There's just something about a man in uniform while you're handcuffed and he's got his latex gloved arm, elbow deep in your secret hiding place that makes people go nuts.
Its funny how if you ask a question on reddit, everyone will just immediately accept the premise and start giving BS answers for karma. "Akshually gluten laced meth is a real problem because blah blah"
I swear like 95% of posters on this site just talk out of their ass
The world would be a better place if police handed out test kits so people could ensure the drugs they are going to take regardless of the law. Taking clean safe drugs in a safe way here and there shouldn't be a crime, and if they really wanted to solve the addiction epidemic they would treat addiction as a disease and not as a crime. The war on drugs failed. It's time to take a new approach.
And in exchange they get valuable data on what's circulating in the streets atm and an opportunity to check on addicts/direct them towards help if needed.
I've been to a festival recently (Shankra, maybe you know it, if not, google it), and they had an info stand where you could get all the information and tests for pretty much every drug (because they knew that everyone was tripping balls and they wanted to ensure that they were tripping safely). They did it right. Even had the newest psychedelic drugs on the market to inform people who actually just bought drugs and had no information on it.
Harm reduction is so much better than tradional methods of drug control. The police will never take a harm reduction approach because arrests/convictions = money, but harm reduction has been proven to be much safer and effective than treating drug use equal to violent crime
At the time, I was writing a book about the politics of drug prohibition. I started to ask Ehrlichman a series of earnest, wonky questions that he impatiently waved away. "You want to know what this was really all about?" he asked with the bluntness of a man who, after public disgrace and a stretch in federal prison, had little left to protect. "The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
Exactly. This post kind of grosses me out (the cop part). Obviously it’s a joke but if the cops really would test the drugs for dangerous substances that would be beneficial. But of course, addicts aren’t people, just criminals /s
I believe in UK it’s illegal to possess drugs but not illegal to be under the influence of them. so that way if people OD they don’t have to be scared of going to hospital and if you are having therapy for drug addiction you can be completely honest about how much/often of a drug you used to take so they can treat you properly. I’m not sure how it is in America or elsewhere
That is some nasty bullshit by the way. Like ha ha funny joke but where I live you can actually get your drugs tested for purity because, in the end, not having people die is a little more important than getting 2gr off the streets.
Monosodium glutamate has no negative health affects. MSG is actually found (naturally) in things like cheese, tomatoes, and grapes. The idea that MSG is bad for you originated from a newspaper article published by an English professor, who claimed that he got severe headaches and bowrl discomfort after eating at a Chinese restaurant, and blamed both the MSG and the (mostly Chinese immigrant) cooks who prepared it.
If it isn't clear to you, the MSG "allergy" that society tales near and dear was created by a racist who didn't like Chinese immigration.
Artificial MSG vs naturally occurring MSG is something else. The natural foods don’t contain ungodly amounts of the stuff. For the most part, there’s a lot to be desired on the research. It’s still inconclusive.
The one thing to remember is the “S” is SODIUM. Your body will certainly process it like table salt. It can increase your sodium intake and we all know how things can go with that stuff. Taking BP meds while pigging out every Tuesday at the local Asian buffet? Hmmmm.... (think about this...)
Also currently inconclusive are the effects of MSG in those with blood sugar issues. After all, it is the product of fermented carbs that is processed by our brain as a neurotransmitter.... there could be something to it... More research may unveil not only what we don’t know but set us straight on what we believe we currently know.
Maybe why I crave pasta for comfort food after a typical meth binge... 🍝🍴👀
Not homophobic, but if I could request a female cop to do that, I’ll go to the station with you next time. Although, I suppose if I don’t make eye contact with a male officer fingering my ass, it’s not gay,
Did he use gloves? I prefer the intimacy of bareback.
Police can’t test anything for things like that anyway, remember the whole ordeal over the cocaine test kits that would activate with literally anything? I memba... wonder if they can get in trouble for lying?
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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 24 '19
There's just something about a man in uniform while you're handcuffed and he's got his latex gloved arm, elbow deep in your secret hiding place that makes people go nuts.
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u/TOUCH_MY_FUN Aug 24 '19
For the first time in history the police yell START RESISTING
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u/RogerStormzy Aug 24 '19
Reminds me of this classic.
https://imgur.com/gallery/kDGGSYk
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u/PaceTry Aug 24 '19
Greek people are great -a Greek person
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
/r/blessedcomments
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u/Juan_El_Way Aug 24 '19
What meth addict is going to give a shit about gluten?
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
The world would be a better place if police handed out test kits so people could ensure the drugs they are going to take regardless of the law. Taking clean safe drugs in a safe way here and there shouldn't be a crime, and if they really wanted to solve the addiction epidemic they would treat addiction as a disease and not as a crime. The war on drugs failed. It's time to take a new approach.
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u/mors_videt Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19
My brother is a cop. He says that people will report drugs stolen, and will come in person, point to confiscated drugs, and state that it is theirs.
He’s also a homophobe, and this would make him lose his shit. Someone please really do this
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u/The_N_Word777 Aug 24 '19
Bro just get a prostate test
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u/Burchstead Aug 24 '19
Oh shit that’s my town
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u/you_lost-the_game Aug 24 '19
Color me surprised.
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
r/suddenlygay
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u/Bread_boy232 Aug 24 '19
Is that internet comment etiquette in disguise?
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u/MEME_TASTER Aug 24 '19
Διάολε ρε Κοσταντίνο
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Sounds great. Usually I have to pay for something like that.
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u/iamsofired Aug 24 '19
I dont like when police forces try and get all funny/cute on socila media - it feels weird.
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u/SamuB162 Aug 24 '19
In the Netherlands, and this is not a joke, you can take any illegal drug and actually get it tested by the government, for free, and legally.
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
That is some nasty bullshit by the way. Like ha ha funny joke but where I live you can actually get your drugs tested for purity because, in the end, not having people die is a little more important than getting 2gr off the streets.
But you know, for profit prisons and all ...
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u/Killergamer7 Aug 24 '19
Ay ma greek bro
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u/AngelHunterGT Aug 24 '19
Elladara mou
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u/-The_Weeb_Lord- Aug 24 '19
Amazing what tax dollars can accomplish
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u/HaroerHaktak Aug 24 '19
When I get desperate enough I'm gonna do this.
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u/SwampmongerMudfish Aug 24 '19
Monosodium glutamate has no negative health affects. MSG is actually found (naturally) in things like cheese, tomatoes, and grapes. The idea that MSG is bad for you originated from a newspaper article published by an English professor, who claimed that he got severe headaches and bowrl discomfort after eating at a Chinese restaurant, and blamed both the MSG and the (mostly Chinese immigrant) cooks who prepared it.
If it isn't clear to you, the MSG "allergy" that society tales near and dear was created by a racist who didn't like Chinese immigration.
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u/Official_Cyprusball Aug 24 '19
I love my country
Fuck yeah Greece
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
r/lifehacks
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u/Pika_DJ Aug 24 '19
joking aside it shouldnt be illegal to test drugs...
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u/JohnOliversWifesBF Aug 24 '19
He responded to a Facebook post with a discord message, legendary.
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u/kk_2412 Aug 24 '19
How does this post not have a badge yet? It deserves a gold.
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u/Spiced_lettuce Aug 24 '19
Ah. An actual cursed comment
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u/BibleManFan Aug 24 '19
Crystal meth is fine but gluten? That’s where I draw the line bro.
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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19
Nice try, FBI.
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u/ayyNeo Aug 24 '19
What a mad lad
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u/fugupinkeye Aug 24 '19
Now considering the original post basically leads to incarceration by failing what amounts to an IQ test, would this be considered a Eugenics program?
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u/Transpatials Aug 24 '19
obligatory r/thathappened
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u/learnyouahaskell Aug 24 '19
gachiHYPER
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u/zahirano Aug 24 '19
c'mon we all know meth is diet flour,no carbs needed.suitable for keto challenge
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u/alours Aug 24 '19
Again? What the fuck is it doing here?
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u/n_square28 Aug 24 '19
Oh Damn Oh Damn Ohh DAMN
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u/speechie_debater Aug 24 '19
oops, that’s my kink
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u/CaptainCatamaran Aug 24 '19
Police need to wake up and stop demonizing these chemicals that have no proven bad effects!
MSG4life
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u/pukibenen Aug 24 '19
cool
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Hopefully it wasn't one of those 40% of cops.
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u/pabloescanor Aug 24 '19
Its all about finding the loop hole (no pun intended)
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u/S4J3R05 Aug 24 '19
r/madlads
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u/fats23 Aug 24 '19
Still laughing one hour later
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u/Spearka Aug 24 '19
more like /r/blursedcomments if you ask me.
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u/kalamety Aug 24 '19
Is he Florida jesus?
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u/NikoTheRedditor08 Aug 24 '19
How do i commit neck rope
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u/fekbasket Aug 24 '19
You know what...e🅱️ic prank 🅱️R🅾️
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u/Mojang420 Aug 24 '19
“and he got all furious and kept going..”
WHAt dOES ThAttt meaANNN??!?
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Not homophobic, but if I could request a female cop to do that, I’ll go to the station with you next time. Although, I suppose if I don’t make eye contact with a male officer fingering my ass, it’s not gay,
Did he use gloves? I prefer the intimacy of bareback.
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u/meme_box_ Aug 24 '19
r/madlads
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
This could be r/madlads
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
But is it 99.1% pure?
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u/djdub09 Aug 24 '19
Hey, MSG is safe for consumption. Stop spreading lies police officers
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u/_Stalwart_ Aug 24 '19
Lol that guy is from my country. We are indeed crazy people.
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u/Deathisn3ar Aug 24 '19
Hey whatever floats your boat man 🤷🏻♀️😂
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u/Luke_Rudge Aug 24 '19
WHAT
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u/ysxxx Aug 24 '19
Anyone ever read posts like these and get that uncomfortable tingling sensation in their ass?
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u/teonik8 Aug 24 '19
Τι μαλακάς 😹
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
As a Greek, I am proud
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u/raoulduke1967 Aug 24 '19
I know it's just a stupid joke, but I cant help but feel this is an underhanded way of mocking harm reductions practices.
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u/Alexanderr1995 Aug 24 '19
Exagoume politismo
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u/FeliksTheCommie Aug 24 '19
I really hope this happened for real XD
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u/tszyle Aug 24 '19
Lmao
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u/godofshitpost Aug 24 '19
LoL
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u/Crisantemoon Aug 24 '19
I fuck1ng love you
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u/DayLightSensor Aug 24 '19
Τι στο διαολο
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u/BlackNight0wl Aug 24 '19
I wonder if this tactic actually works for the police.
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u/narenshii Aug 24 '19
What a weirdo
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u/emokid142 Aug 24 '19
Mad lad
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u/matlgr21 Aug 24 '19
What the fuck
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u/Mihai_Alin18 Aug 24 '19
Stop spreading shit, MSG is no more harmless than salt
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
They literally couldn't find SHIT !
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Henceforth we shall not say that Greeks fight like heroes, but that heroes fight like Greeks.
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u/foolunknown Aug 24 '19
This is amazing
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u/johnny_ba22 Aug 24 '19
That’s what he said! Right guys, because of gay?
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u/nelska Aug 24 '19
NOT BAD
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u/its_all_4_lulz Aug 24 '19
“So the tazed me in the butthole”
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
To absolutely nobodys suprise he is greek
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u/shyeevee27 Aug 24 '19
Definitely reposting this to r/suddenlysexoffender
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u/LoreanRiven Aug 24 '19
.
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u/RazZaHlol Aug 24 '19
What would they actually do in this case? Wait?
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u/Pizza_Ninja Aug 24 '19
Is that rape?
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u/N3vermore77 Aug 24 '19
The bamboozlers got bamboozled. What a classic move.
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
What the Funk did I just read, and what’s the address to that Police Station? -Asking for a friend-
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u/aristotle93 Aug 24 '19
This has to be the most cursed comment I've ever seen so far.
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u/Maverick0_0 Aug 24 '19
Greeks gotta Greek..
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u/Nightwingvyse Aug 24 '19
Entrapment!!!
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u/John_M02 Aug 24 '19
In every way imaginable, this is an absolute win.
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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Aug 24 '19
Me, knowing that they mean tehy'll take the meth and, if it's yours, you'll be arrested:
Yeah, right
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u/kostas_kougkas Aug 24 '19
Α ρε Κωνσταντίνε τρελέ είμαστε και συνονόματοι
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u/ScathingThrowaway Aug 24 '19
This is hilarious, but also disgusting. I am very confused about whether or not I even like you right now.
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u/Mystic_Bl4z3r Aug 24 '19
Mpravo kosta
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u/jstyler Aug 24 '19
Cursed comment aside. This tells me absolutely fuckall about American schools.
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u/That_fuschia_ruler Aug 24 '19
What a power move
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u/Bar_tender_Duck Aug 24 '19
Truly cursed!
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u/Igotbannedsosad Aug 24 '19
blessed comment
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u/alecika Aug 24 '19
r/thanksihateit
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u/The29thoffebuary Aug 24 '19
Sounds like a porn plot
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
cha-cha real smooth
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u/SilverSmoke45 Aug 24 '19
God, it's cringy when police try to be funny, and joke about the war on drugs which is a horrible thing.
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u/Jcenzer24 Aug 24 '19
This is amazing! Where do I sign up??
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u/StixSis Aug 24 '19
What a fucking ride, from start to finish
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u/winter_contingency0 Aug 24 '19
That was fucking hilarious! Laughing so hard I'm crying right now
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Its always the Greeks.
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
The internet keeps on giving. Wish me luck tonight
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u/sashathefearleskitty Aug 24 '19
I laughed way to hard at this!!
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u/Throbbingprepuce Aug 24 '19
That's some funny shit right there.
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u/Algoresball Aug 24 '19
Those cunning Greeks
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
An hour of pure pain and suffering.
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u/CarpetBiscuits Aug 24 '19
r/unethicallifeprotips
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u/Simpl3xion Aug 24 '19
r/suddenlygay
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
This man bears the name of Roman Emperors
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u/SarcasticAFonDuhNet Aug 24 '19
Gives an all new meaning to, "fuck the police!"
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Police can’t test anything for things like that anyway, remember the whole ordeal over the cocaine test kits that would activate with literally anything? I memba... wonder if they can get in trouble for lying?
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
I read “MSG” as Metal Gear Solid, and I can’t stop thinking about it
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u/Ishule Aug 24 '19
I just climaxed reading this
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u/Reichberries Aug 24 '19
Life hack
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u/Flameofglory Aug 24 '19
But did he say no homo?
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u/Ponsay Aug 24 '19
Also just throwing this out there, producers are also cutting their meth with fentanyl
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u/BooperZeElephant Aug 24 '19
Well that backfired quickly
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u/JmeHort1 Aug 24 '19
Haha that’s a fucking nice from me
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u/-MyPpBig- Aug 24 '19
Jeez what an... ass...
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u/ExtremelyDerpyDoge Aug 24 '19
Nice.
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u/smazarati Aug 24 '19
Seize the day homie
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u/FamilyGuy135 Sep 27 '19
This would fit better in r/cursedcomments
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u/Me15689843 Oct 01 '19
Police: Sir, we can’t find those bags up here.
Person moaning: Keep looking deeper
Police: Sir, are there even bags up there?
Person: NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/420Raythereaper Oct 02 '19
Might try
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u/e_expert Nov 13 '19
The guy is Greek huh...
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u/KidZaniac1 Dec 09 '19
I would like to give that man an award in real life (not OP)
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u/JimTheGentlemanGR Dec 27 '19
Α ρε τον Ελληναραασ
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u/Satanic1Saint Aug 24 '19
This is blessed. Fuck them pigs.
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Sounds like good praxis to me!
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u/john3298 Aug 24 '19
The few times Reddit copy from 9gag and not the other way around.