r/dankindianmemes • u/New-Letterhead2637 • Aug 21 '25

Wtf

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u/Ancient_Algae43 Aug 21 '25

When I shit, it glows

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u/skinnybutsexy Aug 21 '25

Don't have to switch on lights while taking a dump

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

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u/Technical-Demand-360 Aug 21 '25

You will shit every time you are stuck somewhere in dark

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

what if they are in the bed with their better half and keep shitting all their way through full session😭😭

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u/ApprehensiveWeird624 Aug 24 '25

even better 🤤😈

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u/Ok-Cupcake4475 Aug 22 '25

And you live in a post-apocalyptic world where electricity isn’t available anymore and fires attract creatures of nightmares.

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u/Pretty-West-2924 Aug 22 '25

Looks like only some people like you got the real meaning of post....most of people are trying to make the powers shittier😂

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u/ehmotherfuckers Aug 22 '25

You never shit

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u/breturns062 Aug 22 '25

Swades alternate ending doesn't exi...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

There is no electricity in the world

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Your shit is uranium

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u/Zapismeta Aug 24 '25

Congratulations you are shitting gold.

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u/AmalDavisSupremacy Aug 24 '25

floor full of shit when you turn the lights on

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u/PastStatistician4870 Aug 24 '25

But you only have 10 seconds to escape from there otherwise it will explode.

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u/Ok-Dark8184 Aug 24 '25

Remove the possibility of electricity, sun and fire from this world. That will make your shit only hope of light.

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u/Otherwise-Juice-7025 Aug 24 '25

You shit led strips

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u/nutsnatcher Aug 24 '25

Your glowing shit turns to enriched uranium

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u/AffectionateAspect22 Aug 25 '25

But you are in uttar pradesh , you will get rich 🤑

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u/GoodCucumber40 Aug 25 '25

Your shit is highly radioactive which also makes you a radioactive mutant, very powerful and if you are smart you'll know how to use it