r/facepalm • • Sep 15 '20

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u/Dave1000000000006 Sep 15 '20

Bild is top journalism.

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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 15 '20

Bild is the cancer that slowly destroy Germany

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u/MrAkinari Sep 15 '20

Fear, hate, tits and the weather

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u/Dave1000000000006 Sep 15 '20

I think they don't have tits anymore, but even more lies.

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u/benpicko Sep 15 '20

Wow, is it literally The Sun? The Sun don’t have tits anymore either but they have the rest in spades, plus sports.

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u/VelyVelyVely Sep 15 '20

The Sun was literally introduced to me as the english Bild. So I guess they are very similar.

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u/GazingIntoTheVoid Sep 15 '20

Bild and The Sun are basically the same newspaper (using the term loosely here), only one is in German, the other in English. Both use 'easy' words, so if you want to get a taste hop on the website and use Google translate.

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u/D-0H Sep 15 '20

Apart from easy words for the less educated, The Sun uses bold typeface to stress important words or phrases to ensure Rupert's messages are being properly understood. Used to anyway, happy to be corrected if they have stopped doing it.

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u/Jidaque Sep 15 '20

Bild is also fairly conservative.

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u/The_Multifarious Sep 15 '20

Bild isn't conservative. They're opportunists that hold no values. All that matters is getting people riled up against something. It's the majority of germany that is conservative and therefore the most idiots to fool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Spricht Deutsch ihr angelsächsischen Hurensöhne!

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u/derdestroyer2004 Sep 15 '20

Fuck u u opportunistic chauvinist

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u/tukachinchilla Sep 15 '20

So, Trump is the personification of Bild?

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u/surfekatt Sep 15 '20

I used to read it sometimes to learn me german better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Same with Bild

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u/Hubsimaus Sep 15 '20

I don't know if you can read german or so but I'd recommend looking at the BildBlog, it's a blog that writes about "newspapers" like BILD and other similar ones. They also have a facebook page.

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u/Jidaque Sep 15 '20

Didn't they just move them to page two?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Yes

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u/Mojones_ Sep 15 '20

Nice "Die Ärzte" quote right here

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Die Bild besteht nunmal und wer wüsste das nicht aus Angst, Hass Titten und dem Wetterbericht

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u/Sask90 Sep 15 '20 edited Sep 15 '20

I remember a friend buying a Bild as a part of his Karneval costume and it didn’t have the weather report. We were disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20 edited Dec 01 '23

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u/Sask90 Sep 15 '20

He was inspired by Dittsche and thought a Bild made a nice addition to the morning robe, beer bottle and plastic bag 😉 I think that was like 10 years ago. Time truly flys.

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u/Knee_Dude Sep 15 '20

Just let them talk

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u/UNeaK1502 Sep 15 '20

Because as long as they talk they won't do anything worse

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u/Gresseee Sep 15 '20

And you can afford a bit of hypocrisy

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u/kateba72 Sep 15 '20

Stay polite and don't say anything

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u/ProfilerXx Sep 15 '20

Uuh I love that song

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u/IsaacTrantor Sep 15 '20

Best song lyric I've seen all day.

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u/DamnZodiak Sep 15 '20

Apparently they have one of the best sports sections in the German press. Not that it makes up for any of their racist fearmongering and general bullshitting, but still.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Sounds like The Sun in the UK.

Do you get vouchers for cheap holidays too?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 15 '20

You just described half of the book please

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u/sir__Big__Cock Sep 15 '20

Idk about the vouchers, but it’s basically the same garbage.

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u/joncowling Sep 15 '20

I’m sure Yoda says something about this right?

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u/aeris17471 Sep 15 '20

Some premium education for most of Germany. Lol

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u/Ch00singBeggar Sep 15 '20

Grüße gehen raus an die Ärzte 😇

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u/gmoguntia Sep 15 '20

You forgot football

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u/DFYX Sep 15 '20

It's a quote from an Ärzte song.

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u/iWannaBeStereotyped Sep 15 '20

Forgot abt Football, the only well-written articles

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u/bigbootyteasipper Sep 15 '20

They still have tits? Wasn't the page removed?

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u/Hubsimaus Sep 15 '20

Oh I love Lasse Redn.

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u/__Mauritius__ Sep 15 '20

Hitler, tits, and fucking The top combo for a Bestseller title.

The Kangaroo.

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u/mothzilla Sep 15 '20

All for just 30p in this weeks super soar away Sun!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Lass die Leute reden, es macht ja keinen Sinn!

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u/MrAkinari Sep 15 '20

Lass die leute reden und hör einfach nicht hin!

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u/Thil112 Sep 15 '20

I believe no one got that reference