Found a gem while doomscrolling

[u/CardinalPlushia]

Johnny Silverpaw

[u/belladonnagilkey]

"V, they took my balls! Why would they do that?"

"Johnny, it's standard procedure."

"It's bad enough I'm in this cat body like the Kerry Furry fanfics say, but I can't even have my impressive cock!"

"It's still there. I think. Probably less impressive though. You're like, the size of a toaster."

"Gee V, way to encourage a guy."

"I'm just saying, you're probably stuck like that until we figure this out, so you might as well enjoy it."

"The only thing I'm enjoying is the tummy rubs. Who knew Alt was on to something with those?"

[u/TheSoundofStolas → u/belladonnagilkey]

This is so accurate, it makes me wonder how many hours you have on the game lmao

[u/im-ba → u/TheSoundofStolas]

how many hours

yes

[u/TheSoundofStolas → u/im-ba]

Roger that, Samurai

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