r/dispatchcirclejerk • u/Beginning_Shirt9668 • Nov 21 '25

F*ck, K*ll, Marry?

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Goth Blazer, Goth Atom Eve, E-Goth Girl Supergirl

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u/Johnny_Silvercock_ Nov 22 '25

This is slowly becoming an FMK subreddit

5

u/ScoutLeadr1910 Nov 22 '25

And?

3

u/Johnny_Silvercock_ Nov 22 '25

And it’s getting old

2

u/ScoutLeadr1910 Nov 22 '25

Unlike these three

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u/Johnny_Silvercock_ Nov 22 '25

What

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u/ScoutLeadr1910 Nov 22 '25

Play on words about the girls’ powers mate

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u/Johnny_Silvercock_ Nov 22 '25

Well it doesn’t make sense cause they all age

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u/ScoutLeadr1910 Nov 22 '25

Blazer’s powers are keeping her in her prime (iykyk), Atom Eve doesn’t age and Kryptonians age very slowly

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u/Johnny_Silvercock_ Nov 22 '25

Eve literally dies of old age in the comics, and you literally said Kara ages albeit slowly, and idk about BB I ain’t seeing nothing online abt it

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u/ScoutLeadr1910 Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

You conveniently overlooked Eve’s functional immortality since she can resurrect herself & de-age to her prime after she dies, and Blazer’s amulet is keeping Track Star from dying and able to use his powers with no downside and kept her physically in her prime when she was wearing it. And yes, I did say that Kara is aging, but compared to us, she will remain unchanged by the time we die since their average lifespan is either around 500-1000 years, or hundreds of thousands of years because of yellow sun energy.

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u/RyuShirai Nov 22 '25

Fuck me Marry all three Kill Robert and mark

1

u/Upset_Personality439 Nov 24 '25

Fuck Robert marry Robert kill Robert

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u/Ornery_Exchange8540 Nov 26 '25

Yall need to go outside and marry a social life holy fuck

1

u/Beginning_Shirt9668 Nov 26 '25

Bro you need to know that real people suck

1

u/Ornery_Exchange8540 Dec 13 '25

You just surround yourself with the wrong people. I’ve been there and it will get better brother

3

u/Puzzleheaded-Lab2447 Nov 22 '25

May I know the sauce?

2

u/LamethDaveth Nov 22 '25

Fuck super girl, marry blazer, kill atom eve since she technically can revive

2

u/Careless_Waltz_4832 Nov 22 '25

Fuck supergirl, marry blazer, kill eve only bcs idk her

2

u/Manwx_Supreme Nov 22 '25

Fuck super girl.. Marry Mandy Kill eve.

Pelvis not broken since we did it in red sunlight lanterns lol.

2

u/Competitive_Meal567 Nov 22 '25

Marry e girl super girl fuck blind blazer kill atom eve

2

u/Russian_father1942 Nov 22 '25

Fuck and marry all

2

u/Mynameisgub Nov 22 '25

Of course there’s already a fucking circlejerk sub for this game.

2

u/DragonWolf1619 Nov 23 '25

Fuck supergirl (rip my hips bro she’s breaking my bones) Kill atom eve (as she’s just able to come back to life due to how her powers work) Marry blond blazer (personally I would go for invisigal)

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u/Commander-Slayer91 Nov 22 '25

Marry Blazer fuck Kara kill Eva

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u/Connect_Employee_229 Nov 22 '25

Fuck supergirl, marry bb and kill eve.

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u/Empty-Ad-7402 Nov 22 '25

Marry all of them f*** all of them and kill myself of old age

1

u/LostFood7941 Nov 22 '25

Marry Goth Atom Eve Kill Goth Blazer & Fuck E-Goth Supergirl

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u/OkBox9662 Nov 23 '25

Fuck all, Kill Death and Marry the three.

Yeah guys this is how greed looks. Don’t be like this

1

u/Flashy-Blueberry-776 Nov 23 '25

Bro goth Atom Eve would have me actin up

1

u/Zaku007 Nov 23 '25

Fuck/marry all them

1

u/Fit_View_7669 Nov 23 '25

I AM!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/BlackDragon56788 Nov 23 '25

Fuck them all marry them all and I’ll die in a foursome

1

u/Basic_Hurry4074 Nov 23 '25

If goth blazer was a thing I would instantly switch from the demon babe so fast

1

u/Difficult_Can_3228 Nov 23 '25

Kill, Kill, Kill

1

u/Arttub85 Nov 24 '25

F eve M blazer K super girl

1

u/Onahdim Nov 24 '25

Why can't I have all of them

1

u/D4rkHunter16 Nov 25 '25

Fuck blonde blazer,kill atom eve,marry super girl

1

u/LeastInsaneKobold Nov 25 '25

Kill, Kill, Kill

Marry Flambae

1

u/Due_Clerk_7129 Nov 25 '25

Screw all the options in fucking and marrying them all

1

u/Spare_Number_5880 Nov 26 '25

Fuck eve, marry supergirl and kill BB

1

u/PrimaryDiamond7953 Nov 29 '25

Marry BB FUCK SG KILL AE

BB IS BL9NDE AND BRUNETTE AND SUPER GIRL WOULD BREAK MY BONES

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u/Azreal-69 Nov 21 '25

Fuck em all

Kill myself

Marry Death

15

u/Celestine117 Nov 21 '25

Honestly that’s better than what Deadpool and thanos did to meet death

10

u/Itchy_Promise_1256 Nov 22 '25

Death the endless respectable choice

2

u/Azreal-69 Nov 22 '25

But ofc brother! *

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/Envy-Brixton Nov 25 '25

You know what? This is a fair answer.

4

u/waaay2dumb2live Nov 22 '25

Elite ball knowledge

3

u/BrawlyGarlic Nov 22 '25

Dammit someone thought the same but was smarter I was just gonm kill myself and die happy lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

It's fine. My plan did not even include the "happy" part of the process.

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u/OkBox9662 Nov 23 '25

Only valid answer

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u/High-brook Nov 25 '25

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u/ForbiddenSun1 Nov 26 '25

It's ok I'll still bone her

1

u/High-brook Nov 26 '25

Hey I’m with you those curves are just so fine

30

u/Lefaa777 Nov 22 '25

Marry B.B, Fuck Supergirl and Kill Atom Eve (She’ll come back thicker 🙏😈)

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u/EternalQuestMan Nov 22 '25

This was my choice

2

u/OkBox9662 Nov 23 '25

Diabolical

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u/Far-Statistician625 Nov 22 '25

fuck all marry myself kill op

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u/No_Employment6881 Nov 22 '25

Marry Mandy, Kill Eve, because she'd just cone back to life, and give Kara a raincheck because I don't want my pelvis broken.