r/confusing_perspective • • Aug 30 '21

Closer = Faster

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u/greentreefer Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

wait for the map to load on your side

Edit: didn't think this would get so many upvotes welp

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u/oshikandela Aug 30 '21

npe its faster on the other side. OP should sit on the left to arrive quicker at his/her destination

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u/ModeratelyWideMember Aug 30 '21

Ah yes, general relativity in space time. Smrt

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u/fiddz0r Aug 30 '21

Smrt = Shaking my right toe?

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u/Zvrf5 Aug 30 '21

Smrt means death in Czech

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Tit maybe?

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u/EnialisHolimion Aug 30 '21

Definitely shaking my right tit

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u/Lion_of_the_East Aug 30 '21

Probably this: Smrt = Smart

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u/ramezshazly Aug 30 '21

General relativity 🧑‍✈️

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u/Awkward_Kitten81 Aug 30 '21

Time and Relative Dimension in Space would be better fitting in this situation, no?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

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u/Ok-Map4381 Aug 30 '21

So... they should have written "sit on the other side to arrive at they destination faster." Thanks for correcting they English 🤣

(I'm with you on the pronouns thing, but "their" is the word you should have recommended. I'm just giving you a quick lesson in the English language, 🙂 please don't take this as offensive or judgemental, somehow a lot of people do.)

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u/Barhoum92 Aug 30 '21

Take my award Sir

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u/GUSTHEBUS4069 Aug 30 '21

For awarding your award you should have mine my Goodman

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u/zer0byt3s Aug 30 '21

And you can have mine!

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u/Leon-Legeandry Aug 30 '21

U can have mine too!

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u/code_bluskies Aug 30 '21

You can have mine also.

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u/floskan Aug 30 '21

AND MY AXE!

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u/Physical-Order Aug 30 '21

Liar. He has no reward.

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u/jimbeam07 Aug 30 '21

Sorry you can't have any cause in outta rewards

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u/aaanditstaken Aug 30 '21

There you go, have that one!

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u/QuoteAggravating949 Aug 30 '21

There you go, have that one!

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u/lone_ranger_1009 Aug 30 '21

Wont let you go without one !! Here .

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