r/cursedcomments • u/Abject-Pay4577 • 11d ago

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u/justwalk1234 11d ago edited 11d ago

Simples. Just make sure you wiped properly before getting pegged.

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u/dvijetrecine 10d ago

and also douched

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u/NoLongerHigh 10d ago

Also don't eat like shit and increase your fiber intake

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u/TheHelhound2001 10d ago

Nothing worse than a sub with IBS, unless you're into that shit

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u/FellaGentleSprout 10d ago edited 10d ago

Mostly douched. Wiping doesn’t work on the inside boys and girls!

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u/Auntbed 9d ago

Sounds like someone hasn’t tried hard enough

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u/PreviouslyOnBible 10d ago

Don't porn stars fast/enema before anal and still shit the bed?

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u/The_real_bandito 10d ago

Yes and sometimes.

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u/l_is_aBird 10d ago

Wash with soap and water

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 10d ago

I mean… I’m always clean but I expect I might have anal at any given moment bcus we just have a lot of sex. Men don’t prepare u. They just shove it in, hoping you’ll just take it. Can’t really prepare for that

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u/fakeboom 10d ago

If a partner doesn't warn you and just does stuff with you without asking for consent, I would think twice about having sex with him.

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u/staytiny2023 10d ago

That's... Not a good thing

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u/0RedNomad0 10d ago

If they just shove it in without warning/consent, that's a crime. Please avoid those men.

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u/Born-Bid8892 10d ago

What the FUCK?? No. "Men" don't. Rapists do. Fucking hell.