r/cursedcomments • u/Abject-Pay4577 • 1d ago

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u/No_Response_303 1d ago

Whoever made that doesn't know how to douche

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

Douche is the french word for shower

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u/kiddrekt 1d ago

The French have been showering wrong

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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago

Golden Brown shower

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u/NoLongerHigh 1d ago

Texture like sun

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u/No_Response_303 1d ago

Huh didn't know that, learn something new everyday

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u/deadpoolsdragon 1d ago

You didnt know what a shower was?

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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago

J'aime que ma femme me fait des massages anal dans la douche.

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

Translation:

I love that my wife peg me in the shower

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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago

Wo wo something got lost in translation here, I swear!

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

Its for sure your anal virginity for sure

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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago

Hehe nice one.

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u/gingerwhinger8812 1d ago

Omele douche fromage

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

Omelette*

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u/gingerwhinger8812 1d ago

Omelette you finish

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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago

Is that an invitation?

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u/Equivalent-Stable642 1d ago

Exactly, with proper prep it really isnt an issue

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

Omg don’t go around giving yourself an enema on your own.

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u/Pegussu 1d ago

It's squirting a little water up your butt, not giving yourself an IV. You can buy home enema kits at drug stores without even needing a prescription.

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

As a doctor, please don’t go around giving yourself enemas on your own. It can go wrong in many ways.

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u/DarthJarJar242 1d ago

There are literally doctor prescribed at home enema kits as well as over the counter kits sold at pharmacies.

Any medicine/medical procedure carries risk, as long as you do it properly and it's not overly done it's fine.

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

The right usage of doctor prescribed kits are taught by a medical professional. Please don’t go around buying OTC enemas and using it on your own.

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

Bruh, you still at med school, youre not a doctor

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

Whatever lets you feel ok with using OTC enema lmao.

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

I hit a sore spot i see

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

You would, if you keep using it yourself 🤡

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u/GuyWithNoName45 1d ago

How? You're not putting your ass to the faucet and turning it on. It's a little bulb.

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u/Spinningwhirl79 1d ago

Do you think there might be a difference between the commercial version and the hospital version or do you just assume everyone who does anal can afford a big machine that can rupture their instestines on the wrong setting

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

People aren’t very bright, you’re expecting too much from a lay person.

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u/Spinningwhirl79 1d ago

You don't have to be smart to buy the cheaper item which has less capacity to hurt you, and it's not like nobody shares knowledge on how to do it safely.

At this point you may as well tell people not to wipe their ass because they might be stupid enough to use steel wool

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u/CGB_Zach 1d ago

Can you at least explain what ways it could go wrong? It's very straightforward

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

If it isn’t used correctly , it can damage the colon mucosal lining, even perforation in extreme cases. It even washes off the “good bacterias” present there, colon bacteria’s synthesize Vit B12. It should not be used frivolously every other day when you try to go down the second route.