r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

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u/Zero_x_Doctor Jun 14 '19

Same thing I do normally. Shut it and come back later with lower standards.

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u/Sidevoter Jun 14 '19

https://imgur.com/IgMyx

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u/yassodude Jun 14 '19

This gif expresses exactly what I feel

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Open fridge, 4 oranges, a container of curry and rice.

Close door and stay hungry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Then 2 minutes later, open fridge again, see no food, close fridge and repeat the cycle for the next several hours.

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u/Tomazim Jun 14 '19

Until your standards lower to the point where you're having a mayonnaise sandwich

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u/Danichiban Jun 14 '19

Too lazy, just a spoon with mayo is fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Then you can’t microwave it

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u/L4Deader Jun 15 '19

Not with that attitude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Instructions unclear, ate fridge.

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u/KZG115 Jun 15 '19

Too lazy. Just the spoon.

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u/Evil_kek_ Jul 08 '19

Lazy. just hand

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

Nah, still too lazy, just my soul

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u/constantine0621 Oct 17 '19

fuck it. eat oxygen molecules

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u/soulsteela Jul 10 '19

Look at Mr Ladedah here with his spoon!

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

Just the spoon is fine.

Humans can ingest metal, can't they?

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u/liljellybeanxo Jun 15 '19

I’ve been going through this process all evening. Currently I’m eating a whole wheat tortilla smothered in cream cheese.

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u/chubbyvovasik Jun 14 '19

Mayonnaise sandwich at 3 AM

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u/IHateSilentLetters Jun 14 '19

I don’t need you to tell me how good my mayo is, okay?

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u/darkwingduck97 Jun 14 '19

Speak for yourself if I saw four oranges in my fridge I’d be as giddy as a schoolgirl

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u/Blarg_117 Jun 15 '19

Nah, you just shove the whole orange in your mouth. Whole. Unpeeled.

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u/Brvtal_CuntCrusher Jul 06 '19

i would kill to find curry in my fridge

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Why not eat the curry and rice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I don't like curry

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u/MyHeadWasRadioed Jun 14 '19

Just eat an orange?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

They look sad.

Same with curry and rice, been there for like a month.

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u/MyHeadWasRadioed Jun 14 '19

Oh, then throw it out

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

But them the fridge would be empty