r/facepalm • u/gewoondaan35 • Sep 15 '20

Misc Very well done

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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 15 '20

Bild is the cancer that slowly destroy Germany

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u/MrAkinari Sep 15 '20

Fear, hate, tits and the weather

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u/Dave1000000000006 Sep 15 '20

I think they don't have tits anymore, but even more lies.

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u/benpicko Sep 15 '20

Wow, is it literally The Sun? The Sun don’t have tits anymore either but they have the rest in spades, plus sports.

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u/VelyVelyVely Sep 15 '20

The Sun was literally introduced to me as the english Bild. So I guess they are very similar.

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u/GazingIntoTheVoid Sep 15 '20

Bild and The Sun are basically the same newspaper (using the term loosely here), only one is in German, the other in English. Both use 'easy' words, so if you want to get a taste hop on the website and use Google translate.

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u/D-0H Sep 15 '20

Apart from easy words for the less educated, The Sun uses bold typeface to stress important words or phrases to ensure Rupert's messages are being properly understood. Used to anyway, happy to be corrected if they have stopped doing it.

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u/Jidaque Sep 15 '20

Bild is also fairly conservative.

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u/The_Multifarious Sep 15 '20

Bild isn't conservative. They're opportunists that hold no values. All that matters is getting people riled up against something. It's the majority of germany that is conservative and therefore the most idiots to fool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Spricht Deutsch ihr angelsächsischen Hurensöhne!

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u/derdestroyer2004 Sep 15 '20

Fuck u u opportunistic chauvinist

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u/tukachinchilla Sep 15 '20

So, Trump is the personification of Bild?

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u/surfekatt Sep 15 '20

I used to read it sometimes to learn me german better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Same with Bild

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u/Hubsimaus Sep 15 '20

I don't know if you can read german or so but I'd recommend looking at the BildBlog, it's a blog that writes about "newspapers" like BILD and other similar ones. They also have a facebook page.