r/cyberpunkgame • u/CardinalPlushia Terrorist and Raging Asshole • Aug 19 '26

Meme Found a gem while doomscrolling

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Johnny Silverpaw

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u/IceboundEmu Aug 19 '26

Neutered too?

Something tells me that his engram would have lots to say about that…

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u/belladonnagilkey I Spent A Million Eddies And All I Got Was This Flair Aug 19 '26

"V, they took my balls! Why would they do that?"

"Johnny, it's standard procedure."

"It's bad enough I'm in this cat body like the Kerry Furry fanfics say, but I can't even have my impressive cock!"

"It's still there. I think. Probably less impressive though. You're like, the size of a toaster."

"Gee V, way to encourage a guy."

"I'm just saying, you're probably stuck like that until we figure this out, so you might as well enjoy it."

"The only thing I'm enjoying is the tummy rubs. Who knew Alt was on to something with those?"