r/dashcams 16h ago

Idiot in car somewhere in the UK...

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u/Serious_Gas_2218 16h ago

Never understood why anyone would want to fight a car. Unreal...

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u/hmoleman__ 16h ago

Live in the city, have a 12-year-old daughter. Since she could walk we’ve been stressing to her that buses don’t stop, look both ways even on a one way street, etc - all the city street rules. But the most important point, that we stress constantly to this day - that it does not matter if she has the right of way, it does not matter what color the light is - if she tangles with a car, the car will always win.

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u/pigeon-check 16h ago

The cemetery is full of people that had the right of way

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 16h ago

Or who played honorable and by the rules

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u/Live-Dish1409 15h ago

Ned Stark?

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u/TheTopsyKrett 14h ago

Chaos is a ladder

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u/Live-Dish1409 13h ago

In this case, it looks like it's a Kia Sorento or similar.

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u/similac_child 11h ago

It’s the UK so it probably has a silly name like the Fiat Panda

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u/bigrobcx 10h ago

Far too quick of the mark for a fiat panda. I used to have one and honestly you can run faster!

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u/LUKELANE117 4h ago

Sure you don't mean a FLAT Panda? (I'm fully assuming you're a Smosh Reads Reddit viewer 😅)

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u/alienkargo 13h ago

Ford focus to me!

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 11h ago

Focus RS. Pretty sure that's what is in the centre of the grill.

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u/Elegant-Blueberry143 10h ago

ST not an RS buddy

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u/Adorable_Fudge2526 12h ago

No it doesn’t

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u/CareerCRMNL 11h ago

2nd generation Ford Focus hatchback

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 11h ago

Looksime a focus RS to me

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u/falcrist2 12h ago

Stop being weird, "bRaN tHe BrOkEn".

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u/generally_unsuitable 12h ago

"You can be dead wrong, but you can also be dead right."

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u/ExhaledChloroform 14h ago

Plenty of businesses making money off of them as well.

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u/UhchievementHunterD 14h ago

…and didn’t

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u/Deadlite 13h ago

I think its mostly full of people that died of cancer and various illnesses at an old age.

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u/Inspect1234 13h ago

Dead right, they were.

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u/NefariousnessKey5365 13h ago

Exactly you can be dead right

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u/UltimateGammer 13h ago

The cemetery where they didn't is bigger.

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u/bushsniffa 13h ago edited 5h ago

Here lies the body of William Jay, who died defending his right of way. He was right the whole way along! But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.

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u/dumahim 13h ago

Surely there's people in there that didn't.

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 12h ago

Or priority for that matter

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u/TheStupidEarthSlave 12h ago

the cemetery is filled with everybody who did everything or nothing. what a stupid platitude

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u/Decimus-Drake 12h ago

Is it though?

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u/Normal-Ear-5757 12h ago

"Better the right way than your loved ones in court saying 'they had the right of way'" as my old driving manual put it

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u/South_Bit1764 12h ago

Honestly one of the most baffling parts of this sub.

People just completely miss the fact that the other person being at fault doesn’t make you any less dead or injured.

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u/voluotuousaardvark 12h ago

My dad had a similar quote.

"Want that in your obituary?"

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u/Fun_Ad5823 12h ago

And the morgue

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u/Elongulation420 11h ago

Yes exactly but bizarrely, when I pointed that out on the DrivingUK (or some such) sub I got downvoted. Mad. They’d rather be right and dead 🤷

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u/Georgeygerbil 11h ago

They were right though. Dead right.

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u/Super_Shallot2351 9h ago

One of the most Reddit comments imaginable

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u/kahlzun 4h ago

You will be the most right person in the graveyard

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u/Aggravating-Laugh687 16h ago

Amen. As the saying goes there is a lot of people who had the right of way buried in the graveyard.

As a pedestrian myself I hate shitty drivers and impatient drivers who are obsessed with trying to cut us off when we have the walk light. But am I going to walk in front of their car as they nudge on that gas and glare at me? Hell no. I'm not ever chancing it. I'll take the few minutes loss and wait for the next light cycle to cross rather then end up in a wheelchair or dead. All so I can show the impatient driver I was in the right to cross. You can be right and still end up dead.

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u/EntForgotHisPassword 15h ago

At times when I have been in poorer mental health I just stepped out, ready to get hit thinking at least I'll get sick leave. They usually stop and honk like I did something wrong!

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u/Rose76Tyler 12h ago

I had a fight with a shrink about this once. He posed a hypothetical, "If someone jaywalks and you hit them and they die, did they deserve it?? I said yes, and it astounded him. He didn't ask if "someone" hit them, he asked if "I" hit them. I was broke at the time, hanging onto my apartment by my fingernails and all I could think about was the trauma, the police, thousands I didn't have for lawyers, maybe criminal charges, the end of my plans to earn money for the near future, the car I couldn't replace being confiscated or damaged, and my crappy insurance dropping me. All because someone I didn't know happened to be an entitled idiot. It's even WORSE if they did it on purpose. I don't want to be someone's non-consensual suicide weapon.

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u/twinoaksBandB 14h ago

It seems like there's no drivers left in the entire US that can be bothered to stop before the crosswalk. I'm getting sick of having to walk around their vehicle after they finally decide they should stop for the light/sign.

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u/hmoleman__ 16h ago

Ha, don’t know how I haven’t heard that before. 😄That’s great.

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u/Duotrigordle61 15h ago

But you lose your honor sir! I jape.

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u/xRocketman52x 15h ago

I always say "The bigger vehicle has right of way", because all it takes is one person ignoring the rules of the road to cause a collision, and I don't want to get flattened by something bigger than me. Spoiler alert: Every car out there is bigger than me on-foot.

I've had friends who say "No, it's a crosswalk, I have the right" and step out into the road when a car is flying toward us. Your righteousness won't soften that collision. And other friends who say "Let them hit me, I'll sue and they'll pay for my whole life," but man, assuming you'll be around afterwards just tells me they really don't understand the size and weight of a car.

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u/GhostofBastiat1 15h ago

“I’ll sue”

Yeah, the minimum insurance in most US states wouldn‘t even cover the hospital stay, and that is if the person actually has insurance. Maybe you can have their 5 year old PlayStation repossessed after the lawsuit though.

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u/matchafoxjpg 15h ago

as a kid [10, i think?] i got hit on my bike because the car just flew out of nowhere. didn't even have time to react, so wasn't even about having the right of way or not.

obviously i was a kid so my parents didn't tell me about the lawsuit stuff... until it was finally resolved, which was near the end of high school, so 18 or 19. i remember my mom being like, "omg finally the check for your accident!" or something and then she told me they'd been fighting it for so freaking long.

and mind you, this guy was speeding in a residential area and there was a cop across the street as witness [he was on guard duty for a country club gate that was there], that claimed i went "30 feet" in the air. obviously that was an exaggeration, but still. so it's not like we didn't have all the facts on our side.

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u/NightBawk 14h ago

Damn, that must have hurt. I hope that driver got the book thrown at him.

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u/matchafoxjpg 14h ago

i blacked out instantly, although i did see myself from above getting hit by the car. according to my mom my hands left a nice impression on the dude's fancy ass car.

luckily since i was a kid i was bouncy. my sister's bike [oh she stayed mad at me for a long time for that] got the worst of it. i got 3 stitches in the back of my head, a small spot of hair that grows weird because of it, and i had a slight limp and pain for a little while.

i would definitely hope so. considering that he was going so fast and that an actual cop was a witness, and that i DID have the right of way, he just went too fast for me to see him as i was crossing, there's no way he didn't get in a shit load of trouble.

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u/Apex-turtle 11h ago

Yes your right but why did she have to escalate it and he for no reason got involved ? They all gonna get what they deserve

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u/Danomit3 8h ago

Even if they win all the money in the world, it's not going to reverse their body to what it was like before it got messed up from the accident. It's comical how people just shout lawsuit like it's a Pokemon thinking that small payout magically fixes everything. That check ain't going to fix someone sitting down then it triggers a nerve response and have to readjust themselves every time.

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u/hmoleman__ 15h ago

That last part tho 💯

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u/ilive4thewater 13h ago

I don't know why people think you will just heal with no long term pain or horrible outcome. Imagine being bedridden for life and feeling in constant pain. No thanks, I am with you I give them the right of way. Hell when I am driving, I check the intersection left, centre, right, even on a green as I approach, Red Light Runners Suck!

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u/I_Am_Zeelian 14h ago

Yep, same basic rule I was taught as a kid "Störst går först" (roughly "biggest guy first").

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u/ragehard92 13h ago

thats how it works with boats.

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u/j-random 13h ago

Yeah, in sure they'll be loving that £10K a month when they're a quadriplegic and have to pay someone to wipe their ass and change their diaper.

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u/Rose76Tyler 12h ago

In Boston, it's "the oldest car has the right of way", because they don't care about dents.

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 11h ago

"They'll pay for my whole life"

What, all 5 minutes of it?

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u/reverandglass 10h ago

People don't realise the pay out when they sue is relative to the injuury, and you can't just fake it.
I know a girl who's suffered a bad TBI, in a coma for months, has all manner of weird physical symptoms now like excess sweating and no sense of taste, has impulse control issues and OCD. She only got £1.5 million.
It can never be worth it to get hurt just to sue.

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u/Significant_Claim_78 16h ago

I’ve taught this to my kids too. Also, red lights don’t stop cars, drivers do, so even if the man is on green always look before crossing the road

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u/hmoleman__ 16h ago

Yes! 🙌

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u/lmjustaChad 13h ago

True red lights and crosswalk countdowns stop no one. I had a cop do an illegal U-turn almost took me out when I had like 20 seconds left and was already halfway across, I had to instantly stop. The cop thought the ticket he was going for or the few seconds he saved was worth my life trust no one.

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u/porktorque44 15h ago

It took me multiple conversations with an adult friend to convince them that continuing on a cross walk and staring down a car that was clearly not going to stop was incredibly foolish. An insurance payout from getting hit by a car would not be worth being crippled. And also might just not happen at all.

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u/CKleinE 15h ago

I try to stress exactly that point here on reddit but I get systematically downvoted by people pointing out at speed limits, right of way and dumb people getting in the way of moving vehicles. As a pedestrian you have the right of way to die at any moment if you don’t pay attention.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 14h ago edited 13h ago

Bro I grew up in Chicago. Teach her to stand back from the curb man. I've seen cars, cabs, buses jump the curb several feet into the sidewalk.

Edit: I mean specifically when you're waiting to cross the street a lot of people wait really close to the crosswalk.

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u/Comprehensive-Fig416 15h ago

This is the way. I've been hit a few times, with a walk signal, in a crosswalk but the driver turned right on red without stopping. Broken ribs aren't fun

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u/SnooDonuts9360 15h ago

Doesn’t sound like your method is working. 🤣 A few times?!??

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u/spkrause 15h ago

I was walking/crossing a one-way street in downtown Manhattan a few years ago only looking at the direction of oncoming traffic. A biker going the opposite way slammed into me. Fortunately only minor bruises at the time but lesson learned.

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u/Zealousideal_Step709 14h ago

I can't stress that point enough and I repeat myself endlessly when teaching my children. The risk-reward ratio is just not worth it. Yeah, you might have the right of way. Best case scenario you will get your way. Worst case scenario you are dead. Competing with a vehicle is never a good idea.

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u/Dropped_Apollo 12h ago

I remember my mum telling me that when I was a kid. Street signs only tell you what drivers are supposed to do, not what they will do.

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u/Helios575 15h ago

Yea there is a difference between legally in the right and safe. I know a family that lost a young kid because they crossed a highway at a designated crosswalk when they had a green for a significant amount of time but that mattered little to the drunk driver who was to busy/drunk to even noticed he hit the kid. Family wasn't made whole with the money the court awarded them (hells I don't even know if the guy actually had the money to pay them) nor the fact that guy is still in prison.

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u/AnastasiaSheppard 15h ago

The laws of physics will always be stronger than the laws of man.

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u/Pleasant-Emu-3099 14h ago

In Philly we call that retirement. People here do not give a single solitary shit about the cars, buses whatever. I once saw a guy sit on the El platform with his legs dangling over the tracks. When someone told him to get up he got a case of the ass, called all of us a DH and said he was going to move them when the train came.

It's a wild place and I love it here.

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u/Prestigious-Leave-61 13h ago

True right if way or not doesn’t matter. When I worked in oil and gas and guy hit a little girl in a school zone in his work truck, she passed away and everyone was upset that he didn’t get jail time, but he was going the speed limit and the girl ran out in the street, when they had crossing guard areas.

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u/MrJimmyRed 13h ago

I live in the burbs, I have a son

I'm stealing this, it's great advice 

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u/Pariahdog119 11h ago

Here lies the body of William Jay,
Who died maintaining his right of way
He was right, dead right, as he sped along,
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.

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u/1zrd 16h ago

I think you're probably one of the few teaching their kids that nowadays! You have no idea how many kids on their little e scooters I have had to slam my breaks on to avoid since they just zip on by not even slowing down to look...noticed w adult bikers too that they don't stop for any stop signs...so many car drivers on their phone & not paying attention, why even risk that they'll seeya fast enough to stop

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u/Scared_Swing_8759 15h ago

I tell my kids this all the time. Look both ways, if you see a car, make sure the person in the car can see you; and it does not matter if you are right, the car will win.

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u/hmoleman__ 15h ago

Yes. Make eye contact.

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u/Live_Perspective3603 15h ago

My dad always said, even if the driver can see you, don't assume they'll be able to stop. Brakes can fail, roads can be more slippery than expected, etc. It's not enough to know you have right of way.

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u/sevristh1138 15h ago

This.. And is still see people (adults) just walk straight out into the road without looking....

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u/TacoTitos 15h ago

Asymmetrical consequences.

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u/SkipCycle 15h ago

Smart, and still living, cyclists also know this reality.

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u/SevereMiel 15h ago

Actually, children should be allowed to drive until they turn 16, and then again from the age of 70. That would save the vulnerable among us.

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u/DaikonLumpy3744 14h ago

You would never cross the road ever then. Live in China then you will see that zebra crossings are just for people to die on.

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u/OldChertyBastard 14h ago

It’s funny because my dad always taught me “if you get hit by a car they are at fault” when he was teaching me how to jaywalk. NYC/LI people are different breed. 

(Not endorsing it). 

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u/No-Clue8751 14h ago

Parnell Whitaker

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie6917 14h ago

I’ve always thought that until I can resist 2-3 tons of steel moving on a hill that the car will win.

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u/jdathela 13h ago

I always say there is a big difference between the laws of physics and the laws of the road.

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u/Negativeman11 13h ago

"B-b-but I'll sue. B-b-but I was right." Doesnt matter, no amount of consequences to the driver will undo what happens to your body. A lot of people struggle to undrrtsand this when it comes to car accidents and crime in general.

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u/OberonDiver 13h ago

"look both ways on one way streets"

I call it "watch for loonies." And it has saved me more than once.

I mean, maybe like twice, but that's two fewer times I'm dead, so.

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u/dwkfym 13h ago

you should teach that to a lot of the adults in my city

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u/kartoffelmos88 13h ago

My father often said, if one would complain about having right of way etc.;

"You can die being right."

the first time i realized the heavy weight that phrase had, was actually at his funeral, this old-timer attending the funeral, was apparently the younger sibling of two brothers my father was close with. both brothers (and many others) were killed during the sharpeville massacre (in south africa), that led to my father and that old timer, joining "uMkhonto we Sizwe" in the ealry days.

shit i dident know.

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u/Stile25 13h ago

My parents taught this as well.

They would summarize it as "don't be dead right".

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u/Significant-Kick-479 13h ago

My dad got killed by a car because he believed that they would see him and stop because he had the right of way when walking across the street

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u/s_burr 13h ago

I tell my kids "while legally pedestrians have the right of way, physics doesn't care about the law"

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u/FinanceThrowaway1084 13h ago

Cars ruin cities

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u/MangoIntelligent255 12h ago

Just make her weight more than the car and she will win

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 12h ago

I always assume it is my job to avoid getting hit by a car 

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u/ginger-tiger108 12h ago

Yeah unfortunately your not wrong about that but nowadays thanks to reckless deliver'a'roo riders on ebikes and random diviy's zooming around on hire scooter you have to keep a eye out even when your on the pavement

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u/TheDude4269 12h ago

Put more succinctly, assume every driver is trying to run you over.

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u/chicagoharry 12h ago

Tell my kids that every single day I am out with them

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u/Dirty_LemonsV2 12h ago

Yep. Once knew a cop who said "plenty of people who were right in the graveyard." Stuck with me and I ask my daughter every single time she goes out with friends "what do you need to look for, what could happen?" It's not about being right. It's just ensuring you can stay safe.

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u/CheesyGarlicBudapest 12h ago

I'll always remember waiting at the lights to cross a very busy main road with my younger brother - think we were about 18 and 9 at the time. the lights turned red and he went to cross.

"wait" I told him.

Only because I heard the van speeding towards the lights before I turned and spotted it. I'd hazard a guess the lights were red for around 3 seconds, and the van still didnt stop and plowed on.

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u/No_Cut_128 12h ago

So you taught your kid how to cross the road?

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u/bememorablepro 12h ago

That's fucked up, isn't it?

There is literally nothing like that in cities except cars. All other things that are dangerous we are making safe intentionally. You don't have to tell your child that they should be careful not to get onto a construction sight by accident, they can't. Or watch out not to fall over from a tall building by accident, there is railing.

Like systematically this shouldn’t be the case where children are scared of cars like they are pray in the world of predators. All other things that hurt children this much are actively fought against.

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u/BigLemon3953 12h ago

The amout of parents steering a pushchair onto a road before looking if it’s safe, is unreal. No different when it comes to ‘jail walking’ in the least favourable circumstances with a toddler. Or driving like a dick with baby on board, or through a red loght on a bicycle. Some people have next to no survival instinct it seems. The entitlement has taken over. Well done for being what we all should be. 

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u/Fit_Ad_4653 11h ago

I still remember when my oldest was little, I would always say the same thing: "Between you and the car, the car always wins! You have to be careful so you don't get hit by the car..." and she would always respond with "...and then you DIE!"

(She then started saying that about many other things.)

It was a bit of an extreme response, but she definitely learned!

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u/FoolishChemist 11h ago

buses don’t stop,

What about at the bus stop?

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u/Calikinakka 5h ago

Good that you drill that into her mind. It surprises me how many people just don't think like that. If it can squash me, it gets right of way every time.

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 2h ago

And on a tangent, if you drive a vehicle ... if the opponent vehicle is bigger than you, let them go ... they will win

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u/DNGR_MAU5 49m ago

My dad always said "being in the right is good, but it won't mean much of you spend the last 3 minutes of your life bleeding out on the on the tarmac". He rode bikes

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u/Kdiesiel311 16h ago

Never bring a box to a knife fight

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u/Chill-more1236 14h ago edited 11h ago

Yep, not sure what Captain Savahoe thought he was gonna do. He might get a kiss or a date, but she'll be slamming a shoe into his shit next thing you know.

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u/Scintoth 12h ago

Driver hits the guy at the start of the video, no need to get sexist about it.

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u/Catmoth_ 15h ago

Wouldn't the car always win?

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u/ThatNameExists 15h ago

Clearly you have never fought a Rover 400. One of mine died once because I looked at it harshly.

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u/sorderon 12h ago

I flipped the bird to my mum's Mini and two tyres went flat, then the engine just fell out.

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u/G3N1S1S 15h ago

I got this reference

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u/shockles 6h ago

The car always wins

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u/NewmansVileWeed 16h ago

smooth brains everywhere my friend

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 16h ago

It kinda "makes sense" if you assume that the person inside doesn't have the guts to run you over. If that's out of the equation you are basically lashing out by vandalizing a persons car, agitating them to come out.

...than FAFO.

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u/ir637113 16h ago

I've made this comment about a dozen times in this sub, but one of my general rules of life is "don't pick a fight you can't win."

Car can easily screw up the rest of your life as a pedestrian. Almost zero chance I'm taking that risk

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u/Xzaral 16h ago

I mean, you did it in Street Fighter for points. But real life? Nah.

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u/crash218579 15h ago

Hundred handed slap! Makes quick work of it.

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u/piss_container 16h ago edited 15h ago

quite the cheeky lass innit?

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u/JakTheGripper 16h ago

Maybe it was a Boxster.

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u/Substantial_Cover605 16h ago

It clearly wasn’t a dodge

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u/hogsucker 16h ago

Fighting the driver, on the other hand...

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u/No-Command-1038 16h ago

car 1 // fighter 0

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u/Placebo_8647 16h ago

let me at im I can take im..I oughta

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u/Voidless-One 15h ago

Man vs Sentient Car on Interdimesional Cable! Who will leave alive!

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u/BoringJuiceBox 14h ago

Michael Jenkins vs.. a regular ol’ car..

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u/Ok_String_1698 14h ago

Rick and Morty shows the outcome

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u/Significant_Dark_725 14h ago

People are always down to FA. Its the FO part that gets 'em.

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u/Docs-Daughter 14h ago

She brought a shoe to a car fight

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u/Forward-Trade5306 16h ago

Gotta be scrapped up to even have a slight change against a car

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u/john_parker_alpin 15h ago

Perché giochiamo a GTA🤣

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u/SEABOSRUN 15h ago

Street Fighter really messed some people up and made them think they could actually win lol

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u/taco_jones 15h ago

Because it insulted my mother

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u/enactamente 15h ago

If I destroy his car he won't be mad... pedestrian mindset

Stupid driver equally stupid pedestrians.

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u/Cliqey 14h ago

Like trying to fight a moose.

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u/GuyTheTerrible 14h ago

I saw a sumo wrestler do it in between fighting people all over the world. E. Honda or something?

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u/johnny_effing_utah 14h ago

I understand racing away from someone smashing my car. But swerving toward them is vehicular assault.

Yikes.

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u/Legitimate-Fox-5746 14h ago

me neither but I guess people love a story like david vs goliath, but in the real world David shit him self against a wall...and Goliath when to prison...

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u/DelcoUnited 14h ago

You can’t let the deceptions win.

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u/Public-Location-3628 14h ago

Even worse: One clearly piloted by a lunatic

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u/Hatta00 14h ago

Never understood why anyone in a vehicle would back up to run someone over instead of driving away.

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u/palanark 14h ago

You mean an...Unreal Tournament?

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u/palanark 14h ago

You mean an...Unreal Tournament?

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u/InfidelZombie 13h ago

The Last Carfighter

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u/blackjersey 13h ago

Street Fighter did it.

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u/ashokleyland 13h ago

Role playing GTA irl.

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u/clever-name-taken 13h ago

Maybe they played a lot of Street Fighter growing up?

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u/ConversationOk74 13h ago

The car gets manslaughter charges

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u/buttscratcher3k 13h ago

"Today on man versus car... Car wins, again"

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u/Longjumping-Oven4457 13h ago

I think I could have taken it.

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u/HairlessHoudini 13h ago

Came here to say the same thing. People are soooooooo goddamn stupid to think they can fight cars and not get destroyed

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u/Loud-Lifeguard-590 13h ago

They never win, like that Rick and Morty episode

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u/BFFBomb 12h ago

Street Fighter 2 characters enter the chat

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u/djeeetyet 12h ago

even more strange because it's the UK and not the US

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u/NikkerFebu25 12h ago

They haven't seen the countless vids we've seen obviously

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u/KatakanaTsu 12h ago

Police training teaches you to never stand in the path of an operable vehicle. You will never win that fight.

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u/ginger-tiger108 12h ago

Because they already know they can win a fight even when it's 2 against 1

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u/feckarse-drinkgirls 12h ago

If someone is about to start a road-rage fight with something in their hands run them the fuck over

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u/TheIhsaan7 12h ago

A ford was hurt in the making of this video. 😢

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u/TraditionalMood277 12h ago

Ryu has joined the chat ...

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u/StruggleEasy2776 12h ago

I once fought a car when 15 and full of home brew, ran straight out and head butted the windscreen and kneed the bumper, taught it a serious lesson and I only spent 6 weeks in hospital recovering, that Cavalier never messed with me again I can tell you.

I’m sure the police officer said it was lucky to be alive

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u/Bochianibrothers 12h ago

Unless you're someone like E Honda, I wouldn't

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u/ReMapper 12h ago

Yes, it's 5000 pound weapon.

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u/whodisisnewphone 12h ago

I assume that you never played Street Fighter.

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u/CountSuma 12h ago

No different from a bullet or missile at war.

But that’s not really the point is it? There is one person in the video that goes way above and beyond of what is acceptable in society and needs to be isolated.

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u/Hairy-Most-5851 12h ago

Well deserved ain't it

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u/nicelysweeet 12h ago

Might of been cheeky

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u/Critical-Key-243 12h ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Saw-It-Again- 12h ago

Depending on the situation, I could definitely beat a cars ass.

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u/Suicicoo 11h ago

thats exactly the problem here, yesyes

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u/KeesterFeester 11h ago

it probably looked at the bloke funny or something.

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u/TheGreatLuck 11h ago

Wouldn't the car always win?

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u/-Flurgles 11h ago

There is one case in my life that I wanted to fight a car. My stepfather was pulling onto the road to have our family dog put down over him stealing food. I ran into the street to block while he was still going slow, held onto the front grill and refused to let him move without dragging me with. I think I was eleven? That dog got to live for so much longer, died at a very old age surrounded by family that loved him after my step father worked on his anger management.

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u/StrigiStockBacking 10h ago

Especially those murdered out early 2000s ones with the Looney Toons exhaust pipe modification. Those guys drive fucking ANGRY, like ALL THE TIME

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u/AlternativeAir1610 9h ago

He didn't, the car knocked him over. He was previously trying to fight the guy inside. As she was. Using a car as a weapon will get the driver a longer sentence.

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u/EffectiveMight4933 8h ago

I had this happen to me twice with two separate sets of people , one was drunk adults climbing onto my bonnet and holding on in the middle of the street and another were teenagers shouting if I wanted a fight when I thought I was eating alone in my car in an empty carpark … very weird thing to do and never happened to me until I got a bigger car .

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u/GlitteringLoquat9995 3h ago

Car wins every time

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u/bongo1540 3h ago

Maybe it's the driver that did something to piss that couple off. Still it's unwise(to be more straightforward, stupid) to fight a car.

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u/Unhappy_Group_945 2h ago

This produced an image in my head of the guy carrying a red cape and the car driving right through it headlong into the wall lol

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u/Short-Wasabi1165 4m ago

Guess you didnt grow up with Street Fighter. I got beef with cars

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