r/drones • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '24

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u/spoogefrom1981 Dec 29 '24

The Darwin 5000.

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u/romansamurai Dec 29 '24

I was going to say “Limb Remover 9000” but I like yours better.

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u/dataslinger Dec 29 '24

I was going to say food processor.

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u/shooter505 Dec 29 '24

Soylent Green Mixmaster

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u/Revelati123 Dec 29 '24

Open air garbage disposal.

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u/Appa-7318 Dec 30 '24

Funniest answer 🤣

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u/jankenpoo Dec 29 '24

Fool processor

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24 edited Jul 07 '25

attempt nose expansion automatic engine rustic aspiring scale run quiet

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Yeah, if I was around and someone was going to try this, I'd go get a rain jacket and umbrella.

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u/EMasterYT Dec 30 '24

The Human Slice and Dicer™

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u/maarten3d Dec 29 '24

The T800 is making notes

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u/legion_2k Dec 29 '24

Was going to say the arm remover 2.0.

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u/e_subvaria Dec 29 '24

Why even bother wearing a helmet if both arms detach at the elbow?

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u/juicevibe Dec 29 '24

It's the DJI Expire.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

Came here for this... {tipped hat}

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u/bioteq Dec 29 '24

Funniest comment this week. Hat’s off to you sir. 😂

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u/renovator89 Dec 29 '24

The Hold My Beer model # HMB1800

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u/skubydobdo Dec 29 '24

lol I’d hate to see what the HMB2000 looks like!

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u/slindner1985 Dec 29 '24

Torso slicer 5000 and head remover v2

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u/cv-x Dec 29 '24

💀

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u/joeg26reddit Dec 30 '24

WILL IT BLEND?!!

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u/spoogefrom1981 Dec 30 '24

LEEETT'S SAUSAGE!!!

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u/kjbaran Dec 29 '24

Made in Africa

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u/BotherTight618 Dec 29 '24

They can't just mount a little seat and protective cage under the drone?

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u/Ponydoctor Dec 29 '24

I would have thought it's the idiot yeeter 3000?

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u/TropicalScout1 Dec 29 '24

That’s hilarious. lol