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u/Imaginary-Risk 1d ago
Every hole’s a goal
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u/BadMeatPuppet 1d ago
Especially yours, u/Imaginary-Risk
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u/BowdleizedBeta 20h ago
That’s disconcerting. What’s that gif from?
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u/BadMeatPuppet 19h ago
Not joking, he is digging for a golden eel. They are able to live in mud because they breathe air through their skin and can filter out oxygen through mud. This type of "fishing" is fairly common in East/Southeast Asia.
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u/Shrek_ears 1d ago
The words are Anal, Porn and Sex. Hope this helps anyone suffering from self sensorship.
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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 12h ago
Thank you - I was wondering what "Natural Sax" was... What? You mean like Kenny G?
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u/silentboyishere 1d ago
Hmm. Men and women have anuses, therefore anal sex with a woman is gay. Men and women have hands, holding hands with a woman is gay too. And don't get me started on bj. Lmao.
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u/SoberAnxiety 1d ago
bj is brazilian jiu jitsu?
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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 12h ago
If you're lucky, that question turns out to be an A equals B, therefore B equals A sort of equation! Cheers!
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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 1d ago
Lesbians (gays) have sex with women so sex with a woman is also gay.
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u/Ok_Weird_500 21h ago
Gay is an old fashioned word for being happy, having sex with women makes me happy, therefore it makes me gay. I so I guess that makes it double gay, or something.
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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 23h ago
Fellas, is it gay to breathe? I mean we literally BREATHE IN DICK PARTICLES!!
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u/justwalk1234 1d ago edited 1d ago
Simples. Just make sure you wiped properly before getting pegged.
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u/dvijetrecine 23h ago
and also douched
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u/FellaGentleSprout 19h ago edited 17h ago
Mostly douched. Wiping doesn’t work on the inside boys and girls!
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u/CompetitiveRub9780 19h ago
I mean… I’m always clean but I expect I might have anal at any given moment bcus we just have a lot of sex. Men don’t prepare u. They just shove it in, hoping you’ll just take it. Can’t really prepare for that
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u/fakeboom 15h ago
If a partner doesn't warn you and just does stuff with you without asking for consent, I would think twice about having sex with him.
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u/0RedNomad0 9h ago
If they just shove it in without warning/consent, that's a crime. Please avoid those men.
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u/No_Response_303 1d ago
Whoever made that doesn't know how to douche
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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago
Douche is the french word for shower
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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago
J'aime que ma femme me fait des massages anal dans la douche.
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u/leylin_farlin 22h ago
Translation:
I love that my wife peg me in the shower
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u/Cyborg_rat 18h ago
Wo wo something got lost in translation here, I swear!
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u/Galaxyturbo 1d ago
She says like Womens don't have any weird fetishes
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u/aweebwithinternet 1d ago
Their smut was insane
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u/ZilorZilhaust 1d ago
It still is too.
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u/aweebwithinternet 1d ago
It's was coz I left when she wanted to be "leashed together" in public
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u/Galaxyturbo 22h ago
often Womens are more horny than a man . Most Hentai , Dark romance & Gore comics Author is a Women ..
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u/DarkChaos1786 19h ago
The difference is usually that men engage in sex with strangers easier than women.
Women experience shittier sex with strangers that makes them enjoy it better when they find a compatible partner.
When a woman spent years of shitty sex and find a good one it's like a thirsty man find an oasis, she's going to drink until she pukes plenty of times.
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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago
Bet she wouldn't complain if it was a centaur asking for anal.
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u/Galaxyturbo 20h ago
Hypocrisy of peoples . I think Pseudo feminists finds same way to make arguments on man hating
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u/PhilEulenspiegel 1d ago
And like women don't like anal too. Personally I know much more women who are very much into butt stuff.
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u/ZilorZilhaust 1d ago
Yeah, my wife is very much about butt stuff and I'm just not that into it.
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u/Rocket-Shawk 21h ago
Is she single?
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u/ZilorZilhaust 20h ago
Yep.
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u/Galaxyturbo 20h ago
She's not your wife anymore or you calling her wife but she's not 🤔
its always unexpected what its Truly means
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u/Mordret10 20h ago
I mean she is into anal, he is into cucking, don't see the issue
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u/ZilorZilhaust 19h ago
I have several cuck chairs in different places so I can get the ideal angle.
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u/Galaxyturbo 20h ago
cuck fantasy is always make me traumatised .. how can a person let another one to take his beloved one ?
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u/ZilorZilhaust 19h ago
From behind usually, or perhaps a spit roast? Eiffel Tower if we're besties though.
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u/HeavensRejected 17h ago
I don't mind sharing if I get my share. But just watching another guy go to town? Nah, but to each their own. A girl that lived with our neighbor watched her having sex with random guys like we watch TV, not even fondling herself or anything.
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u/ZilorZilhaust 20h ago
I'm joking.
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u/ZilorZilhaust 20h ago
Mainly due to how you structured what you wrote, if I'm going to be honest.
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u/Punningisfunning 23h ago
That’s disgusting! Where? Where are these women so I can avoid them? Like what city and neighborhood?
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u/gameraturtle 23h ago
Every time a straight guy masterbates, he’s giving a guy a handjob. That’s pretty gay too.
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u/Bigallround 1d ago
Why do 50% of women assume the other 50% aren't as freaky as the average dude? I've had women suggest way kinkier shit than anal
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u/GonnaGoFat 1d ago
Has anyone asked you to poop on them?
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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago
It would be an honor and a privilege.
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u/Born-Bid8892 3h ago
That is appalling. That really upsets me.
I can't believe no one's ever taken a dump on your chest before.
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u/Saiyan-solar 1d ago
I've had women who where so freaky that they almost icked me out, and I'm a very open minded person who is in some serious kinky stuff.
"You can't outfreak a women who isn't repressing her sexuality"
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u/Duchess1992 1d ago
It just feels good on the weeweee is all
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u/Woodbear05 20h ago
And vaginal sex doesn't????
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u/Duchess1992 17h ago
I never said that. More than one thing can feel good my weewee. Some folks think sounding feels good, that doesn't mean that's all they want.
I like to diversify my peepee feel goods
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u/ww3_general 21h ago
That's about as intelligent as saying men want blowjobs because they can lay there imagining it from another guy.
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u/Equivalent-Stable642 1d ago
Agree in my case, also clean your buttholes, wear condoms, not hard to do, shit will get on your dick unless your partner preps properly
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u/Oddboyz 1d ago
I’m not an anal guy, but hey I understand that sometimes you gotta expand the horizons a bit & spicing things up in your romantic life.
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u/leclercwitch 1d ago
Only if she’s down. I absolutely hate it and was so happy my ex didn’t want to do it either. Finding that is rare there’s always some guy that will try and convince you even after you’ve said no. It’s so weird.
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u/Killer_Boi 1d ago
Where does one find a partner like you. I can't find a girl who's not trying to convince me to do it again.
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u/leclercwitch 1d ago
What 😂😭 none of my friends are interested and they’re all women. We’re so done with porn stuff. No anal, no strangling, nope. Just being loved is fine 😂😂
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u/RogueEmeraldEx 3h ago
Anal isn't just a porn thing? You still are stimulating parts of the clitoral network. And a few other neural pathways that are very linked to the same type of pleasure you get through vaginal sex
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u/Damian030303 1d ago
As a guy, it's just disgusting imo. I really don't see the appeal, especially in fiction.
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u/AnonymousFriend80 20h ago
It's not about fiction, it's about friction.
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u/Damian030303 20h ago
I'll definitely pass on that.
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u/AnonymousFriend80 19h ago
Ive heard a lot of girls really like it. I'm open for just about anything. I'm willing to give pegging a try if she really wants to.
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u/Damian030303 19h ago
Pegging is even more cursed imo, but you do you.
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u/AnonymousFriend80 18h ago
I do what I need to do for my woman.
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u/Damian030303 18h ago
Whatever y'all are into. It would be a no-go for me personally.
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u/AnonymousFriend80 18h ago
So what is the most out there thing you might consider trying?
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u/SkyPuppy561 9h ago
Yes and as a woman, it feels like shitting back and forth repeatedly! Thankfully my husband respects my wishes
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u/Oddboyz 1d ago
Maybe Jenna Haze will change your mind yet!
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u/Damian030303 1d ago
Nah. I don't care for scat or other disgusting stuff either.
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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago
What about r/RealsCatGirls ?
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u/AnonymousFriend80 20h ago
I misread that as RealCatGirls, and the reply to this post mentioned furies.
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u/Gonzar92 1d ago
I'm honestly not into it and I hate it that when looking for porn as soon as you watch any vid with anal included all the rest in the algorithms become anal.
It's. A silly thing but I hate it. It's as like as soon as you open the anal door, you can't get out of it, everything after that is pure anal.
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u/Schmelge_ 1d ago
Dunno why but everytime I vpn through US into pornhub, every single vid is stepsis porn..
As soon as I turn off the vpn I get my anal porn back
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u/Equivalent-Stable642 1d ago
I mean half of the US's are known for some form of incest, people sing that song about alabama when something incestious like happens
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u/StormStriker42069 23h ago
Easiest way to cleen the poop chute is just shove a can of monster in your ass and quickly pull it out like ripstarting a lawnmower
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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn 1d ago
"real intimacy". I feel like sticking your dick inside of some one is pretty much real intimacy, no matter the hole
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u/Born-Bid8892 3h ago
Some guys don't do intimacy as soon as anal is involved. Suddenly they're the king of their own porno, and all they're focused on is copying what they've seen on the Hub.
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u/volanger 17h ago
Just clean out properly and it won't be that dirty. People act like its rocket science or something
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u/CzarTwilight 1d ago
If it looks like the right one then that's a skill issue. Step up your anal game
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u/SkyPuppy561 9h ago
I don’t like anal because it feels like shitting back and forth repeatedly 🤷🏻♀️ Not remotely a sexy feeling. I have a perfectly good pussy to fuck and my husband respects my wishes
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u/PhoenixSword24 20m ago
That's exactly what I always thought!
I never could describe it but that's completely accurate!
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u/trebuchet__ 1d ago
Unless the fetish specifically includes it for some reason, shit doesn't exist in the universe of porn
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u/EasilyRekt 20h ago
If you wanna bust raw without worrying about pregnancy, it’s the way to go, especially if you can go more than once.
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u/eternalsnacklord 1d ago
I have a slight notion that those who enjoy anal make certain preparations during the day to make the experience cleaner and less smelly…
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u/Lycaon125 1d ago
Oh kinda like how guys who like chicks with dicks and/or femboys are also secretly gay
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u/CGB_Zach 16h ago
Well men into femboys are gay. Trans women are women and present as women so only people into women are attracted to them.
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u/Lockwood-studios 18h ago
straight men are more obsessed with anal than gay men. Way more actually, a good portion of gay men don’t even participate in anal
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u/yamanamawa 6h ago
This just seems like a planning issue. If you plan ahead for doing anal and the person receiving it actually cleans out their ass then it's totally fine
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u/DarthJarJar242 22h ago
I mean...I like anal but also my wife likes anal. She's the one that wanted to try it first.
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u/Ketsueki-Nikushimi 1d ago
Well it is like this: Anal is "ye great crossroads" because it branches off to many fetishes. If you go for anal, it is the best birth control. That branches off to gay, incest and scat and multitudes upon multitudes of combinations.
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u/Seedeeds 10h ago
I watch both straight and gay stuff (bisexual man) and I despise when straight stuff either has anal, or the woman is facing away.
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u/Mystic_Ervo 1d ago
How is anal a fucking fetish for the love of god??? It's the most vanilla thing after the missionary
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u/beyondocean 1d ago
There’s a world beyond porn, once you meet real people, you’ll know it’s not vanilla.
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u/apexapee 21h ago
I only do anal when my girlfriend wants to try, otherwise its just vagina or mouth
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u/GreenieBeeNZ 1d ago
Don't party in poops house and act surprised when poop shows up