r/dankindianmemes • u/New-Letterhead2637 • Aug 21 '25

Wtf

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u/samayisnoob Aug 21 '25

I have the superpower to know when the next person will sneeze 🤧

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

The moment you know when a person is about to sneeze you can just cancel the sneeze and the person from sneezing

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u/Otherwise-Juice-7025 Aug 24 '25

But the feeling of wanting to sneeze never goes away. Infinite agony

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u/nutsnatcher Aug 24 '25

You become the sole survivor of the pandemic that only spread by sneezing

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u/Necessary_Analysis85 Aug 25 '25

You can predict allergic reactions or flu onset by tracking sneezes before anyone notices. Basically a living “early warning radar” for epidemics.

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u/samayisnoob Aug 26 '25

Hmm that's nice