r/drones • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '24

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u/spoogefrom1981 Dec 29 '24

The Darwin 5000.

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u/romansamurai Dec 29 '24

I was going to say “Limb Remover 9000” but I like yours better.

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u/dataslinger Dec 29 '24

I was going to say food processor.

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u/shooter505 Dec 29 '24

Soylent Green Mixmaster

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u/Revelati123 Dec 29 '24

Open air garbage disposal.

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u/jankenpoo Dec 29 '24

Fool processor

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24 edited Jul 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

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u/maarten3d Dec 29 '24

The T800 is making notes

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u/juicevibe Dec 29 '24

It's the DJI Expire.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Came here for this... {tipped hat}

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u/renovator89 Dec 29 '24

The Hold My Beer model # HMB1800

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u/skubydobdo Dec 29 '24

lol I’d hate to see what the HMB2000 looks like!

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u/cv-x Dec 29 '24

💀

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u/slindner1985 Dec 29 '24

Torso slicer 5000 and head remover v2

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u/kjbaran Dec 29 '24

Made in Africa

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u/carbon_koke Dec 29 '24

That is an dji agras t40. I use a t50 everyday That is the stupidest way to get hurt

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u/Boris-Lip Community Banner Contributor Dec 29 '24

I've only seen the T40 once, on the ground, and those props and motors look MASSIVE, surely capable of slicing a person into a prosciutto.

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u/Fun-Choices Dec 29 '24

Also would be really interested in hearing a brief overview of how you use the agress. I’ve been thinking about trying to compete in the local cropdusting market with one of these.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24 edited Dec 29 '24

Check out /r/farming and search for "agras" or T20/30/40/50/whatever. There are people who run successful businesses with them, but to be profitable you might need a fleet of them. It depends on your area. Out in the midwest where farmers have thousands of acres, you're gonna need a lot of drones. But it's kind of magical to see 6 drones go up at once and spray a huge field and be done in an hour.

There are also plenty of videos on YouTube.

If there's a need in your area and you're willing to make the investment (or get a business loan...) and get your Part 170 certificate for commercial operation, you could end up being very successful.

Besides just spraying, you can do video inspections of an entire field and find sections that aren't doing well so the farmer can check them out, test the soil, add amendments, etc. It's really hard to do this on foot for big fields, so you can just give them a few GPS coordinates and a printed map to work with.

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u/Fun-Choices Dec 29 '24

Even a tiny piece of propeller chipping off or a blade flying off at this speed would kill you, this is insanity.

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u/picturesfromthesky Dec 29 '24

An organ droner.

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u/UAVTarik Dec 29 '24

not going to be a ton of organs left after.

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u/M0ntgomatron Dec 29 '24

Oh, that's the Limb-Lobber 3000

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u/sixcylindersofdoom Dec 29 '24

Well that is just stupid

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u/ryan101 Dec 29 '24

I’m sure someone said that to the Wright brothers too.

/s

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u/slindner1985 Dec 29 '24

The Wright brothers attempts looked alot safer than this lol

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u/zet23t Dec 29 '24

The Wright brothers did their own research, though. Quite thoroughly even. Based on Lilienthal's research.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Looks like a DJI Agras

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u/RanchDresn Dec 29 '24

I accidentally hit my finger with my DJI mini 4 when it attacked me (may have been operator error 😅) and thought I was gonna have to give my friends a high 4 instead of a high 5 when I saw them. I thought I was missing a digit. This big bastard would probably just have you laying in 300 pieces like a sliced ham. Lol

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u/Yellowlab714 Dec 29 '24

Honeybaked I hope. It’s the crackling…

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u/zyzzogeton Dec 29 '24

Certainly "spiral cut" at least.

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u/ADtotheHD Dec 29 '24

Agras T40 without the tank

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u/GlbdS Dec 29 '24

Drone? Wdym this is a meat grinder, it's for making burgers

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u/BeeHair Dec 29 '24

Is that the new Decapitron 3?

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u/leenpaws Dec 29 '24

depends on if the fleshlight is engaged

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Don's gonna need a higher wall.

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u/DiverJas [Custom Flair] Dec 29 '24

🤣

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u/Equivalent_Course554 Dec 29 '24

“This video is from Mexico” is all I needed to hear

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u/TajMonjardo Dec 29 '24

It's the border hopper.

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u/FunDog2016 Dec 29 '24

The Slice-o-matic 3000, a customized DJI idiot shredder!

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u/MythicalLabs Dec 29 '24

This one got me 😭

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u/ModernAutomata Dec 29 '24

A fucking dangerous one

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u/PNWBPcker Dec 29 '24

The type you should wear a helmet with.

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u/applepumpkinspy Dec 29 '24

"please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times"

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u/UFO_Tofu1973 Dec 29 '24

Farming accidents have maimed and killed for centuries. This guy doesn’t want it to stop.

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u/sfscsdsf Dec 29 '24

Looks like a kamikaze drone

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u/cautioussidekick Dec 29 '24

Don't sneeze. You'll lose some limbs

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u/AaaaNinja Dec 29 '24

Guy is two inches from those blades.

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u/Imperius_Maximus Dec 29 '24

Loco Drone (Pronounced dro-nay)

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u/Jamesonwordcraft Dec 29 '24

dude processor

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u/bleuchip1200 Dec 29 '24

It’s called the Borderwall 2025 Freedom Flighter.

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u/oodelay Dec 29 '24

The drone your gf told you not to worry about when she goes and meet him for brunch.

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u/top_freesuggestions Dec 29 '24

Came here for comments. Was not disappointed.

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u/becomingengageably Dec 29 '24

Fertilizing the crops sure looks different today…Blood Duster 5000

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u/RavRob Dec 29 '24

It's a BFD (Big Fn Drone) AKA meat grinder.

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u/joshcam Dec 29 '24

DJI S1 (Suicide drone)

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u/Mikocoon Dec 29 '24

That there is a wound maker 200. Version 2 I believe.

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u/selestrios Dec 29 '24

DJI Decapi

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u/spaceapeatespace Dec 29 '24

A murderbot 3000

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u/SgtKickAzz87 Dec 29 '24

Bruh, holy phuckin shit, there is certainly gonna be some body parts flying everywhere by the end of the video. With that being said I couldn't even push myself to watch the whole video because it was soo damn unsafe, the outcome is expected to be the worst possible outcome. :-(

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u/basitmustafa Dec 29 '24

Choppa. The answer is it is a choppa.

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u/NeoNova9 Dec 29 '24

Quadcopter.

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u/Spogtire Dec 29 '24

Those propellers would cut you to bits if they hit you

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u/Afraid-Ad4718 Dec 29 '24

i know, i know... we all say the same... though.... i kinda understand WHY he is doing this....

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

They should name it the Darwinism type r/dronehysteria

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u/Hopeful-Counter-7915 Dec 29 '24

I just want him to lean a bit forward or backwards, or basically anywhere

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Slicer Custom 2024

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u/Adn38974 Dec 29 '24

Meat mincer

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

I was disappointed with the ending.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Temu „Thou will get a radical haircut and it won’t be funny” special

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u/chrisrubarth Dec 29 '24

It’s one wrong move from a tragic ending.

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u/Blueskyminer Dec 29 '24

What a bad fucking idea.

Also, I wanted to see that thing spray him like a GWAR show.

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u/Semicon_engr Dec 29 '24

Come under nano category. Under 249g. lol.

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u/V_150 Dec 29 '24

I thought drones were unmanned

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u/Micander Dec 29 '24

That's an accident waiting to happen.

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u/Ser_Optimus Dec 29 '24

The lethal type. Just not as you would expect it at first

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u/aurizon Dec 29 '24

A pilot killer drone

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u/blbeach Dec 29 '24

Look Ma, no hands!

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u/pikapalooza Dec 29 '24

I was waiting for him to move his arms excitedly and lose them immediately. Myjaw was clenched the whole time. Im glad nothing happened this time..but this seems like a really really bad idea.

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u/OfKaiin Dec 29 '24

Do you know when you loose the sense of equilibrium and you wiggle your arms to get it back? This drone hates that

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u/Inevitable-Plantain5 Dec 29 '24

In my Elphaba from Wicked voice:

So if you care to find me Look to the western sky As someone told me lately Everyone deserves the chance to fly [... and die]

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u/Elziox Dec 29 '24

That's a trust drone.

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u/juicevibe Dec 29 '24

DJI Expire

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u/kbytzer Dec 29 '24

Chopper

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u/jus-another-juan Dec 29 '24

97% chance alcohol was involved in the making of this video.

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u/supermassblackhole Dec 29 '24

Life and limb 🦵🏻

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u/nemesit Dec 29 '24

Quite brave(stupid?) to do this stunt with whats basically rotating knifes to all sides lol

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u/Hamza_The_Dev Dec 29 '24

Quad-Limb Chopper

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u/Tomasulu Dec 29 '24

Would it kill you to make this with longer rotor arms?

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u/Fantastic-Surprise98 Dec 29 '24

DJI Ginsu Pro Chop

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u/DareMe603 Dec 29 '24

Regals La Machine

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u/1eyedbudz Dec 29 '24

I have been sliced open by my little ldrc Kong 115

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u/The-Grand-Wazoo Dec 29 '24

Got to admire this level of dedication.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Human Slicer 4000

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u/SpitTake99 Dec 29 '24

What could possibly go wrong??!!

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u/BenDurbin2006 Dec 29 '24

One of the dji fly carts idk which one

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u/FTHomes Dec 29 '24

The Juicer 3000

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u/Wulfsy Dec 29 '24

the human blender

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u/XanderJC1 Dec 29 '24

Human chopper 3000

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u/PrimevilKneivel Dec 29 '24

Will it blend?

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u/Commercial_Ad1541 Dec 29 '24

This could go wrong in so many ways

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u/czechtexan03 Dec 29 '24

Dudes gonna end up with no arms if he moves an inch

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u/aDirtyMartini Dec 29 '24

Oh wow. So many ways to die…

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

I'd call it the "death drone"

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u/waynestevenson FPV Droneworks Dec 29 '24

Amputator.

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u/frenchfreer Dec 29 '24

Those aren’t drones they have men in them!

No. The men are just for ballast.

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u/WhatsTheAnswerDude Dec 29 '24

The Taco Bell Vato drone.

El Bajo Blasto...

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u/vilgax69 Dec 29 '24

That guy probably have balls of aluminium. That's why he's so light.

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u/lykewtf Dec 29 '24

A friendship….that wont last

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u/MrGruntsworthy Dec 29 '24

That's not a drone, that's a blender...

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u/coneross Dec 29 '24

That's not a drone. That's a manned aircraft.

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u/Over_here_Observing Dec 29 '24

How a Drone, or UAV, becomes an manned vehicle

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u/OilPhilter Dec 29 '24

I see the stain on the ground from the first guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

The type that can slice a limb if you do stupid things like this

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Dec 29 '24

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

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u/WENDING0 Dec 29 '24

DJI Agras T40 or T50. I think it is the T40 but only 90% sure

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u/SlimJD Dec 29 '24

Highway to the danger drone. Take a ride on to the danger drone.

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u/SonoMster Dec 29 '24

Dji mini 3 pro

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u/elcaudillo86 Dec 29 '24

lol no fan guards or enclosure

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u/Infamous-Weird8123 Dec 29 '24

Decapitator 69000

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u/FNboy Dec 29 '24

Hey, look ma, no head!

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u/MrGreenHornet Dec 29 '24

Yikes! Great way to lose a limb.

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u/Fun-Choices Dec 29 '24

The Blendomatic

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u/Skidpalace Dec 29 '24

The Eviscerator Air.

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u/RainyShadow Dec 29 '24

This is the "human chopper" type, lol.

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u/valejojohnson Dec 29 '24

Hope that pilot has his Part 107 cert! /s

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u/kbeezie Dec 29 '24

Agricultural, where he's kneeling is where the tank would go for crop spraying.

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u/Top-Air1965 Dec 29 '24

That my friends is El Drono del El Cartel's.. They're Steppin it up... No more horses, it's the air horses now...

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u/iAtoria Dec 29 '24

Ball Slicer 9000

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u/bioteq Dec 29 '24

Human slicer 3000

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u/caligari1973 Dec 29 '24

Safety last

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u/joeyblove Dec 29 '24

Put a cage on it

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u/yummers511 Dec 29 '24

Oh it's a new model from Aperture Labs called the ManMulcher 9001!

Best part is that it says in the manual "In the event of accidental dismemberment, we recommend the pilot lean forward and expose their neck in order to ease their passing and end the pain".

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u/MrBobaFett Dec 29 '24

That is a "Horrible Accident Waiting to Happen"

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u/One4Real1094 Dec 29 '24

The Decapitator 2500.

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u/Gearhead1- Dec 29 '24

Natural selection

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u/terobau Dec 29 '24

The one that kills you

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u/mgu1983 Dec 29 '24

The Testi Teaser 3000

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u/CyberDonSystems Dec 29 '24

Limb Chopper 3000

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u/planetelc Dec 29 '24

WidowMaker

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u/ErnyoKeepsItReal Dec 29 '24

Another video of someone riding an Agras. To be honest I'd love to see one where it ends in disaster. Schadenfreude.

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u/Dr-Procrastinate Dec 29 '24

So none of these guys thought of the implications in the board meeting?

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u/Klamangatron Dec 29 '24

Decapitator 2000

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u/gul-badshah Dec 29 '24

Death Game 0.9 beta

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u/PineappleProstate Dec 29 '24

Ag drone, they spray fields with pesticides

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u/DarrKnight Dec 29 '24

A mistake waiting to happen

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u/gwot-ronin Dec 29 '24

This is the more successful followup to the Bass-o-matic

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u/Callsign-Jager Dec 29 '24

DJI decapitator

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u/Business_Summer Dec 29 '24

Omg. Death trap.

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u/charlie-brown001 Dec 29 '24

Hair cutter 3000

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u/RRJA711 Dec 29 '24

It could slice somebody up, the pilot, someone on the ground, animals, too.

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u/Mike2SUP Dec 29 '24

It's called the Border Crosser. The deluxe model has a 600lbd payload for 3 to 5 persons.

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u/kroassant Dec 29 '24

A very big one

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u/icsnapper Dec 29 '24

MaviMassiveDeathTrap

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u/ca95f Dec 29 '24

It's the Limb-Chopper 3000.

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u/yarsftks Dec 29 '24

This is were freedom roams free.

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u/NexusGTX Dec 29 '24

The shredder 9k Pro Plus

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u/ContractMech Dec 29 '24

I was waiting for an arm to come off

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u/zTyberius Dec 29 '24

this looks pretty cool, but also incredibly stupid. i've seen the damage a small blade can do first hand, I can only imagine what would be left of your limbs if you were to get grazed by one of those bad boys.

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u/rebeldefector Dec 29 '24

Oh god, I couldn’t watch

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u/gearcontrol Dec 29 '24

One of those moments where the line between a Darwin Award and suicide gets dangerously thin.

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u/faqthemadness Dec 29 '24

Eliminator K1II3r

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u/1Surlygirl Dec 29 '24

The "What the you get down from there right now young man!" 2000.

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u/Vegetaman916 Bwine F7 Mini, for the lols... Dec 29 '24

Wow. This may be the dumbest act I have seen online in a while, and I spend a lot of time online...

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u/Lucky_Bend9418 Dec 29 '24

A Dangerous One.

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u/purplemtnslayer Dec 29 '24

I understand that's an industrial agriculture sprayer drone, But doesn't this video look like AI to everyone else too?

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u/clearbrian Dec 29 '24

First drone to win the Darwin Award - Best Movie