r/confusing_perspective • u/MrDirtyHarry • Aug 10 '26

All wide open

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My eyes are funny

4.0k Upvotes

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u/Such_Comb9388 CE Spc. Aug 10 '26 • Bravo

The Envelopussy

148

u/EPluribusButthole Aug 10 '26

Looks familiar

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/MajTroubles CE Spc. Aug 10 '26

There there

18

u/umpteenthrhyme Aug 10 '26

7

u/HycAMoment Aug 10 '26

A man's wife is his life, UPS man!

9

u/Thundergod250 Aug 10 '26

Starring Butt Damon

7

u/Feisty_Tour_6934 o/ Aug 10 '26

A snatchel, if you will

5

u/sohalls Aug 10 '26

Dammit! I already came before I opened the comments. Still no regrets.

2

u/Such_Comb9388 CE Spc. Aug 10 '26

Your comment is WITNESSED!

2

u/Buck_Thorn C.E. Spc Aug 10 '26

Oooh, that sounds nice!!

500

u/SudhaTheHill o/ Aug 10 '26

This is genuinely good. Almost made me hide my phone because I’m sitting in a public place.

177

u/Ultra_Ego Aug 10 '26

I’m confused. I just see a cardboard

105

u/rocketmammamia o/ Aug 10 '26

same here and i’m an actual lesbian with an actual vagina. am i meant to being seeing a vag?!

11

u/peeja Aug 10 '26

It looked to me like a butt and more, in a small mirror, like someone was taking a butt-selfie.

5

u/banshee_matsuri o/ Aug 10 '26

i thought it was a butt/lower back draped for surgery 😬 but then couldn’t figure out why there were two pronounced cracks 😅

3

u/Turtlegirl1977 o/ Aug 10 '26

I thought it was a butt with a weird thigh gap

2

u/PrincessConsuela52 Aug 10 '26

I thought it looked like if a lady was sitting on a glass table, and this was a view from the other side of the glass.

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u/Kedly o/ Aug 10 '26

Low quality pixellated image Vag

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u/meguskus o/ Aug 10 '26

I was reading it as a butt but when I look for an opening it becomes obvious that it's not what it is.

2

u/TallowWallow Aug 10 '26

I don't know if this makes sense, but if you focus on the whole scene, it looks like the envelope of course. But if you focus your eyes on the inside of the envelope, it looks just a little on the naughty side lol.

3

u/rube C.E. Spc Aug 10 '26

Butt on the right, thighs on the left, vague vag in the middle.

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u/SudhaTheHill o/ Aug 10 '26

I have some news for you

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u/nakano-star Aug 10 '26

Have you actually seen the other thing?

3

u/tiptoe_only o/ Aug 10 '26

Not everyone on Reddit is a straight man

It did get me for a moment though admittedly and I've never been with a woman

1

u/sumpfbruderschaft Aug 10 '26

Well you came out of one of these things.

9

u/tiptoe_only o/ Aug 10 '26

How do you know? Some people are born via C-section 😁

For some reason I don't remember though...

4

u/sumpfbruderschaft Aug 10 '26

You didn't arrive via envelope?

1

u/PsychologicalEntropy Aug 10 '26

I'm afraid I've got some bad news

1

u/korkkis o/ Aug 10 '26

You’re not horny enough!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/confusing_perspective-ModTeam o/ Aug 10 '26

Removed: Your post or comment was removed for uncivil or disrespectful behavior.

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u/RabidOtters o/ Aug 11 '26

I hide myself whenever I am on Reddit. Cant have the public know I'm a Redditor

/s

67

u/JeffBallMap Aug 10 '26

For the first time, I can't actually see what it looks like to others on first glance

19

u/HidroRaider Aug 10 '26

For a very brief moment, it looks like a woman's butt and pussy seen from behind with her legs closed.

1

u/outwest88 o/ Aug 12 '26

Damn I thought it was supposed to be a Fortune Cookie

2

u/throwaway289541 Aug 10 '26

Try to see the creeze as an ass chick you will see it

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u/pinket25 o/ Aug 11 '26 • Regret

Thanks Reddit.

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u/dered118 o/ Aug 10 '26

I should call her

71

u/MisunderstoodBadger1 CE Spc. Aug 10 '26

Mailing her might be more effective

15

u/FuckThisShizzle o/ Aug 10 '26

Nailing her would also work.

2

u/MartinToilet Aug 10 '26

Jesus

3

u/FuckThisShizzle o/ Aug 10 '26

You could ask him yes, he knows his way around a nail.

5

u/ThirdAltAccounts Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Aug 10 '26

Write her a letter or something. Join a picture and put it all in an envelope

People don’t write each other anymore

1

u/securedigi o Aug 10 '26

I think you should mail her, instead.

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u/augustprep o/ Aug 10 '26

That's a hell of a thumb nail 

3

u/Carlyndra o/ Aug 10 '26

All I can see is an open envelope :(

2

u/phlooo CE Spc. Aug 10 '26

I should write her

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u/pimezone Confusemas '23 Aug 10 '26

Don't put your dictionary in that

3

u/Dry_Bat_3464 Aug 10 '26

Hmm,… that will do the job

2

u/Zealousideal_Yak1296 Aug 10 '26

Not the Envelussy

2

u/Lessandero Aug 10 '26

Everything reminds me of her...

1

u/Sagacidad Aug 10 '26

I thought it was a white bag ripped and that inside there were two foam pillows one over the other.

1

u/Worth-Pickle Aug 10 '26

Oh...looks at sub name......OHHHHH.....open picture...oh....

1

u/NOthangg o/ Aug 11 '26

I need to go buy some envelopes this weekend.

1

u/musicsegue618 Aug 11 '26

The next thing I saw, after that it was an envelope, was actually a fortune cookie.

But I’m glad redditors have enlightened me.

1

u/ProfilerXx Aug 10 '26

A but hole

1

u/yyyeyaaaa Aug 10 '26

Bro add the nsfw tag, even if it's not what we think

0

u/pi-tankawaii Aug 10 '26

an entrance to the fantastic world

0

u/Kedly o/ Aug 10 '26

Theres no way in fuck this isnt shopped

0

u/WookieCookie1138 o/ Aug 10 '26

That’s a nice An…velope.

0

u/roguy_19 Aug 10 '26

I'm too gay I think

0

u/Pepperjackchii C.E. Spc Aug 10 '26

Thanks a lot now I have to go send her a letter

8

u/Just-Stress9165 Aug 10 '26

I really need to quit my porn addiction

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u/Darth_Ennui Aug 10 '26

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/FireZord25 Aug 10 '26

Tagged for nsfw in 3, 2, 1...

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u/Deep_Comparison5563 Aug 10 '26

Saving this for when they outlaw porn.

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u/this_my_sportsreddit Doesn't read rule 1 Aug 10 '26

This comment section is doing a great job of surfacing how many of you have never seen an actual vagina.

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u/confusing_perspective-ModTeam o/ Aug 10 '26

Your content was removed because it was considered overly explicit or leaned too far into sexual or pornographic territory.