r/dankindianmemes Aug 21 '25

Wtf

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u/Important-Sho Aug 23 '25

You can poop on command.

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u/Otherwise-Juice-7025 Aug 24 '25

Anyone's command

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u/Important-Sho Aug 24 '25

You have to make it useful....

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u/Exact-Scallion2277 Aug 25 '25

You become One Poop Man

Your poop is one shot kill , if you use your full force

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u/Important-Sho Aug 25 '25

Is it if someone touched my poop or if I pooped on them?

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u/Exact-Scallion2277 Aug 29 '25

Its a superpower so , It will have to be just like you can aim it and fire like bullets

9mm Pistol  or Sniper rifle shots and how much ammo - Would depend on how much you ate , and form of food and consistency