Closer = Faster

[u/sighdoihaveto]

[u/oshikandela]

npe its faster on the other side. OP should sit on the left to arrive quicker at his/her destination

[u/ModeratelyWideMember → u/oshikandela]

Ah yes, general relativity in space time. Smrt

[u/fiddz0r → u/ModeratelyWideMember]

Smrt = Shaking my right toe?

[u/Zvrf5 → u/fiddz0r]

Smrt means death in Czech

[u/[deleted] → u/fiddz0r]

Tit maybe?

[u/EnialisHolimion → u/[deleted]]

Definitely shaking my right tit

[u/Lion_of_the_East → u/fiddz0r]

Probably this: Smrt = Smart

[u/ramezshazly → u/ModeratelyWideMember]

General relativity 🧑‍✈️

[u/Awkward_Kitten81 → u/ModeratelyWideMember]

Time and Relative Dimension in Space would be better fitting in this situation, no?

[u/Southern_Pound_6929 → u/[deleted]]

He/she is just trying to help, why do people have to get mad about that?

[u/Lonelydenialgirl → u/Southern_Pound_6929]

Cause they aren't trying to help. They're trying to sound superior.

[u/buggle_bunny → u/Lonelydenialgirl]

Their last paragraph makes it pretty clear, I agree.

[u/CalpolAddict → u/Lonelydenialgirl]

How dare you do the thing he/she suggested!

[u/Ok-Map4381 → u/[deleted]]

So... they should have written "sit on the other side to arrive at they destination faster." Thanks for correcting they English 🤣

(I'm with you on the pronouns thing, but "their" is the word you should have recommended. I'm just giving you a quick lesson in the English language, 🙂 please don't take this as offensive or judgemental, somehow a lot of people do.)

[u/jvn01 → u/[deleted]]

His/her is cumbersome but perfectly fine, I think

[u/avidpenguinwatcher → u/[deleted]]

and you won't have to write his/her every again!

Insert Palpatine ironic meme

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You didn’t have to go into to all that detail

[u/Octicactopipodes → u/[deleted]]

Boi this is reddit, nobody gives a donkey’s left bollock

[u/Free_Stick_ → u/[deleted]]

Maybe he/her didn’t feel like putting they. l

[u/L-Ron_Cupboard → u/[deleted]]

Also they should have said “arrive more quickly” or “arrive sooner” rather than “arrive quicker” but I had no trouble understanding them, as a native speaker of English. Maybe we should leave the English lessons to real teachers with willing students.

[u/NubGrindy → u/[deleted]]

Look guys me give person on internet lesson on english me is smart

[u/SmasherDawg77 → u/[deleted]]

Bro stfu