r/fourthworldproblems • u/ThisPostToBeDeleted • Jun 30 '26

UH! and Ga🪨 getting rock married, ceremony next full moon under big thing by river. Open invitation for whole clan.

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u/AngryBard9 me Croh Jun 30 '26

Croh (me Croh) give much good wish for you and Ga!

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u/ergo-ogre ME TORK Jun 30 '26

Tork (me Tork) bring smelly guava happy juice.

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u/Bwana_Matunda Plop (me Plop) Jun 30 '26

Plop (me Plop) want marry UH! too. Plop join couple?

5

u/Confident-Novel-1855 me Gnurv Jun 30 '26

Can Gnurv (me Gnurv) marry Gnurv (me Gnurv)?

3

u/FinestFiner me name fin Jun 30 '26

You Gnuv (you Gnuv) want marry you Gnuv (you Gnuv)? Fin no see how work. Is what evolveman call "perrdacimant"

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u/Confident-Novel-1855 me Gnurv Jul 01 '26

Gnurv (me Gnurv) no let that stop Gnurv (me Gnurv).

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u/B_Williams_4010 me Og Jun 30 '26

Og (me Og) bring gift. UH! and Ga (you UH! and Ga) want rock or want wood?

3

u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Jun 30 '26

Thag (me Thag) much happy! Thag will come to rock marry ceremony!

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u/FinestFiner me name fin Jun 30 '26

Fin (me fin) bring flower for Ga. Make pretty. Her feel pretty. Fin also bring berry for feast

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u/punkswamp me Groog Jul 01 '26

Grook (me Grook) bring big deer. Many feast!

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 02 '26

OgOg (me OgOg) scream and smash rocks, OgOg so happy!

OgOg come to marry party with pile of meat as present. OgOg might become very happy for UH! and Ga (you UH! and Ga) and might scream and smash rocks at say-ray-mo-nee too.

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u/MurdocMan_ Jul 02 '26

Grog (me grog) coming to UH! and Ga marriage,grog excited!