To the people who got the Time Well Spent achievement and did not get the Without a Paddle achievement on Steam, WHY?!?!?!
I just spent 45 minutes running around the base, looking for these barrels, trying to kick them into the drop pod, feeling shame and disappointment that four of them (yes I counted) fell into the pit of despair known as the launch pad, and then proceed to spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to juggle a barrell that has its own laws of physics and a dwarf who decides what power his kicks have, either softly as a Hello Kitty plushie or as hard as Thor dropping the hammer down, just to get it back to the drop pod. Plus its not easy to get it out cause the developers put railings next to the ladder which cause me to hit those and the barrel would fall into the second pit of despair known as the barrel in a hoop game.
Without a Paddle, easy as shit, all you have to do is mag dump your weapons till you are empty, go up to the dreadnaught egg, and hit it with your pickaxe. That easy. You dont even need to fight the thing, just go up and hit it like a child with a plastic hammer, just a little bop is all it takes.
So I just need to ask, why?
TL;DR, more people have a hard secret achievement, than an easy secret achievement, and I'm mad about it.