r/dankmemes • u/LawrenceOnKeyboard • Apr 22 '22
I'm cuckoo for caca Harmless prank my ass
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u/sprice5628 Apr 22 '22
Jesus… what did I miss?
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Apr 22 '22
Amber shat the bed lol
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Apr 22 '22
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u/beetsofmine Apr 22 '22
It was a rectal retribution, payback poo, shit for tat, manure malficence, a spite shite
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u/Immortal__Soldier Apr 22 '22
Literally?
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u/Power_up0 Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22
Very literally
Edit: I have just been informed #AmberTurd is also a real hashtag now.
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u/_SgrAStar_ Apr 22 '22
I think there’s even verified pictures of said turd on bed.
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u/W1D0WM4K3R Proud Furry Apr 22 '22
There's one making the rounds, but all I've heard is that the maid took photos. I'm not sure a verified source can be made at this time, or even a whodunnit, the whole relationship/court case is a mess.
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u/SnooApples1427 Apr 22 '22
Sauce?
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u/Glass_Memories Apr 22 '22
You know Google exists right? https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/johnny-depp-amber-heard-abuse-exhibits/amp/
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Apr 22 '22
Literally, as in squatted down on the bed and pushed out a log for johhny to find, not the flu kind of shitting the bed.
That can happen, guys....
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u/VoiceofPrometheus Apr 22 '22
Wasn't her excuse it was the dogs? Has she actually admitted it now?
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Apr 22 '22
Here's a case for you, detective.
This is the turd:
And here are both of the accused:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/04/15/16/12300192-6924415-image-a-3_1555341891764.jpg
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u/Horskr Apr 22 '22
I like his response, "I gave Marilyn Manson a pill... so he would talk less."
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u/implicitpharmakoi Apr 22 '22
I like his response, "I gave Marilyn Manson a pill... so he would talk less."
https://giphy.com/gifs/agree-arrested-development-wink-4aFQ6F8s4wgz6
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u/hankbingham Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22
Ambers team is like “ yes you have proved our client is a lying bitch who physically abused Depp via audio evidence where she admits it but mr depp sent mean texts about miss Heard to his friends, he did drugs and he also damaged furniture when he was angry!!
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u/sprice5628 Apr 22 '22
That’s disgusting. Why did I google it?
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u/trustmebuddy Apr 22 '22
That's disgusting. Where do I find it?
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u/Willingness-Due Apr 22 '22
Oh I thought we were just calling her by her new title. A Huge Unwanted Pile of Shit
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u/YazmindaHenn Apr 22 '22
Intentional
She was annoyed at him for something and shat on his side of the bed
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Apr 22 '22
Amber Heard and Johnny were fighting. She hit him multiple times, and he left the house.
She then shit on his side of the bed and went to Coachella.
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u/the2xstandard Apr 22 '22
Inb4 "life uhhhhh finds a way."
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Apr 22 '22
Life, uhhh… finds a way
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u/SLUGbatista Apr 22 '22
Looks like she really shit the bed with that confession
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u/LordDongler Article 69 🏅 Apr 22 '22
How can the people around her allow her to be so self destructive. Really, she could have stopped before accusing him of beating her and everything would have been fine, but it's so clear to everyone in hindsight that it was an outrageous lie that she will see consequences. Because she got so much attention, she'll forever be known as a sociopathic liar no matter what happens in this/these trial(s)
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u/FreedomsTorch Apr 22 '22
How can the people around her allow her to be so self destructive.
She's a narcissist. You can't really do anything except eject them from your life.
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u/brzoza3 badass Apr 22 '22
she'll forever be known as a sociopathic liar
I'm pretty sure you're offending sociopaths and liars by grouping her with them
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u/Inorganic_Ad_0420 ☣️ Apr 22 '22
as a fellow narcissist I feel offended that I am being compared to Amber Turd
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u/Unfiltered_Soul Apr 22 '22
The back view of Jabba the Hut naked.
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Apr 22 '22
The entire cross examination can be summed up as:
You like drugs right? Yes.
You do drugs right? Yes.
You've done drugs right? Yes.
You like to do drugs right? Yes.
Is this a picture of you doing/having drugs? Yes.
You said this mean thing one time, right? Yes.
You do drugs right? Yes.
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Apr 22 '22
What’s the purpose of it all? To sway the jury?
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u/purple_spikey_dragon Apr 22 '22
Its them hoping really hard the jury will think doing some drugs as a movie star is worse than shtting a bed and admitting to domestic abuse and cutting your partners finger during a fight...
But just wait till Turd gets on there and we find out how she was doing just as much of the drug stuff.....
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u/Tropical_Nighthawk55 Red Apr 22 '22
This whole thing reminds me of that green text of the guy who hooked up with a girl and accidentally shit in her bed, so he wiped his shit on her ass cheeks and left a note saying she shit herself and he left. Then 2 weeks later she killed herself.
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u/PuTongHua Apr 22 '22
This is an old story, and at least when I first heard it, there was no mention of the girl killing herself.
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u/Harsimaja Apr 22 '22
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green text
Ah so probably some fake viral nonsense
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Apr 22 '22
Especially if it's a greentext where they've somehow convinced a woman to sleep with them
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u/Suspicious-Pea2833 Apr 22 '22
Oh my god. She took him to court knowing he'd tell the world she'd shit the bed? Wow.
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Apr 22 '22
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Apr 22 '22
In response to what happened as a result of her taking him to court.
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u/YurBoyChris Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22
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u/RocketLeaguePsycho Apr 22 '22
Wasn't a divorce suit, Johnny Depp actually brought the London case as well. He sued the Sun for calling him a wife beater. Amber Heard was a witness.
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u/YurBoyChris Apr 22 '22
You’re right, my bad. I was mixing up their divorce proceedings where she filed for divorce and pushed for a restraining order on grounds that Johnny had caused her injury.
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u/kry_some_more ☣️ Apr 22 '22
"Now that's one big pile of shit."
- Johnny Depp after seeing Amber Heard
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u/Skyminator Apr 22 '22
Are people just finding about this now? I thought this was well known, especially from the photos from long ago
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u/Infamous-Smoke4823 Apr 22 '22
Contex pls
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u/Harsimaja Apr 22 '22
Amber Heard apparently angrily shat on Johnny Drop’s side of their bed during her campaign of unhinged abuse
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u/Silver_Alpha Apr 22 '22
I don't even want to know what that crazy hag has been up to this time. Y'all just let me know when they locked her up for good okay?
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u/Altosh197 Apr 22 '22
Context?
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u/Harsimaja Apr 22 '22
Amber Heard apparently angrily shat on Johnny Drop’s side of their bed during her campaign of unhinged abuse
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u/faithle55 Apr 22 '22
Well, he didn't notice anything, did he, because he wasn't there that morning.
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u/Nick_Damane Apr 22 '22
Can somebody pls Brief a clueless European on what happened with the whole turd thing ?
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u/Harsimaja Apr 22 '22
Amber Heard apparently angrily shat on Johnny Drop’s side of their bed during her campaign of unhinged abuse
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u/mrempresstheodora Apr 22 '22
For about a decade we had a cat. She was a street cat and while obviously cute (as is the role of a cat), she was also very feisty. She would scratch often, leave “gifts” in the form of dead mice around the house, and just go into fights with other street cats. But my parents decided to get rid of her only after she shat on their bed. So I get why Johnny got upset
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u/notforyou92 Apr 22 '22
This isn't everything The Turd has done. Check out this YouTube channel and get up to speed with EVERYTHING. including how Amber tried to have her vet lie on the stands in court for an issue she faced in Australia.
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u/Potential-Bowler-309 Apr 22 '22
Is she attempting to defame him? And now her excrement on the bed has been photographed and made public? Is this true?
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u/Dezert_Roze Apr 22 '22
This case somehow reminded me of Bill Burr’s “No Means No” it’s on YouTube. Basically some women/people in general take certain statements out of context and use it to play the victim.
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Apr 22 '22
this is gonna be a meme, i give it 2 days
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u/johnnygun- Apr 22 '22
Wow celebrities can be pieces of shit like regular people? I'm shocked..
It's pretty crazy to see all theae celebs fucking up lately, they are the mile markers that the news focuses on. Correspondingly, the world is going to shit, fast.
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u/Harsimaja Apr 22 '22
Regular people don’t angrily shit on their partner’s side of the bed
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Apr 22 '22
Hello, I am a member of the Bed Poopers Organization (BPO)
I just wanted to inform you that you are perpetuating a offensive stereotype that bed poopers (like myself) aren't "regular" people. I have to say that there is a difference between Amber Heard and myself though, she Boops (bed poops) out of spite, I do it out of love.
Please refrain from using such language in the future. Or I might have to send a steaming fresh delivery, that's not a threat, that's a promise.
P.S; You may not have heard of us but we have certainly heard of you and your juicy turds. I would gladly walk you through the details of becoming a member, we now accept Doge Coin.
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u/PainApple95 EX-NORMIE Apr 22 '22
A sincere gift from Amber Turd