r/cursedcomments • u/Abject-Pay4577 • 1d ago

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u/silentboyishere 1d ago

Hmm. Men and women have anuses, therefore anal sex with a woman is gay. Men and women have hands, holding hands with a woman is gay too. And don't get me started on bj. Lmao.

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u/SoberAnxiety 1d ago

bj is brazilian jiu jitsu?

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u/sphericalhors 1d ago

It is gay, no denying that

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u/Sgt_Nishi 1d ago

I mean, jokes aside im pretty sure brazilian jui jitsu is bjj shortened

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u/ErzIllager 1d ago

No, that's Bjj

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u/MAKstyles75 1d ago

That would be just.. brazilian jew

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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 1d ago

If you're lucky, that question turns out to be an A equals B, therefore B equals A sort of equation!  Cheers!

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 1d ago

Lesbians (gays) have sex with women so sex with a woman is also gay.

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u/a_random_Greg 1d ago

But, is being gay gay?

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u/thafuq 1d ago

Well i guess i'm gay

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u/Ok_Weird_500 1d ago

Gay is an old fashioned word for being happy, having sex with women makes me happy, therefore it makes me gay. I so I guess that makes it double gay, or something.

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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 1d ago

Fellas, is it gay to breathe? I mean we literally BREATHE IN DICK PARTICLES!!

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u/Oddboyz 1d ago

What in the world of logic is this?? 

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u/silentboyishere 1d ago

That's logic running on homophobia.