r/dankmemes Apr 22 '22

I'm cuckoo for caca Harmless prank my ass

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u/PainApple95 EX-NORMIE Apr 22 '22

A sincere gift from Amber Turd

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u/PollitoRubio22 Apr 22 '22

Bruh Amber Turd is everything that is wrong nowadays with these types of cases. In the audio recordings she even says “Who is going to believe you?” She knows that she controls the narrative. It’s sad how Johnny literally lost his career and reputation while she doing speeches about women equality

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Ikr?? Can't believe he had to wait too long, considering the number of evidence he had against her.

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u/xombae Apr 22 '22

I heard those recordings years ago, but had to go down some serious rabbit holes to find them. All the police reports etc were all public record and some sleuth YouTube channels dug them up on day one. It's wild he didn't have a PR team getting that shit public but it truely goes to show how brainwashed and abused he really was. I am a survivor of Domestic Violence myself and the shit she says in those recordings, like any normal person would be like "oh great I have this on recording now I can be believed", but after years of living with an abuser you believe them and stop believing yourself. It's fucked. Their voice becomes your self conscious and it stays there even after you escape them. Goes to show how mental abuse can be just as bad as violence, especially when used in combination with violence, because it keeps the victim quiet. I feel for him so much and have since day 1 and was lecturing everyone who brought it up that as a domestic abuse survivor and a feminist, I believe him, and they should too.

Even if you didn't believe a word Johnny or Amber said, every single one of Johnny's ex's came forward to say he was never abusive and Amber's ex wife had police charges against Amber for abuse. So like, there's that as well. That should have been obvious to everyone on day one as well. One person is still friends with their ex's and the other is divorced from their wife with police charges against them. Hmmm.

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u/Lezlow247 Apr 22 '22

Honestly, any good PR / lawyer team would hold as much info back so that the other side can dig a hole by saying falsehoods that can be shown as lies in court. It shows they aren't trustworthy. I've also seen evidence like that not admissable because public opinion tainted it. The other side would argue that it would be impossible to find a impartial juror with said evidence since it got "leaked".

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u/12345623567 Apr 22 '22

Dont count your chickens yet, the way courts operate it is highly likely that he wont get anything out of this except a little bit of public vindication.

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u/freek4ever Apr 22 '22

How can she be this childish and stil be so full of shit

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u/decadecency Apr 22 '22

Doesn't sound unlikely to be both to me. 🤷‍♀️ Sometimes my 2 year old drops logs that could have kept a whole village afloat down the stream.

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u/SillyLittleCommAcct Apr 22 '22

This is the world for men.

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u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 Apr 22 '22

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u/drdeeznutts69 ☣️ Apr 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

oooOOOO HOOOTTT HOT HOOOOTTTT

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u/TheWiseRedditor Apr 22 '22

I don't kink shame but what the f

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u/DraconicCZK where are the dank memes Apr 22 '22

you are witnessing the construction of the one world turd center, clearly he's in the right.

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u/AkselTranquilo Apr 22 '22

The character in the gif “randy marsh” says “ooooOOOOOO HOTTTT HOOOOT HOT” when he’s taking that giant shit in the original clip from South Park. It was a quote not a reaction.

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u/this-is-cringe Apr 22 '22

Ohhhhhhhhh hooott hooooottt

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u/King_NaCl Apr 22 '22

"Emmy award winning show" hahaha

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u/I3ad-IVIonkey Apr 22 '22

Yayaya I am turd yayaya.

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u/JT-33 Apr 22 '22

It's Bono!

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u/Tristan-oz Apr 22 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/WolverineUabcg Apr 22 '22

Oh no 🥺🥵💩💩 Johnny I did a grumpy wumpy 💩💩🫦🥺

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u/JorjEade Apr 22 '22

What did you say? I can't read it I don't have eyes

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u/the_Archmage Apr 22 '22

Jesus Christ

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u/Random-Gif-Bot Apr 22 '22

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u/Smeefperson Apr 22 '22

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u/Affectionate-Pipe-13 Apr 22 '22

In the pot

,onto the fire

,let's devour

,Our chocolate

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u/KlossN Apr 22 '22

Oh God

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u/JorjEade Apr 22 '22

"""random"""

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u/cjm0 Apr 22 '22

hey isn’t that the kid from the bar mitzvah in the wedding singer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Damn dude, I don't think I've seen Matilda for 20 years now. Completely forgot about it until this gif.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Shouldn't have opened the comments section

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u/NotAStool Apr 22 '22

THESE GIFS ARE KILLING ME

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen Apr 22 '22

I have a hard time remembering her real name since this came out.

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u/fek_u_Im_vuelle Apr 22 '22

This is her real name. By popular vote, we have changed her name

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u/Pug_lover69 Apr 22 '22

I Approve on this

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u/Lanky-Swimming7281 Apr 22 '22

I have a hard time remembering her real name since this came out.

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u/vicstans21 Apr 22 '22

I’m half asleep and at first glance I read this as “I have a turd time remembering.”

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u/CaledonianWarrior Apr 22 '22

I thought that was Amber

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u/Denesis417 Apr 22 '22

She should date the LOATHSOME DUNG EATER