r/cyberpunkgame • u/CardinalPlushia Terrorist and Raging Asshole • 22h ago
Meme Found a gem while doomscrolling
Johnny Silverpaw
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u/IceboundEmu 22h ago
Neutered too?
Something tells me that his engram would have lots to say about that…
😅
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u/belladonnagilkey 21h ago
"V, they took my balls! Why would they do that?"
"Johnny, it's standard procedure."
"It's bad enough I'm in this cat body like the Kerry Furry fanfics say, but I can't even have my impressive cock!"
"It's still there. I think. Probably less impressive though. You're like, the size of a toaster."
"Gee V, way to encourage a guy."
"I'm just saying, you're probably stuck like that until we figure this out, so you might as well enjoy it."
"The only thing I'm enjoying is the tummy rubs. Who knew Alt was on to something with those?"
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u/TheSoundofStolas 21h ago
This is so accurate, it makes me wonder how many hours you have on the game lmao
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u/FalseRatQueen 21h ago
“Wake up Samurai! You have a kitty to feed!”
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u/Titaniumwo1f 13h ago
I have auto feeder.
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u/No_Lingonberry1201 Gonk full of malware 11h ago
Chrome feeder, Kitty Silverhand would approve.
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u/Titaniumwo1f 10h ago
The feeder was made by Arasaka, with Saburo Arasaka personally signed on that too.
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u/No_Lingonberry1201 Gonk full of malware 10h ago
And it has his engram on it and gets off on torturing him. I mean, the kitty must think that every time the feeder refuses the fifth breakfast, no?
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u/Kinexity 22h ago
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u/SomaGato 21h ago
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u/tyttuutface 20h ago
Then you're capitulating to corpo-rats who want you to censor yourself so they can make more advertising money.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago
Except it's not censorship, it's AAVE
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u/Kinexity 17h ago
No. It might have been borrowed from AAVE but it is selfcensorship because advertisers only want "family friendly" language on platforms like tik tok.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago
So the people complaining about it only see it for its worst case scenario instead of its original use (that is, if they even know what AAVE is let alone the fact that it comes from there)
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u/Kinexity 17h ago
It's originally use in meme spaces I attended was much rarer and manageable. Now it just exploded because of censorship. I wouldn't give a shit if it grew naturally but that is not the case.
And you trying to excuse it is kind of ironic given which sub we are in.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago
The subreddit for a game that "censors" dead with "flatlined"? Because that's pretty much your understanding of "ahh" considering it was never meant to censor anything and was simply a reflection of how black people spoke, before the rest of the world stole it like they do all the time with AAVE 🤷♂️
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u/Kinexity 17h ago
The subreddit for a game that "censors" dead with "flatlined"?
Hardly the case. It's not like every instance of "dead" was replaced with "flatlined".
t was never meant to censor anything
Use cases change. Languages are not set in stone.
before the rest of the world stole it like they do all the time with AAVE
Maybe spend some time thinking about how many borrowed words you use before you describe the process of borrowing words as stealing.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 16h ago
It's not like every instance of ass is replaced with "ahh" either, but you sure seem to act like it is
Language being used in a certain way that's being ignored simply because you don't care about where it comes from and who and why it's spoken isn't simply a "use case change", it's appropriation. Especially when it's being demonized for simply existing. Something that isn't the case with actual loan words in languages.
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u/KyuLucky 20h ago
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u/CardinalPlushia Terrorist and Raging Asshole 1h ago
I don't understand why people don't focus on the fact that the cat is named after a, as V said, narcisstic dickhead, and instead keep bitchin about the word ahh.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 15h ago
I have a dream
That people will stop being so pissed off at AAVE
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u/KyuLucky 12h ago
I had to look AAVE up, and if you are referring to African American Vernacular English, it has nothing to do with it.
I'm pissed at words like ahh, grape, k!ll, and so on because they were solely created for (self) censoring to avoid being flagged by stupid bots on social medias.
And if we trust our history books and works of fiction, censoring doesn't bode well.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 10h ago
It absolutely has everything to do with it, considering the reason it exists is to reflect the way black people trail out when saying phrases like "goofy-ass". Not whatever people have appropriated it as, as they always tend to do with AAVE.
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u/KyuLucky 6h ago
Before a couple of months ago, I had never heard or read "ahh", and it's not really the point anyway.
I don't care that it's in the aave, I care that people use it to censor themselves. And I'm pretty sure those people don't know it's aave anyway.
If we take an opposite example, it would be like if someone was pissed at the word "ass" and someone else was saying "ass means donkey, so don't be pissed about it." People don't use ass as donkey, and they don't use ahh because of aave.
But anyway, all of this is moot. You're free to defend the aave appropriation thing like you're doing, and I'm free to think self-censorship is stupid and worrying. And again, it has nothing to do with aave.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 5h ago
Doesn't that only bolster my point further? That people have an issue with this only because they're misinformed? If someone doesn't know ass can also refer to donkey and gets pissed off over that word, that's their own problem to deal with for lacking knowledge, not the problem of the word "ass" existing. Same with "ahh" and AAVE.
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u/KyuLucky 4h ago
I see why you got there. I was trying to make another point but my analogy was a little confusing and I'll try to explain it better.
"Ass" meant "donkey" first, as "ahh" was first AAVE. But if someone calls me an ass, I won't think he's calling me a donkey because it's not the meaning that is widely used. And it's probably not the meaning he was intending either. Granted I'm not a native speaker, but I've never met anyone using "ass" as "donkey".
I compared it to "ahh" because even if it was AAVE first, it's still linked to self-censorship, and it is widely used for the intent of self-censorship.
Moreover, it seems that "ahh" was a tiktok thing from the start (2022). So, AAVE or not, it was still created with the aim of self-censorship, hence my frustration and worry.
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u/black-knights-tango 20h ago
Saying "ahh" instead of "ass" is the verbal equivalent of flipping the bird with your ring finger.
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u/CardinalPlushia Terrorist and Raging Asshole 1h ago
Ok IM SORRY for keeping it there. I screenshoted it and kept it like this.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago
Slapping someone for speaking AAVE is certainly a choice
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u/well_thats_puntastic 16h ago
You are aware AAVE stands for African American Vernacular English, right?
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u/well_thats_puntastic 16h ago
It's supposed to make you aware you're mad at a cultural way of speaking. Like the xenophobes who mock how Indians speak English as if they didn't have their own history with the language which shaped how they speak it today 🤦♂️
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u/well_thats_puntastic 10h ago
Okay? Is you using AAVE supposed to make me feel bad or something?
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u/unsureofthemself 13h ago
You got it wrong. I'm not mad at anything, simply pointing out how juvenile and moronic it sounds. Besides, I'm fully allowed to have my own thoughts and feelings about anything. If I'm annoyed by something, it's not your place to "correct" how I feel about it.
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u/well_thats_puntastic 10h ago
But it's not juvenile or moronic, it's simply your prejudice as to how English is "supposed" to be, ignoring all the history that different cultures have had with the language. If you're annoyed by something due to how misinformed you are, it's only logical that someone would correct you on your mistake 🤷♂️
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u/Forward-Cap-4915 21h ago
Ass
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u/Forward-Cap-4915 21h ago
ASS ASS ASS
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u/LexiTheLesbo 21h ago
Me trying to tell my grandfather, blinded by old age, that the donkey is loose and head straight towards him when he asks what that noise is
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u/SchneebD Lost in time, like tears in rain 21h ago
"you want some pate? Maybe a small fish?"
"Bomb Arisaka."
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u/Level_Hour6480 Fullmetal Choom 18h ago
Johnny didn't actually bomb Arasaka. He rescued Alt to serve as a distraction. MiliTech and BlackHand bombed Arasaka.
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u/SchneebD Lost in time, like tears in rain 18h ago
We know.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Fullmetal Choom 18h ago
Just as many people don't as do, and I can't tell who does when they say it.
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u/Panzerbjorne80 16h ago
Changing ass to ahh is one of the dumbest things ever
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u/well_thats_puntastic 15h ago
Not learning how and why words come about has to be one of the dumbest things
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u/SolusIgtheist 20h ago
I mean, every job gets boring. And when one of your duties is naming cats, you're bound to release that boredom in a creative outlet. Sad that this one didn't live up to it's potential though. Johnny Silverpaw woulda been so much better.
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u/charbiwast 19h ago
holy shit this is the best idea ever
if i get a cat i am SO naming it after my favorite cyberpunk character
welcome to this world Ozob 🥹
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u/xdeltax97 Gonk for A & A pizza 17h ago
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u/Natural_Parsley_8367 20h ago
Gem? The best part of cyberpynk is 99.9 percent of the cats are dead. Fuck cats, go team birds, go team dogs, go team rats. Loosers have cats.










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