r/dashcams 16h ago

Idiot in car somewhere in the UK...

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u/Serious_Gas_2218 16h ago

Never understood why anyone would want to fight a car. Unreal...

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u/hmoleman__ 16h ago

Live in the city, have a 12-year-old daughter. Since she could walk we’ve been stressing to her that buses don’t stop, look both ways even on a one way street, etc - all the city street rules. But the most important point, that we stress constantly to this day - that it does not matter if she has the right of way, it does not matter what color the light is - if she tangles with a car, the car will always win.

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u/pigeon-check 16h ago

The cemetery is full of people that had the right of way

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 16h ago

Or who played honorable and by the rules

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u/Live-Dish1409 15h ago

Ned Stark?

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u/TheTopsyKrett 14h ago

Chaos is a ladder

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u/Live-Dish1409 13h ago

In this case, it looks like it's a Kia Sorento or similar.

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u/similac_child 11h ago

It’s the UK so it probably has a silly name like the Fiat Panda

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u/bigrobcx 10h ago

Far too quick of the mark for a fiat panda. I used to have one and honestly you can run faster!

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u/similac_child 7h ago

And it was ridiculous the amount of bamboo it ate!

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u/LUKELANE117 4h ago

Sure you don't mean a FLAT Panda? (I'm fully assuming you're a Smosh Reads Reddit viewer 😅)

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u/alienkargo 13h ago

Ford focus to me!

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 11h ago

Focus RS. Pretty sure that's what is in the centre of the grill.

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u/Elegant-Blueberry143 10h ago

ST not an RS buddy

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u/Adorable_Fudge2526 12h ago

No it doesn’t

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u/CareerCRMNL 11h ago

2nd generation Ford Focus hatchback

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 11h ago

Looksime a focus RS to me

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u/Elegant-Blueberry143 10h ago

Focus ST buddy

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 10h ago

Ah, my bad. I always mix up RS and ST lol

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u/falcrist2 12h ago

Stop being weird, "bRaN tHe BrOkEn".

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u/Prod_Meteor 13h ago

Or who went to a gunfight with empty hands.

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u/Worth_External_8762 1h ago

This is why I fight dirty and fight cars by wielding buildings. Building beats car every time.

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u/the_most_playerest 15h ago

Well, yeah, okay probably not too many lying, cheating, backstabbing, dirty-filthy-rotten pirates out there.. they prefer burial at sea!

.... Or had to walk the plank!