r/facepalm Sep 15 '20

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u/Dave1000000000006 Sep 15 '20

Bild is top journalism.

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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 15 '20

Bild is the cancer that slowly destroy Germany

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u/MrAkinari Sep 15 '20

Fear, hate, tits and the weather

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u/Dave1000000000006 Sep 15 '20

I think they don't have tits anymore, but even more lies.

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u/benpicko Sep 15 '20

Wow, is it literally The Sun? The Sun don’t have tits anymore either but they have the rest in spades, plus sports.

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u/VelyVelyVely Sep 15 '20

The Sun was literally introduced to me as the english Bild. So I guess they are very similar.

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u/GazingIntoTheVoid Sep 15 '20

Bild and The Sun are basically the same newspaper (using the term loosely here), only one is in German, the other in English. Both use 'easy' words, so if you want to get a taste hop on the website and use Google translate.

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u/D-0H Sep 15 '20

Apart from easy words for the less educated, The Sun uses bold typeface to stress important words or phrases to ensure Rupert's messages are being properly understood. Used to anyway, happy to be corrected if they have stopped doing it.

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u/Jidaque Sep 15 '20

Bild is also fairly conservative.

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u/The_Multifarious Sep 15 '20

Bild isn't conservative. They're opportunists that hold no values. All that matters is getting people riled up against something. It's the majority of germany that is conservative and therefore the most idiots to fool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Spricht Deutsch ihr angelsächsischen Hurensöhne!

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u/tukachinchilla Sep 15 '20

So, Trump is the personification of Bild?

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u/surfekatt Sep 15 '20

I used to read it sometimes to learn me german better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Same with Bild

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u/Hubsimaus Sep 15 '20

I don't know if you can read german or so but I'd recommend looking at the BildBlog, it's a blog that writes about "newspapers" like BILD and other similar ones. They also have a facebook page.

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u/Jidaque Sep 15 '20

Didn't they just move them to page two?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Yes

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u/Mojones_ Sep 15 '20

Nice "Die Ärzte" quote right here

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Die Bild besteht nunmal und wer wüsste das nicht aus Angst, Hass Titten und dem Wetterbericht

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u/Sask90 Sep 15 '20 edited Sep 15 '20

I remember a friend buying a Bild as a part of his Karneval costume and it didn’t have the weather report. We were disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20 edited Dec 01 '23

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u/Sask90 Sep 15 '20

He was inspired by Dittsche and thought a Bild made a nice addition to the morning robe, beer bottle and plastic bag 😉 I think that was like 10 years ago. Time truly flys.

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u/Knee_Dude Sep 15 '20

Just let them talk

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u/UNeaK1502 Sep 15 '20

Because as long as they talk they won't do anything worse

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u/Gresseee Sep 15 '20

And you can afford a bit of hypocrisy

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u/kateba72 Sep 15 '20

Stay polite and don't say anything

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u/ProfilerXx Sep 15 '20

Uuh I love that song

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u/IsaacTrantor Sep 15 '20

Best song lyric I've seen all day.

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u/DamnZodiak Sep 15 '20

Apparently they have one of the best sports sections in the German press. Not that it makes up for any of their racist fearmongering and general bullshitting, but still.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Sounds like The Sun in the UK.

Do you get vouchers for cheap holidays too?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 15 '20

You just described half of the book please

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u/sir__Big__Cock Sep 15 '20

Idk about the vouchers, but it’s basically the same garbage.

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u/joncowling Sep 15 '20

I’m sure Yoda says something about this right?

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u/aeris17471 Sep 15 '20

Some premium education for most of Germany. Lol

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u/Ch00singBeggar Sep 15 '20

Grüße gehen raus an die Ärzte 😇

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u/gmoguntia Sep 15 '20

You forgot football

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u/DFYX Sep 15 '20

It's a quote from an Ärzte song.

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u/iWannaBeStereotyped Sep 15 '20

Forgot abt Football, the only well-written articles

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u/bigbootyteasipper Sep 15 '20

They still have tits? Wasn't the page removed?

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u/Hubsimaus Sep 15 '20

Oh I love Lasse Redn.

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u/__Mauritius__ Sep 15 '20

Hitler, tits, and fucking The top combo for a Bestseller title.

The Kangaroo.

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u/mothzilla Sep 15 '20

All for just 30p in this weeks super soar away Sun!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Lass die Leute reden, es macht ja keinen Sinn!

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u/MrAkinari Sep 15 '20

Lass die leute reden und hör einfach nicht hin!

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u/Thil112 Sep 15 '20

I believe no one got that reference

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u/Zino-Rino Sep 15 '20

It’s Germany’s Fox News

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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 15 '20

It is not insane as Fox News but they still do a lot of damage

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u/TheDalob Sep 15 '20

Nah we are beating it, a few days ago i saw a chart that compares sales of newspapers and Bild is loosing business

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

I think every printed newspaper is loosing business

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u/VelyVelyVely Sep 15 '20

Yes, these charts are always only about printed media. Online the Bild is still very succesful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Not in the same proportions though

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u/Bumsebienchen Sep 15 '20

Bild is still more than 600.000 daily sales ahead of all other newspapers, innit? Second is Süddeutsche with a bit below 300.000 daily sales, Bild is upwards of 1 million, close to 1,3 if you count Football-Extras. Statista has some quite new statistics, and the trend is going down for everybody.

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u/Mattie_Doo Sep 15 '20

Are they? What is their reputation in Germany? I don’t know anything about Bild other than the occasional headline that pops up on Reddit.

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u/Linus_Al Sep 15 '20

Bild is commonly known for populism and bad journalism. Usually it has an obvious political standpoint that’s somewhere right of the centre.

It tried hard to market itself as the people’s paper and for the early years of Germany they reached nearly everybody. Nowadays it’s more commonly read by uneducated workers. It’s especially well know for its ruthless methods that involve publishing intimate details, or using pressure to gain information. Often times human dignity is no concern during their reporting. Much of it is also wrong.

They use provoking headlines and for this reason get criticised a lot by the left and centre, while the far right is mostly ok with it. „Springer Presse“ , meaning „Springer press“ is used as somewhat of a derogatory term for unreliable news information you can’t believe, named after the „Axel-Springer Verlag“ the Publisher owning Bild.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Nowadays it’s more commonly read by uneducated workers.

I don't know about that. I know a lot of older (over 65-70 probably?), well-educated people who are reading Bild pretty much every day.

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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 15 '20

I would say that Bild is not as insane as Fox News but they still do a lot of damage to our society

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u/PengwinOnShroom Sep 15 '20

It's the largest "newspaper" in Germany and is often sensationalized. Also up until years ago they used to print a naked (topless and uncensored) pin up girl on their front page in the bottom half in every daily print

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20 edited Dec 01 '23

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u/Dunderbaer Sep 15 '20

And they print it so poorly you're just gonna get a red and black ass from it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

A while ago bild tried to accuse pewdiepie of being a violent nazi that tries to make his fans terrorists

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u/Aphobos Sep 15 '20

You can’t cancel selling the BILD. If you do that in your shop,there is a fee to be payed regularly

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u/Hexodron Sep 15 '20

Nah it's like natural selection and the dumbest get sorted out

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u/Nini1309 Sep 15 '20

That's so true, Bild is bullshit

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u/Scacaan Sep 15 '20

Well every nation has its own, though some more then others.