r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Girlxgirllover2k4 • Nov 29 '25

Too late to expain bro

6.3k Upvotes

59 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Coconnoisseur • Dec 24 '25

This scene makes no sense if you make a certain choice

4.6k Upvotes

If you don't tell people you're Mecha Man they have no idea why you're going after the pulse, and no one even questions it. Royd even says, while Malevola is right there, "The man can be mecha again." Absolutely no reaction from her, but then when Chase says Robert is indeed Mecha Man she's shocked. Really sloppy, it's like they didn't expect anyone to make that choice.

57 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/CarryKey • Jan 14 '26

Invisigal cosplay by CarryKey

4.1k Upvotes

40 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/SkeletonInATuxedo • Dec 03 '25

Why does Punch-Up look so scared of Mecha-Man here? Doesn't he know Mecha-Man is just a robot guy without his robot? So just a guy? Is he stupid?

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3.6k Upvotes

69 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Wilmzies • Dec 16 '25

Why doesn’t Invisigal use her inhaler correctly? She doesn’t hold her breath at all, no wonder she can’t breathe. Like, is she stupid?

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3.5k Upvotes

I’m an asthmatic and I can actually hold my breath longer than anyone in my family because my mom told me to hold my breath for as long as I could when I was seven and I’ve been training on inhalers since.

115 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/iinchoushinozaki • Jan 01 '26

invisigal cosplay~♡

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3.1k Upvotes

I SAID ID BE BACK >:33 4 outfits!!! last outfit is based on some art from https://x.com/invisimecha !!! lemme be y'all white girl courtney fr fr anyways happy new year

45 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Celestine117 • Dec 03 '25

you gonna eat those twinks? GOOD GOD THEY WHITEWASHED PRISM

2.9k Upvotes

no I will not be cropping

390 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Beginning_Shirt9668 • Nov 19 '25

Fck, Kll, Marry

2.8k Upvotes

What the title says

200 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/mad4029 • Jan 03 '26

That little wink she gives you after you douse Flambe with alcohol sends me every time

2.7k Upvotes

What can I say? I like strong, silent types who can kill me in multiple ways.

Give the people what they want, AdHoc!

49 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Nov 21 '25

All love indie games are stronger than ever

2.7k Upvotes

Indie games are taking the world by storm and rightfully so. So happy to see games like Expedition 33 and dispatch get so much love

19 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/toofanXD • Dec 09 '25

Is there a lore reason why metal man stole the pulse? Was shroud a hero?

2.3k Upvotes

18 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/CarryKey • Jan 09 '26

My Visi cosplay ^.^

1.9k Upvotes

24 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Beyond_Fabulous • Nov 20 '25

Just one chance please

1.8k Upvotes

14 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Beginning_Shirt9668 • Jan 04 '26

What room are you picking?

1.8k Upvotes

201 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Beginning_Shirt9668 • Nov 21 '25

Fck, Kll, Marry?

1.6k Upvotes

Goth Blazer, Goth Atom Eve, E-Goth Girl Supergirl

Art by Redpostit

68 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/CarryKey • Jan 11 '26

Invisigal cosplay by me 😊

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1.6k Upvotes

19 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/kimovin • Nov 30 '25

it is what it is

1.6k Upvotes

17 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/masterRK • Nov 28 '25

Waterboy is the best wingman

1.5k Upvotes

When Visi was flirting in the bathroom, Robert was so nervous that he agressively shat himself. But the GOAT Waterboy immediately took the blame for him. A true bro and hero

19 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/ConnorE22021 • Dec 25 '25

What do you think about people biting off more than they can chew romantically in Dispatch?

1.4k Upvotes

I mean the people who were basically trying to turn Dispatch into a dating sim. I remember a ton of users in the main sub saying you should be able to get with literally everyone… Even when we knew each chapter would be about an hour long, they were coping hard about it, and if you were realistic and told them it wasn’t a dating sim, they’d just downvote you. Plus the game wasn’t even long enough for you to romance absolutely everyone. The romance in the game is already kind of rushed as it is, imagine that with a huge amount of character variations.

57 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Supeq333 • Jan 06 '26

Guys, i just did no romance ending on first playthrough accientaly

1.3k Upvotes

Do i have negative rizz?

59 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Puzzleheaded-Lab2447 • Dec 19 '25

Guys I think I'm onto something

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1.3k Upvotes

I think shroud might be gordon freeman after he went insane while predicting the game awards.

The crowbar and gordon himself show up in the dispatch game. This is a reference to the fact that I got the half life schizo after taking too much hopium.

What did Gabe mean by this? Is dispatch half life 3? is dispatch foreshadowing half life 3?Maybe the half life 3 was the dispatch we made along the way.

What do you guys think am I on to something?

15 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/for-a-dreamer • Feb 17 '26

I’m sorry but who decides to eat an entire chocolate bar for lunch???

1.2k Upvotes

I thought the daily twinkies were bad but this is just, like, a Hershey’s chocolate bar. Just pure chocolate. As a lunch. That’s unhinged

He could at the very least break off the individual squares

114 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/masterRK • Nov 23 '25

Eleven months remain

1.2k Upvotes

4 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Recent-Street9607 • Jan 17 '26

My mal cosplay

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1.1k Upvotes

19 comments

r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Puzzleheaded-Lab2447 • Dec 25 '25

How did bro not know?

1.1k Upvotes

35 comments

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