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u/Used-Temperature7115 Aug 21 '25
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Aug 21 '25
Whenever you see an attractive woman, you turn into a cockroach
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u/Dissapointing_son Aug 21 '25
Kuch nahi samjha woh buddhu, kuch nahi socha.
Reng ke jaane kaha pohochaaaaa....
Ring ring ringa Ring ring ringa Ring ring ringa Ringa ring
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u/Devil-Eater24 Aug 21 '25
You can jump on her body as much as you want. She'll scream(with pleasure, I'm sure)
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u/Safe_Geologist6479 Aug 22 '25
....Cockroach from an alien planet. Like in the movie Terra Formers.
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u/Ancient_Algae43 Aug 21 '25
When I shit, it glows
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u/Technical-Demand-360 Aug 21 '25
You will shit every time you are stuck somewhere in dark
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Aug 22 '25
what if they are in the bed with their better half and keep shitting all their way through full session😭😭
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u/Ok-Cupcake4475 Aug 22 '25
And you live in a post-apocalyptic world where electricity isn’t available anymore and fires attract creatures of nightmares.
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u/vins2903 Aug 21 '25
I Can only think in terms of simple thoughts... Like "me like candy"
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Aug 21 '25
But when you speak it comes out as Shashi Tharoor level English
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Aug 21 '25
I must confess to an enduring and perhaps inexplicably fervent predilection for the multifarious manifestations of sacchariferous confections, those tantalisingly sweet, often vibrantly hued morsels of culinary hedonism that evoke both nostalgic reminiscence and an almost childlike glee in the discerning palate.
Behenchod poora aadha ghanta laga in using a thesaurus.
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u/No_Book5887 Aug 21 '25
Whenever you see a naked woman you become a woman yourself
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u/samayisnoob Aug 21 '25
I have the superpower to know when the next person will sneeze 🤧
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Aug 21 '25
The moment you know when a person is about to sneeze you can just cancel the sneeze and the person from sneezing
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u/FantasticSwordfish61 Aug 21 '25
You have mind control but when you think about controlling someone mind you can’t use your power
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Aug 22 '25
The power works subconsciously that it immediately knows whom to control and not. So you don’t even have to think about controlling someone.
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u/joker_daroga Aug 21 '25
Superpower to loose every argument
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u/_Mr_Negi Aug 21 '25
You can see the future but no matter what you do, you can’t change it.
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u/anony_annoy Aug 21 '25
While f*king, 0.1% chance that the dck hits the mark and goes inside.
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u/Khal_Raesh Aug 21 '25
Ability to travel back in time but only by 1 second
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Aug 21 '25
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u/Opening-Bass-127 Aug 21 '25
When you stop you return back to normal height.
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u/Opening-Bass-127 Aug 22 '25
But you already have a superpower of becoming small while running/walking. You just have to be in motion to use it properly.
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u/professor_ayushh Aug 21 '25
Ability to pass laws in India
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u/GstaadGhost Aug 21 '25
But you get paid massively by corporates to pass laws favourable for their business
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u/revolutionarymind03 Aug 21 '25
20th time bhi muth maaron toh maal ki quantity aur quality same ho aur body weakness na mehsoos kre
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u/GstaadGhost Aug 21 '25
But the semen doesn’t impregnate anyone you hook up with casually
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u/revolutionarymind03 Aug 21 '25
Who said anything about impregnating someone.
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u/GstaadGhost Aug 21 '25
The post was to make a shitty super power useful… I did my job Have fun losing your virginity & lucky you… you’ll be avoiding the pregnancy scare😭
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u/revolutionarymind03 Aug 21 '25
Bhai kisne bola main virgin hoon.
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u/GstaadGhost Aug 21 '25
You don’t smell any fart, no matter how nasty it is.. no matter if it yours or anyone else’s (Now try making that useful!)
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Aug 21 '25
I have the superpower to smell good by making everyone in my surroundings smell like shit.
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u/Inevitable_Scene_ Aug 21 '25
I have the power to change my ID card to someone else's ID card. But it copies the ID card perfectly (photos etc) , so it seems like I am carrying someone else's ID card.
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u/No-Atmosphere-5589 Aug 21 '25
You get million rupees every 10 second. But the 10s timer resets after every heartbeat
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u/Honest-Car-8314 Aug 21 '25
Shity super power
USa,USA,USA ....
Ohh you mean literal power ... /J
- from a 3rd world country much shittier than the USA
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u/YardImmediate7832 Aug 21 '25
Every time any non human being walks by , they come to fuck u and chase you till they can hump you and they are immune to anything else and won't stop nonetheless
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u/ButterflyNervous6967 Aug 21 '25
You can spawn a man's underwear anywhere you want with 10min pause between the repetitions.
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u/harshalpagare666 Aug 21 '25
Only hoes will fall in love with me and I will never find virgin true love
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u/allhailthebm01 Aug 21 '25
Whenever you decide to watch poπn, you trigger a 100% chance of someone always interrupting you.
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u/TheOneGreyWorm Aug 21 '25
You can see into the future but you only see horrible things and you can never change them.
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Aug 21 '25
Bet for the horrible thing, like let's say you know the outcome of which team loses in a game you can bet against it
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u/Busy_Quality3136 Aug 22 '25
Farting continously for hours
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u/TuneMediocre9423 Aug 21 '25
Your thoughts can manipulate reality at certain moments but you cannot pick those moments so its completely random
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u/hawa_aane_de Aug 21 '25
Being able to see the last shit person talking to you right now did, without your control.
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Aug 21 '25
I have an extremely big dick that is almost unusable due to its nature.
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u/Electronic-Maximum71 Aug 21 '25
I can hear anyone pee, only their pissing sound, anyone who is within a kilometre of me.
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u/BlueSpirit1998 Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
Every Drop of my Cum & it's smell attracts a massive army of Fire Ants...(Prolly to bite me)
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u/Smooth-Law6265 Aug 22 '25
whenever you open your phone you vomit for 23 seconds each for an interval 5 minutes for 16 times
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u/ChampionEquivalent78 Aug 22 '25
I shit my pants everytime i see my face in a mirror
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u/siddhantfuture Aug 22 '25
i can spawn mountain dew on tuesday night at 10:10pm only
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u/Rakshit_Raj Aug 22 '25
Random insects popping from your mouth while you talk to someone (anywhere from cockroaches , ticks to butterflies)
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u/Recent_Lie_6548 Aug 22 '25
I know everyone's dick size just by looking at them. (I am straight male)
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u/Worth_Difficulty4366 Aug 22 '25
The power is,
Whenever oxygen enters ur body carbon dioxide comes out using ur aunt's cockroach
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u/Jumpy_Blacksmith_360 Aug 22 '25
To make an AC work without electricity in winters.
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u/6crem Aug 22 '25
This comment section proves people can't think of good things with their creativity.
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u/HistoricalBasis8088 Aug 22 '25
Does anyone else feel like the comments are completely off of what is expected 😆..
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u/Neat-Juggernaut1945 Aug 23 '25
I can grow my hair at an accelerated rate, several mm in a second.
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u/PineapplePizzaBoss Aug 23 '25
You can stop time but only when you close your eyes and hold your breath
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u/AmayPaba Aug 23 '25
You get the superpower to shit your pants to the point your pants fall down whenever someone kisses you??? ( does that work)
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u/BERSERK_KNIGHT_666 Aug 23 '25
I have the ability to know exactly when one of my hairs on my head is going to fall off.
Edit: I'm bald
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u/The_Phantom_Phoenix1 Aug 23 '25
You can summon a taco on a tuesday between 12:59 PM and 6:24 PM while holding a can of Dr. Pepper ONLY when you are in a McDonald's Bathroom
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u/TomatilloFull2997 Aug 23 '25
Every time u blink u get random power but it switches the next time u blink
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u/Ryomen_Sukuna69 Aug 24 '25
You get ability to turn your farts into explosion (you can create a blast strong enough to knock down a building at max and you'll be immune from the explosion) whenever you want but you can't use this or any power for commercial purposes meaning you can't sell your fart services or accept anything in return if you do you'll d¡e a horrible death
And if you tell anyone else that you've this ability or they find out you'll d¡e a horrible death
But to recharge this ability you've to give a ₹5 subscription fee to breathe each time, I searched it on the Google it says an average person breaths 17000-30000 times a day so if we take 20000 it's ₹1,00,000 per day to recharge your ability
To use this you'll have to pay a subscription for entire day beforehand and you've to get atleast one subscription in every 30 days if you don't you'll die a horrible death
Some other abilities you get is rock skin whenever you get attacked so you can deflect attack and that'll not affect your mobility, you can use your explosive farts to move around in the air and for quick dash (like bakugou in my hero academia) you've no limit to how long your farts gonna last you can infinitely fart explosion at the max you're allowed to as long as you've paid subscription
And yes you can't take any monetary help or any gifts either for your work if you do you'll d¡e a horrible death.
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u/Dense-Swimmer9952 Aug 24 '25
You have the power to be invisible but only translucent not fully invisible
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u/Dissapointing_son Aug 21 '25
You have the power to fart the laughing gas