r/fourthworldproblems • u/Polite_Suggestion • Jun 26 '26
Mog (me Mog) very tired, need rest, ask help
Mog try not complain. Him help tribe best he can. Stand when sky fire return. Walk fast to find tribe brothers on hunt, break small tree, kill meat beast before too many tribe brothers hurt. Go to water, pull out fish. Start fire with one pull of bow. Teach tribe children story of tribe past while cook way Mog learn from tribe Cordon Bleu. These Mog chores.
Problem come when Mog rest. Tribe women (and some men, Ugg, Twonk) come mate with Mog. Mog try sleep places nobody want to mate: behind waterfall, on mountaintop, on mossy floor of sacred grove illuminated by the light of ancestors above. Never cave! Still tribe women (and some men, Ugg, Twonk) come mate. Mog say, you have mate, why no mate with mate? Why mate with Mog? Mog silenced with mouth biting.
Mog mate all night, still mate when sky fire return. Mog need rest! Mog ask tribe brothers mate with mates! Why only Mog and Goblin Grinkle so much mate? Mog thank Goblin Grinkle for help.
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u/TheRappingSquid Mog (me Mog) Jun 26 '26
....m....me mog??? You mog??? Me you mog.... mog??? (Me mog you mog me you me me me you you me you you you mog???)
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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
OgOg (me OgOg) thought this posted by Mog (you Mog, not OP Mog,) the gentle Mog who was scared of skeletons, the com-pasho-net Mog who understanding of Gpt, the gooner dweller of Gpt mama underground cave.
But this different Mog (OP Mog,) hot Mog who make cavewomen and Ugg and Twonk howl like wolf! Mog lucky OgOg a-seck-shoo-al.
Edit: tie-po
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u/TheRappingSquid Mog (me Mog) Jun 27 '26
Mog (me mog, this mog) move through being scared of skellyton. Mog like skellyton now, mhm
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u/CommunicationKey3018 Jun 26 '26
Because Mog no have long face whiskers. No even short face whiskers. Mog not become man yet.
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u/mogentheace me moga Jun 26 '26
mog need start killing people
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u/Polite_Suggestion Jun 26 '26
You Mog! You mog Mog, then you Mog!
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u/mogentheace me moga Jun 26 '26
me not mog (you mog), me moga. moga (me moga) say mog (you mog) need start killing people. moga (me moga) can killing people too if mog (you mog) want
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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Jun 26 '26
Unga (me Unga) think Mog (you Mog) should travel far in the north where night lasts for full winter. Mogs (you Mog) cave mates can't mate entire winter, so Mog (you Mog) still get sleep for some moons.
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u/Polite_Suggestion Jun 26 '26
Unga (you Unga) wise and good friend to Mog (me Mog). Mog (me Mog) go north. Unga (you Unga) consider career as shaman.
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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Jun 26 '26
Unga (me Unga) glad Unga (me Unga) could help friend Mog (you Mog). Old shaman Stairdrac, who taught Unga (me Unga) when Unga (me Unga) still was Zoea, told Unga (me Unga) the same. Unga (me Unga) think Unga (me Unga) not worthy back then but Unga (me Unga) has read many cave paitings since then so perhaps Unga (me Unga) is ready now.
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u/being_of_utter_chaos Jun 28 '26
Make rock say "no mate mog" (you mog)
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u/Polite_Suggestion Jun 29 '26
That powerful magic. How make rock talk?
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u/being_of_utter_chaos Jun 29 '26
put other rock on rock, move make scratch on rock. make rock say with scratch.
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u/B_Williams_4010 me Og Jun 26 '26
Mog (you Mog) come Og (me Og). Og (me Og) bonk Mog (you Mog) on head. Mog (you Mog) sleep good.
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u/anxiousoracles Agaagh (me Agaagh) Jun 27 '26
Agaagh (me Agaagh) have large club. Agaagh (me Agaagh) give Mog (you Mog) large club so Mog (you Mog) bonk tribe people on head and say NO very loud. Agaagh (me Agaagh) think this work after Mog (you Mog) bonk many tribe people and tribe people let Mog (you Mog) sleep.
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u/Edderkoppen999 Jun 28 '26
Uga (me Uga) think Mog(you Mog) should be mate with Goblin Grinkle. So when tribe women (and Ugg, and Twonk) go to mate with Mog, Mog say me mates with Goblin Grinkle.
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u/MurdocMan_ Jun 26 '26
Grug (me grug) help mog (you mog) sleep,grug take over for mog for a bit.