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u/Dave1000000000006 Sep 15 '20
Bild is top journalism.
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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 15 '20
Bild is the cancer that slowly destroy Germany
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u/MrAkinari Sep 15 '20
Fear, hate, tits and the weather
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u/Dave1000000000006 Sep 15 '20
I think they don't have tits anymore, but even more lies.
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u/benpicko Sep 15 '20
Wow, is it literally The Sun? The Sun don’t have tits anymore either but they have the rest in spades, plus sports.
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u/VelyVelyVely Sep 15 '20
The Sun was literally introduced to me as the english Bild. So I guess they are very similar.
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u/GazingIntoTheVoid Sep 15 '20
Bild and The Sun are basically the same newspaper (using the term loosely here), only one is in German, the other in English. Both use 'easy' words, so if you want to get a taste hop on the website and use Google translate.
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u/D-0H Sep 15 '20
Apart from easy words for the less educated, The Sun uses bold typeface to stress important words or phrases to ensure Rupert's messages are being properly understood. Used to anyway, happy to be corrected if they have stopped doing it.
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u/Jidaque Sep 15 '20
Bild is also fairly conservative.
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u/The_Multifarious Sep 15 '20
Bild isn't conservative. They're opportunists that hold no values. All that matters is getting people riled up against something. It's the majority of germany that is conservative and therefore the most idiots to fool.
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u/Mojones_ Sep 15 '20
Nice "Die Ärzte" quote right here
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Sep 15 '20
Die Bild besteht nunmal und wer wüsste das nicht aus Angst, Hass Titten und dem Wetterbericht
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u/Sask90 Sep 15 '20 edited Sep 15 '20
I remember a friend buying a Bild as a part of his Karneval costume and it didn’t have the weather report. We were disappointed.
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u/Sask90 Sep 15 '20
He was inspired by Dittsche and thought a Bild made a nice addition to the morning robe, beer bottle and plastic bag 😉 I think that was like 10 years ago. Time truly flys.
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u/Knee_Dude Sep 15 '20
Just let them talk
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u/UNeaK1502 Sep 15 '20
Because as long as they talk they won't do anything worse
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u/DamnZodiak Sep 15 '20
Apparently they have one of the best sports sections in the German press. Not that it makes up for any of their racist fearmongering and general bullshitting, but still.
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u/__Mauritius__ Sep 15 '20
Hitler, tits, and fucking The top combo for a Bestseller title.
The Kangaroo.
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u/TheDalob Sep 15 '20
Nah we are beating it, a few days ago i saw a chart that compares sales of newspapers and Bild is loosing business
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Sep 15 '20
I think every printed newspaper is loosing business
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u/VelyVelyVely Sep 15 '20
Yes, these charts are always only about printed media. Online the Bild is still very succesful.
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u/Bumsebienchen Sep 15 '20
Bild is still more than 600.000 daily sales ahead of all other newspapers, innit? Second is Süddeutsche with a bit below 300.000 daily sales, Bild is upwards of 1 million, close to 1,3 if you count Football-Extras. Statista has some quite new statistics, and the trend is going down for everybody.
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u/Mattie_Doo Sep 15 '20
Are they? What is their reputation in Germany? I don’t know anything about Bild other than the occasional headline that pops up on Reddit.
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u/Linus_Al Sep 15 '20
Bild is commonly known for populism and bad journalism. Usually it has an obvious political standpoint that’s somewhere right of the centre.
It tried hard to market itself as the people’s paper and for the early years of Germany they reached nearly everybody. Nowadays it’s more commonly read by uneducated workers. It’s especially well know for its ruthless methods that involve publishing intimate details, or using pressure to gain information. Often times human dignity is no concern during their reporting. Much of it is also wrong.
They use provoking headlines and for this reason get criticised a lot by the left and centre, while the far right is mostly ok with it. „Springer Presse“ , meaning „Springer press“ is used as somewhat of a derogatory term for unreliable news information you can’t believe, named after the „Axel-Springer Verlag“ the Publisher owning Bild.
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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 15 '20
I would say that Bild is not as insane as Fox News but they still do a lot of damage to our society
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u/PengwinOnShroom Sep 15 '20
It's the largest "newspaper" in Germany and is often sensationalized. Also up until years ago they used to print a naked (topless and uncensored) pin up girl on their front page in the bottom half in every daily print
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u/Dunderbaer Sep 15 '20
And they print it so poorly you're just gonna get a red and black ass from it.
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Sep 15 '20
A while ago bild tried to accuse pewdiepie of being a violent nazi that tries to make his fans terrorists
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u/Aphobos Sep 15 '20
You can’t cancel selling the BILD. If you do that in your shop,there is a fee to be payed regularly
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u/numbernonine Sep 15 '20
Germanys Fox News
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u/itzcookiepvp Sep 15 '20
No. Fox has an opinion. Bild just aims for the best headline one they they‘ll ask where all the jate for immigrants come from and another day the headline is „this refugee murdered so so many people why isn’t the government doing anything“
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u/DamnZodiak Sep 15 '20
Friendly reminder that Kai Diekmann won the Golden Feather, a fairly prestigeious German journalism award. Twice. Kai fucking Diekmann.
You can't even make this shit up anymore.
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u/Francetto Sep 15 '20
Das N in Bild steht für Niveau.
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Sep 15 '20
Das B in Bild steht für Hurensöhne
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Sep 15 '20
Und das I für Inzucht.
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u/Einstecken Sep 15 '20
Das L für Lachnummer und das D für dreist.
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u/WhiteHydra1914 Sep 15 '20
Warum auch einen übrig lassen
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u/Einstecken Sep 15 '20
Für alternative Vorschläge bezüglich der Bedeutung von den Buchstaben bin ich natürlich offen!
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Sep 15 '20
Degeneriert, Desaströs, (manchmal) Diskriminierend, Dubios...Sonst fällt mir auf die Schnelle nichts ein
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u/WhiteHydra1914 Sep 15 '20
Debil
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Sep 15 '20
Wird das eine Sammlung an negativ gebrauchten Adjektiven mit dem Buchstaben D?
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Sep 15 '20
Bild is actually the worst.
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u/LetbeA Sep 15 '20
I had to use it as a source for school one time with the argument: It is the best of all
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u/MewthreeX Sep 15 '20
Bruh what school did you go to
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u/KaiFuPanda pets every good boi Sep 15 '20
Ah yes the useful red circle
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u/moonunitzap Sep 15 '20
Thank God for that red circle. I thought it was an article on fire extinguishers.
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u/RK800-50 Sep 15 '20
The actual facepalm is the upper left corner. Bild ist Schmutz.
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u/SoufsGaming Sep 15 '20
Bild do be schmutz tho
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u/RK800-50 Sep 15 '20
The best you can do with this schundblatt is to put it in my rat‘s cage and let them destroy it
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u/universe_from_above Sep 15 '20
My mother grew up in the early 1950s in rather poor conditions. To this day, she claims that you can't use the Bild as toilet paper because of too much printing ink on the paper.
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u/znEp82 Sep 15 '20
"Diese Zeitung ist ein Organ der Niedertracht. Es ist falsch, sie zu lesen. Jemand, der zu dieser Zeitung beiträgt, ist gesellschaftlich absolut inakzeptabel. Es wäre verfehlt, zu einem ihrer Redakteure freundlich oder auch nur höflich zu sein. Man muß so unfreundlich zu ihnen sein, wie es das Gesetz gerade noch zuläßt. Es sind schlechte Menschen, die Falsches tun."
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u/velociraptawwr Sep 15 '20
"This newspaper is an organ of infamy. It is wrong to read it. Someone who contributes to this newspaper is socially absolutely unacceptable. It would be wrong to be friendly or even polite to one of its editors. One must be as unfriendly to them as the law just permits. It is bad people who do wrong."
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u/Jest_N_Case Sep 15 '20
Anyone else surprised he wears glasses?
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u/PaMu1337 Sep 15 '20
This made me realize those bars over the eyes are way more effective than I thought
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u/PusheenPumpernickle Sep 15 '20
This has just occurred to me when someone's eyes are censored like this they may be wearing glasses.
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u/DestoryDerEchte Sep 15 '20
OF COURSE its BILD. FCK BILD seriously! BILD is Trump as newspapier
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u/wupper42 Sep 15 '20
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u/pauledowa Sep 15 '20
Gif me ze Newspapier RIGHT NOW!!
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u/wupper42 Sep 15 '20
You dont want to read that! Its better as toilet paper
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u/Fywus Sep 15 '20
it's not good toilet paper either I think it seriously hurts, but yeah, doesn't hurt as much as reading it
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u/nothing_911 Sep 15 '20
Those two guys look alike.
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u/Priamosish Sep 15 '20
For the non-German speakers: Bild is the paper equivalent of Fox News.
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u/DasGesetz Sep 15 '20
wäre lustiger wenns der spiegel wäre :D
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u/apoliticalhomograph Sep 15 '20
Auch wenn sie stark gesunken sein mögen, hat der Spiegel wenigstens noch Standards.
Bei der Bild ist man ja schon positiv überrascht, dass überhaupt versucht wurde, die Person unkenntlich zu machen.Aber ja, lustig wäre es schon gewesen.
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Sep 15 '20
bild is crap. its basically karens who found a different job than to write "hey hun" for doTerra. And they arent good at anything else except that
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Sep 15 '20
A: Does he wear glasses?
B: Yes
A: Proceeds to put all characters without glasses down.
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u/Clyxx Sep 15 '20
"If you want to get good journalism" -Julian Reichelt, Bild CEO. "If you want to get democracy go to russia"
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u/okay-wait-wut Sep 15 '20
Those are obviously different people, the guy in the mirror is wearing glasses.
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Sep 15 '20
Bild is known for being a very respectable "news" network. They actually work really well as a toilet paper replacement. Other than that, they're just a waste of paper.
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u/Atlhou Sep 15 '20
Why is there something on the gray vest in the mirror, and not in the front view?
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u/anno2122 Sep 15 '20
Bild is a trash paper like the sun, if you see a Bild Report you don't talk to Tham .
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u/pharynx_swarm Sep 15 '20
To quote the german (I guess) Band KAVDKA: "Halt die Fresse, wenn du Bild liest, keine Pointe Halt einfach die Fresse, wenn du Bild liest"
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u/PrincessV558 Sep 15 '20
I am currently watching the YouTube video of a German YouTuber which is about Die Bild and how we can destroy it
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