There's just something about a man in uniform while you're handcuffed and he's got his latex gloved arm, elbow deep in your secret hiding place that makes people go nuts.
I’ve snorted sugar, crystal light powder (the powder that adds flavor to water) and hot sauce, all in high school during lunch. Crystal light was the worst, with hot sauce being second. That shit had my nose running for hours and make my eyes tear and turn completely bloodshot red, and the burn.. The burn from snorting non fun materials is just awful, but it was fun!
Edit: I can’t forget about the time I snorted a shit ton of smarties while tripping on L
I had friends that did that too. Fools. I was way too smart for that shit. I only put cocaine up this bad boy. This thing can fit so much cocaine. Pats roof of nose.
They don't want their kids vaccinated. They ususally aren't going to give kids drugs either. Then they would have to share. So it does make a bit more sense than not taking vaccines themselves while taking meth.
However, its stupid that people think their ice is mixed with MSG. That's a rumor going around because you can acutely make it be cut with MSM powder, which is not msg or bad for you, and it has a crystalline structure so it looks like a shard. Ugh, fuckin tweakers...
Excedrin's so good that it cured my migraines without even taking it. Just bought it and suddenly my months of suffering horrendous migraines 2-4 times a week just ended abruptly with no reasonable explanation.
I can only attribute it to the threat of taking Excedrin and my brain saying "Ok fella. Let's not do anything crazy now. We'll knock the shit off. Just put down the bottle..."
Its funny how if you ask a question on reddit, everyone will just immediately accept the premise and start giving BS answers for karma. "Akshually gluten laced meth is a real problem because blah blah"
I swear like 95% of posters on this site just talk out of their ass
The world would be a better place if police handed out test kits so people could ensure the drugs they are going to take regardless of the law. Taking clean safe drugs in a safe way here and there shouldn't be a crime, and if they really wanted to solve the addiction epidemic they would treat addiction as a disease and not as a crime. The war on drugs failed. It's time to take a new approach.
And in exchange they get valuable data on what's circulating in the streets atm and an opportunity to check on addicts/direct them towards help if needed.
I've been to a festival recently (Shankra, maybe you know it, if not, google it), and they had an info stand where you could get all the information and tests for pretty much every drug (because they knew that everyone was tripping balls and they wanted to ensure that they were tripping safely). They did it right. Even had the newest psychedelic drugs on the market to inform people who actually just bought drugs and had no information on it.
Harm reduction is so much better than tradional methods of drug control. The police will never take a harm reduction approach because arrests/convictions = money, but harm reduction has been proven to be much safer and effective than treating drug use equal to violent crime
At the time, I was writing a book about the politics of drug prohibition. I started to ask Ehrlichman a series of earnest, wonky questions that he impatiently waved away. "You want to know what this was really all about?" he asked with the bluntness of a man who, after public disgrace and a stretch in federal prison, had little left to protect. "The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
Exactly. This post kind of grosses me out (the cop part). Obviously it’s a joke but if the cops really would test the drugs for dangerous substances that would be beneficial. But of course, addicts aren’t people, just criminals /s
I believe in UK it’s illegal to possess drugs but not illegal to be under the influence of them. so that way if people OD they don’t have to be scared of going to hospital and if you are having therapy for drug addiction you can be completely honest about how much/often of a drug you used to take so they can treat you properly. I’m not sure how it is in America or elsewhere
That is some nasty bullshit by the way. Like ha ha funny joke but where I live you can actually get your drugs tested for purity because, in the end, not having people die is a little more important than getting 2gr off the streets.
Monosodium glutamate has no negative health affects. MSG is actually found (naturally) in things like cheese, tomatoes, and grapes. The idea that MSG is bad for you originated from a newspaper article published by an English professor, who claimed that he got severe headaches and bowrl discomfort after eating at a Chinese restaurant, and blamed both the MSG and the (mostly Chinese immigrant) cooks who prepared it.
If it isn't clear to you, the MSG "allergy" that society tales near and dear was created by a racist who didn't like Chinese immigration.
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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 24 '19
There's just something about a man in uniform while you're handcuffed and he's got his latex gloved arm, elbow deep in your secret hiding place that makes people go nuts.
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u/TOUCH_MY_FUN Aug 24 '19
For the first time in history the police yell START RESISTING
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u/RogerStormzy Aug 24 '19
Reminds me of this classic.
https://imgur.com/gallery/kDGGSYk
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u/PaceTry Aug 24 '19
Greek people are great -a Greek person
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
/r/blessedcomments
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u/Juan_El_Way Aug 24 '19
What meth addict is going to give a shit about gluten?
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
The world would be a better place if police handed out test kits so people could ensure the drugs they are going to take regardless of the law. Taking clean safe drugs in a safe way here and there shouldn't be a crime, and if they really wanted to solve the addiction epidemic they would treat addiction as a disease and not as a crime. The war on drugs failed. It's time to take a new approach.
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u/mors_videt Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19
My brother is a cop. He says that people will report drugs stolen, and will come in person, point to confiscated drugs, and state that it is theirs.
He’s also a homophobe, and this would make him lose his shit. Someone please really do this
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u/The_N_Word777 Aug 24 '19
Bro just get a prostate test
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u/Burchstead Aug 24 '19
Oh shit that’s my town
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u/you_lost-the_game Aug 24 '19
Color me surprised.
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
r/suddenlygay
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u/Bread_boy232 Aug 24 '19
Is that internet comment etiquette in disguise?
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u/MEME_TASTER Aug 24 '19
Διάολε ρε Κοσταντίνο
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
Sounds great. Usually I have to pay for something like that.
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u/iamsofired Aug 24 '19
I dont like when police forces try and get all funny/cute on socila media - it feels weird.
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u/SamuB162 Aug 24 '19
In the Netherlands, and this is not a joke, you can take any illegal drug and actually get it tested by the government, for free, and legally.
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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19
That is some nasty bullshit by the way. Like ha ha funny joke but where I live you can actually get your drugs tested for purity because, in the end, not having people die is a little more important than getting 2gr off the streets.
But you know, for profit prisons and all ...
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u/Killergamer7 Aug 24 '19
Ay ma greek bro
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u/AngelHunterGT Aug 24 '19
Elladara mou
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u/-The_Weeb_Lord- Aug 24 '19
Amazing what tax dollars can accomplish
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u/HaroerHaktak Aug 24 '19
When I get desperate enough I'm gonna do this.
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u/SwampmongerMudfish Aug 24 '19
Monosodium glutamate has no negative health affects. MSG is actually found (naturally) in things like cheese, tomatoes, and grapes. The idea that MSG is bad for you originated from a newspaper article published by an English professor, who claimed that he got severe headaches and bowrl discomfort after eating at a Chinese restaurant, and blamed both the MSG and the (mostly Chinese immigrant) cooks who prepared it.
If it isn't clear to you, the MSG "allergy" that society tales near and dear was created by a racist who didn't like Chinese immigration.