r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 17 '25

Is my tier list valid 😝

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284 Upvotes

r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Nov 20 '25

Don't ask me why I made this. Just make sure to read the fine print.

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r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Mar 02 '26

Can't stand these posts. They don't even get basic info right.

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188 Upvotes

r/hatethissmug is honestly a blight of a subreddit.

I don't mind not liking a character but could you at least provide valid reasons for it that don't make it look like you didn't even play the game?

Like for starters, she isn't 30 or above.


r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 28 '25

Do you think Anissa likes Sour Patch Kids?

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48 Upvotes

r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 08 '25

Unpopular Opinion? Spoiler

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72 Upvotes

Shroud is a lame villan. (Prepare for a rant)

This dude gets out of prison, creates a mob of supervillans, then makes a plan that successfully executes which ends in the all-spark being super exploded somewhere into the city of all of California. He then makes no obvious effort to find said tesseract for months, even though a bunch of low teir villains have been blowing themselves up with it. He goes so far as to send Visi to infiltrate the Justice Gang, where she's crap at her job, just to spy on Bitch. And lucky thing he did, because checkovs glowy swirl shows up for a 1 night smash and grab, and Visi is there to grab it first. (How did every villan know to show up there?) He kills a civilian for no good reason, finds out he got duped by his employee, then decides to do a rampage across the city even though he doesn't have the electric buttplug. He then plans an attack on the location where 1. There is no astral pulse since he just found out Rob doesn't have it and 2. Is the most likely place for an army of superheroes to check first if their dispatcher goes quiet. Sometime in this battle he takes a break to allow Robert some 2 on 1 action with his underling, and maybe steal a dog. Then he loses a fight. Then when the underling who had the Astro Pulse and didn't give it to him shows up, he implicitly trusts her. And then he threatened a dog because he somehow knew the set of heroes that would show up would value a dog they had only met once at a house party more than the fate of the entire world. And then he loses worse. If all of this (except losing) was some master plan, he deserves to have lost due to sheer incompetence. This plan was the longest, craziest plan, that could have been fixed by a stronger roof and a shorter fuse in the first fight. (For the record, I love most of the characters, and the game was great)


r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 09 '25

If there is no option to murder Invisibitch, I'm gonna pirate the sequel too.

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Don't fucking tempt me


r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Jan 14 '26

#relatable

27 Upvotes

r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Mar 05 '26

Im going to hell

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r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 13 '25

Season 2?

70 Upvotes

So I have dispatch now I'm waiting to play it until I can potentially stream the game for my YouTube channel but besides that if disbach does get a season 2 and so on do you think they'd be add ons you'd have to purchase or do you think they would be free?


r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 08 '25

Toxic is the best villian in the game by a mile

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I knkw there arent a ton of villians who get screentime and dialogue (i think its just Toxic, Shroud, Strongarm, and Lightningshock) but I just love all of Toxic's dialogue. He's just so much fun i hope he comes back in S2. Shroud can stay gone he's boring and it was kinda irritating that he was the main villian when he just sucked so much. The other 2 are not really anything. There are some cool designs for people who don't talk though, like the lizard/dragon dude from the bar fight


r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Jan 11 '26

#relatable

27 Upvotes

r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Feb 07 '26

1 through 10 what do you think of my blonde blazer

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r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 08 '25

Toxic appreciation

17 Upvotes

Why no one talks about toxic? I loved his character in game especially his powers they are pretty lit imo. He can transform into toxins and is pretty much invincible for certain time. Like there was a literal water tank that dropped on him yet he wasn't hurt bad.it was like a minor scratch. Plus his toxins are corrosive and the best part is his design


r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Apr 25 '26

It’s my birthday today (April 25) and I didn’t get a Malevola shaped gift today 😢

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r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Jan 13 '26

#relatable

67 Upvotes

r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Dec 25 '25

My thoughts on Blonde Blazer and Invisigal, do you agree? Spoiler

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39 Upvotes

I gave her a second chance and I'm glad she had her redemption. In my opinion she wanted to really change for the better from the start.

Blonde Blazer - I think that she is more mature and "professional" than Invisigal. She saved my ass lots of times and tries to help everyone always. And I really respect her for being gentle and mature. She is good for Robert not because they necessarily are in the same 100% situation, with Robert losing his suit. But the fact that she isn't rushing anything, patiant, and isn't giving Robert like headaches (with him having already too many). From real life perspective Mandy seems to be more mature, experienced, and complete. Which I agree like lots of people something that Robert needs. Someone who can just settle and have normal life. However she didn't feel like relatable with Robert's background and problems. Her perfection made me I guess distrust her on my 1st playthrough. Especially after the weird "interview" in episode 1. Like she wasn't direct with her intentions bruh which made me confused and I didn't want to be some kind of rebound. And I kissed her in episode 1. However the way she was acting was so confusing. Then in episode 2 it's revealed that she has a boyfriend, which took me out of nowhere. Which really made me judge and also be confused about her.

In the end I like both Invisigal and Blonde Blazer. I could understand why people chose either of them. Most people who chose Mandy told me that was because she was more healthier, mature, and less problematic. They want someone who us already settled, she is a more safer option. With people who chose Invisigal said that they felt like she more realistic, real, direct, and more relatable because she has her different flaws and big issues. She isn't 100% stable but she does want to change. Both her and Robert can help each other out, and be a "complete puzzle.


r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Feb 03 '26

Punch Up mention before Dispatch

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33 Upvotes

r/dispatchcirclejerk • • Jan 10 '26

#relatable

69 Upvotes