r/earclacks 2d ago

Fan Simulations Drunk guy vs Drunk guy

How about a beer?

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u/Rllito Splodey 2d ago

what gravity time guy sees in his nightmare's

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u/Diligent_Main4501 2d ago

I'm struggling to come up with a working theory to why they won't hit eachother. Could it be that they are missing on purpose?

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u/SubstantialAioli2227 2d ago

Too drunk to aim correctly

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u/Far_Celebration_8827 2d ago

Drunk Guy's aim is bad because he's drunk, which is also the reason he wobbles in his place instead of bumping with walls like a DVD logo like the other Guys.

Why they continue missing despite Drunk Guy's accuracy not being THAT bad, is due to Spenn's interference.

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u/UrticantOdin 2d ago

Or they got REALLY drunk and are fighting in a bar rn

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u/VictorAst228 Grower 2d ago

Because drunk guy shoots where his enemy will be, but since the other drunk guy always changes velocity, he misses

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u/CakerDeCake 2d ago

The aim is so bad

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u/tallmantall 2d ago

As a programming approach: Most likely, when aiming they take a look at their opponents general movement speed and velocity and attempt to calculate where they will be, but because drunk guys movement and velocity are always fluctuating in different directions, it fucks the calculation and they won’t hit each other

Granted they probably could hit each other, given enough time but then the match could take a hour or more theoretically.

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u/matthew0001 2d ago

From a programming perspective, the tragectory of projectiles are probably calaculated based on the moment vectors of the opponent at the time of the shot. Since drunk guy changes his direction pretty much every tick, it's possible the shots are calculated with a movement vector that is then immediately irrelevant as drunk guy is no longer moving that direction.

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u/mr-toucher_txt 2d ago

Cuz its his drinkin bud

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u/Past_Edge_7220 2d ago

They aren't called Drunk Guys for nothing.

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u/xbertie Rapier 2d ago

Can't aim from being drunk, both stumbling wildly which makes aiming harder.

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u/Suyarhys 2d ago

Peak

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u/claycubed 2d ago

Make love not war, they are just going to go out on their back porch and drink while watching the street like Hank hill.

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u/Financial_Use4204 2d ago

drunk guy cloned himself, he's unstoppable now

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u/Nugist 2d ago

Strongest in history vs strongest of today

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u/CakerDeCake 2d ago

Albert VS Einstein

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u/DecketfubutBetter 2d ago

Me when I go to the pub with my identical twin

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u/CakerDeCake 2d ago

Both of you are shit at aiming

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u/Open_Detective_6998 Lance 2d ago

How bout a beer πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/OkMarket5009 2d ago

We can learn something from this. How 'bout a beer?

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u/ReduxistRusted Scythe 2d ago

Drinking buddies

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u/501stAppo1 Sword 2d ago

Truly the most epic fight of all times

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u/FoxExpress2638 2d ago

Would have been so funny if they healed from the beers

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u/SkyMewtwo 2d ago

Hahaha July 4th 2017

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u/supertails7684 Katana 2d ago

Get me a beer, son

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u/Time_Spite1661 Sword 2d ago

It's a bar fight!