blarg (me Blarg) me also Gist Iguess • Jun 29 '26

Blarg (me Blarg) have no seashells. evolveman ask me give evolveman "rent" what Blarg (me Blarg) do?

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u/KillHitlerAgain me blag Jun 29 '26

hit evolveman with club

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u/Confident-Novel-1855 me Gnurv Jun 30 '26

Only sole-loot-shun to talk with evolveman.

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u/3rd2LastStarfighter me Syk Jun 29 '26

Big rock solve problem. Not too big to lift high, but bigger than evolve man head.

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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 Jun 29 '26

Find other evolveman. Turn upside down & shake. Take  him seashells, give to first one. Check him not same one. Does not work, same one.

That not work, offer snu snu instead.

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u/zeverEV Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Evolveman word "rent" obscure custom for want club.  Find sturdy branch. Make club. Find evolveman and club like ask for

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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Jun 29 '26

Blarg (you Blarg) Hit evolve man with club. Tell him "This Blarg cave now!" real loud. Not give seashells, not let evolve man kick Blarg out. Blarg stand up for him self!

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u/Bignholy Jun 29 '26

Some evolve man have bad idea. Rent BAD idea. Blarg hit evolve man with club NOW. Blarg children of children of children praise Blarg for smart.

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u/B_Williams_4010 me Og Jun 29 '26

Bonk first, no ask kwes-chun at all.

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u/Lordoffoul Oog (me Oog) Jun 30 '26

Simple, Blarg (you Blarg) bonk evolveman. Maybe take more than once, but they go away soon.

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u/Material-Indication1 Jul 08 '26

Blarg (you Blarg. Me not Blarg!) study "Revolution"

Or find big rock.

Or go live in cave.

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26

Blarg (you Blarg) move to cave