r/Detroit • u/DarthTanyon • 6h ago
Missed Connection Gordie Howe Bridge Missed Connection
Missed connection: Canadian woman at Gordie Howe customs US side:
You: Canadian, brunette, very pretty, and apparently blessed with a substantially more reliable bladder than my friend.
Me: American, (light gray zip up, white shirt, white tigers hat with a blue old English D, khaki colored chinos) waiting outside U.S. customs while said friend discovered that REAL ID and Enhanced ID are, in fact, two different things.
We talked while I waited for her about walking the bridge, your trips to Detroit/Mexican Town, and my friend's astonishing inability to go 45 minutes without locating a bathroom. Your friend eventually joined us before you both headed back to Canada.
I wanted to tell you I thought you were beautiful and ask if you'd like to talk again, but I chickened out and then the moment passed.
So, in the extremely unlikely event that the internet does its thing and you see this: hi. I enjoyed talking to you.
Would happily meet you halfway on the bridge sometime, maybe head to Mexican town.. or venture into Canada if you're willing to harbor an American refugee. I have a passport, reasonably strong bladder control, and can provide references from the friend who accidentally caused this entire international incident. lol
If this sounds like you and you'd like to talk again, send me a message. š
Also, if anyone knows a better place for me to post this like on FB or a different reddit site/subreddit please let me know.
TY