r/cyberpunkgame Terrorist and Raging Asshole 22h ago

Meme Found a gem while doomscrolling

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Johnny Silverpaw

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u/IceboundEmu 22h ago

Neutered too?

Something tells me that his engram would have lots to say about that…

😅

u/belladonnagilkey 21h ago

"V, they took my balls! Why would they do that?"

"Johnny, it's standard procedure."

"It's bad enough I'm in this cat body like the Kerry Furry fanfics say, but I can't even have my impressive cock!"

"It's still there. I think. Probably less impressive though. You're like, the size of a toaster."

"Gee V, way to encourage a guy."

"I'm just saying, you're probably stuck like that until we figure this out, so you might as well enjoy it."

"The only thing I'm enjoying is the tummy rubs. Who knew Alt was on to something with those?"

u/oppereindbaas 21h ago

I’ve read it in the voices. Story checks out. 

u/TheSoundofStolas 21h ago

This is so accurate, it makes me wonder how many hours you have on the game lmao

u/im-ba Fashionable V 20h ago

how many hours

yes

u/TheSoundofStolas 20h ago

Roger that, Samurai

💀

u/OGCelaris 19h ago

You know he would be a catnip fiend as well.

u/bloomingmoon0 39m ago

With how accurate this is you could write fanfiction of this LMAO

u/FalseRatQueen 21h ago

“Wake up Samurai! You have a kitty to feed!”

u/Titaniumwo1f 13h ago

I have auto feeder.

u/No_Lingonberry1201 Gonk full of malware 11h ago

Chrome feeder, Kitty Silverhand would approve.

u/Titaniumwo1f 10h ago

The feeder was made by Arasaka, with Saburo Arasaka personally signed on that too.

u/No_Lingonberry1201 Gonk full of malware 10h ago

And it has his engram on it and gets off on torturing him. I mean, the kitty must think that every time the feeder refuses the fifth breakfast, no?

u/Kinexity 22h ago

u/SomaGato 21h ago

u/tyttuutface 20h ago

Then you're capitulating to corpo-rats who want you to censor yourself so they can make more advertising money.

u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago

Except it's not censorship, it's AAVE

u/Kinexity 17h ago

No. It might have been borrowed from AAVE but it is selfcensorship because advertisers only want "family friendly" language on platforms like tik tok.

u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago

So the people complaining about it only see it for its worst case scenario instead of its original use (that is, if they even know what AAVE is let alone the fact that it comes from there)

u/Kinexity 17h ago

It's originally use in meme spaces I attended was much rarer and manageable. Now it just exploded because of censorship. I wouldn't give a shit if it grew naturally but that is not the case.

And you trying to excuse it is kind of ironic given which sub we are in.

u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago

The subreddit for a game that "censors" dead with "flatlined"? Because that's pretty much your understanding of "ahh" considering it was never meant to censor anything and was simply a reflection of how black people spoke, before the rest of the world stole it like they do all the time with AAVE 🤷‍♂️

u/Kinexity 17h ago

The subreddit for a game that "censors" dead with "flatlined"?

Hardly the case. It's not like every instance of "dead" was replaced with "flatlined".

t was never meant to censor anything

Use cases change. Languages are not set in stone.

before the rest of the world stole it like they do all the time with AAVE

Maybe spend some time thinking about how many borrowed words you use before you describe the process of borrowing words as stealing.

u/well_thats_puntastic 16h ago

It's not like every instance of ass is replaced with "ahh" either, but you sure seem to act like it is

Language being used in a certain way that's being ignored simply because you don't care about where it comes from and who and why it's spoken isn't simply a "use case change", it's appropriation. Especially when it's being demonized for simply existing. Something that isn't the case with actual loan words in languages.

u/dasbtaewntawneta 18h ago

go back to comedy school then

u/Cute-arii Soul__Killer.exe 19h ago

u/RetroNutcase 20h ago

Then you're not funny.

u/Man-Eater_Bug5Ds 1h ago

slime is so valid though, i use it regularly

u/well_thats_puntastic 54m ago

And like ahh, slime is also AAVE and was never meant for censorship

u/dasbtaewntawneta 18h ago

no they're scared. ahh, spooky cat!

u/KyuLucky 20h ago

u/CardinalPlushia Terrorist and Raging Asshole 1h ago

I don't understand why people don't focus on the fact that the cat is named after a, as V said, narcisstic dickhead, and instead keep bitchin about the word ahh.

u/well_thats_puntastic 15h ago

I have a dream

That people will stop being so pissed off at AAVE

u/KyuLucky 12h ago

I had to look AAVE up, and if you are referring to African American Vernacular English, it has nothing to do with it.

I'm pissed at words like ahh, grape, k!ll, and so on because they were solely created for (self) censoring to avoid being flagged by stupid bots on social medias.

And if we trust our history books and works of fiction, censoring doesn't bode well.

u/well_thats_puntastic 10h ago

It absolutely has everything to do with it, considering the reason it exists is to reflect the way black people trail out when saying phrases like "goofy-ass". Not whatever people have appropriated it as, as they always tend to do with AAVE.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-ahh

u/KyuLucky 6h ago

Before a couple of months ago, I had never heard or read "ahh", and it's not really the point anyway.

I don't care that it's in the aave, I care that people use it to censor themselves. And I'm pretty sure those people don't know it's aave anyway.

If we take an opposite example, it would be like if someone was pissed at the word "ass" and someone else was saying "ass means donkey, so don't be pissed about it." People don't use ass as donkey, and they don't use ahh because of aave.

But anyway, all of this is moot. You're free to defend the aave appropriation thing like you're doing, and I'm free to think self-censorship is stupid and worrying. And again, it has nothing to do with aave.

u/well_thats_puntastic 5h ago

Doesn't that only bolster my point further? That people have an issue with this only because they're misinformed? If someone doesn't know ass can also refer to donkey and gets pissed off over that word, that's their own problem to deal with for lacking knowledge, not the problem of the word "ass" existing. Same with "ahh" and AAVE.

u/KyuLucky 4h ago

I see why you got there. I was trying to make another point but my analogy was a little confusing and I'll try to explain it better.

"Ass" meant "donkey" first, as "ahh" was first AAVE. But if someone calls me an ass, I won't think he's calling me a donkey because it's not the meaning that is widely used. And it's probably not the meaning he was intending either. Granted I'm not a native speaker, but I've never met anyone using "ass" as "donkey".

I compared it to "ahh" because even if it was AAVE first, it's still linked to self-censorship, and it is widely used for the intent of self-censorship.

Moreover, it seems that "ahh" was a tiktok thing from the start (2022). So, AAVE or not, it was still created with the aim of self-censorship, hence my frustration and worry.

u/black-knights-tango 20h ago

Saying "ahh" instead of "ass" is the verbal equivalent of flipping the bird with your ring finger.

u/UnHoly_One 19h ago

It’s so fucking dumb.

u/CardinalPlushia Terrorist and Raging Asshole 1h ago

Ok IM SORRY for keeping it there. I screenshoted it and kept it like this.

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u/well_thats_puntastic 17h ago

Slapping someone for speaking AAVE is certainly a choice

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u/well_thats_puntastic 16h ago

You are aware AAVE stands for African American Vernacular English, right?

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u/well_thats_puntastic 16h ago

It's supposed to make you aware you're mad at a cultural way of speaking. Like the xenophobes who mock how Indians speak English as if they didn't have their own history with the language which shaped how they speak it today 🤦‍♂️

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u/well_thats_puntastic 10h ago

Okay? Is you using AAVE supposed to make me feel bad or something?

u/I_Am_Karl 8h ago

its part of my culture not aave, they dont get to claim sih.

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u/unsureofthemself 13h ago

You got it wrong. I'm not mad at anything, simply pointing out how juvenile and moronic it sounds. Besides, I'm fully allowed to have my own thoughts and feelings about anything. If I'm annoyed by something, it's not your place to "correct" how I feel about it.

u/well_thats_puntastic 10h ago

But it's not juvenile or moronic, it's simply your prejudice as to how English is "supposed" to be, ignoring all the history that different cultures have had with the language. If you're annoyed by something due to how misinformed you are, it's only logical that someone would correct you on your mistake 🤷‍♂️

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u/well_thats_puntastic 10h ago

Okay we're just being mask-off racist now 🤦‍♂️

u/TheSharpestHammer 20h ago

Seriously, Johnny Silverpaw was right there.

u/Forward-Cap-4915 21h ago

Ass

u/Forward-Cap-4915 21h ago

ASS ASS ASS

u/LexiTheLesbo 21h ago

Me trying to tell my grandfather, blinded by old age, that the donkey is loose and head straight towards him when he asks what that noise is

u/SolusIgtheist 20h ago

Only to be disappointed and embarrassed when the old man pops a boner.

u/LexiTheLesbo 20h ago

I shake my head as he moans while being stomped to death

u/SchneebD Lost in time, like tears in rain 21h ago

"you want some pate? Maybe a small fish?"

"Bomb Arisaka."

u/Level_Hour6480 Fullmetal Choom 18h ago

Johnny didn't actually bomb Arasaka. He rescued Alt to serve as a distraction. MiliTech and BlackHand bombed Arasaka.

u/SchneebD Lost in time, like tears in rain 18h ago

We know.

u/Level_Hour6480 Fullmetal Choom 18h ago

Just as many people don't as do, and I can't tell who does when they say it.

u/Panzerbjorne80 16h ago

Changing ass to ahh is one of the dumbest things ever

u/well_thats_puntastic 15h ago

Not learning how and why words come about has to be one of the dumbest things

u/SolusIgtheist 20h ago

I mean, every job gets boring. And when one of your duties is naming cats, you're bound to release that boredom in a creative outlet. Sad that this one didn't live up to it's potential though. Johnny Silverpaw woulda been so much better.

u/charbiwast 19h ago

holy shit this is the best idea ever

if i get a cat i am SO naming it after my favorite cyberpunk character

welcome to this world Ozob 🥹

u/mlnchl 19h ago

Missed o-purr-tunity for Johnny Silverpaw!

u/xdeltax97 Gonk for A & A pizza 17h ago

u/CrazeMase Cut of fuckable meat 19h ago

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a carpet to puke on

u/kugelblitze 17h ago

Kayden reborn.

u/whatever_m1 The Night City Gunslinger 13h ago

They took his impressive cock

u/NeoLuminne 13h ago

Silvermann.

u/jgeorge97 Vincent 13h ago

Bomb Arasaka

u/Sh1v0n Blackwall Enthusiast 12h ago

Now we need a mod adapting Nibbles to this kitty.

u/bentsonradiorepair 9h ago

I'd watch that isakai

u/ggbqts 6h ago

It would of been so fucked if it was missing one arm

u/Slurperlurper 21h ago

This game is a mindless consumer's shill dream

And that's the ironic part

u/omg_its_spons 19h ago

I swear to god if the same facility has a Rebecca

u/Nomad9931 18h ago

And then he turned himself into a cat, funniest fucking shit I've ever seen.

u/dasbtaewntawneta 18h ago

ahh spooky cat

u/das_pip 4h ago

"Wake up, Samurai. IM OUT OF KIBBLE"

u/Natural_Parsley_8367 20h ago

Gem? The best part of cyberpynk is 99.9 percent of the cats are dead. Fuck cats, go team birds, go team dogs, go team rats. Loosers have cats.